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Rubber Roommate (Rubberization, TG, 2nd Person)

You’re at your desk, typing away at your keyboard, when you hear the creak of the door sliding open. Followed by the squelch of something sticky against the floor.

“Good afternoon, Plastine,” you say, without looking up from you...

Poll #32 Results

The results are in, and it's a victory for The Cursed Quest (Konosuba Bathroom Objects TF) at 22 votes! Congrats to those of you who voted for it!

ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 3 (Inanimate TF, Dragon Maid)

Tohru’s boobs bounced as she sauntered home from the mall, a smile on her face and a bagful of shopping swinging from each arm. Miss Kobayashi is going to be so happy to try my cooking tonight! 

The sun slipped over th...

Story Poll #32

It's polling time again! Vote to decide what I should write for the next Patreon exclusive story!

Remember, you can pick multiple options!

SUGGESTION: Masturbatory Mia / Tearmoon Toys (Inanimate TF, Tearmoon Empire)

A high-pitched voice rang through the corridors of the palace. 

“Aaaaanne? Aaaaanne?” Mia hurried through the halls, skirts hefted to avoid tripping over them, her gaze snapping left and right, into one room after another. �...

ROYAL REWARD: Ina's Collection: Advent (Inanimate TF, Latex, Hololive)

Placing her hands on the door, Nerissa squinted through the keyhole.

“Can you see them?” asked Shiori, leaning on her shoulders. 

“Maybe?” said Nerissa, cocking her head with a frown. “It’s hard to tell. I can s...

ROYAL REWARD: Manikin a Big Mistake! (Inanimate TF, Petrification)

The cover of the vent struck the shop floor with a crash. 

“Nice one, idiot!” cried a voice from the shaft. “I thought you said you wanted to do this stealthily!” 

“We are doing this stealthily!” c...

ROYAL REWARD: Futanari’s Nyeat Nyew Bed (Latex, Forniphilia, Cumflation, Futanari)

Futanari’s bed squeaked as she shifted in her sleep, rolling onto her back with her cock aimed at the ceiling, a fat pole, flag white and dripping. 

Beneath her, Yukino moaned as her latex prison shifted around her, rubbing aga...

Fated Furniture (Inanimate TF, Fate)

Moonlight glinted off the glass of the Emiya Household’s windows.

Falling out of the night like a great, black-winged bat, a specter settled on the rooftop of the building. Spreading its cape, it reached into its cloak and retrieved a moon...

ROYAL REWARD: Butt-Based Bet Timeline 1, Part 3 (Absorption, Inanimate TF, RWBY)

Ruby’s clothes rustled as she tossed them to the floor. 

“Are you sure about this, Ruby?” said Yang, one eyebrow raised in concern. “Once we do this, it’s gonna last for a while. It’s not like I can just turn you back...

ROYAL REWARD: Spidersilk Panties, Part 1 (Inanimate TF, So I’m a Spider, So What…?)

Panchira crept through the halls of the night-dark inn, her feet raising not a sound, though her high heels produced a rather notable clack each time they struck the floorboards. Fortunately, she was under a ninja-field anyway, so ...

ROYAL REWARD: Elizabeth Love Pillow (Inanimate TF, Hololive)

It's the Scarlet Queen! The great leader of Justice herself! Only... she looks like she's having a little trouble, doesn't she? Not only has she been turned into a body pillow, but it's one where she's all tied up too! That's got to suck. It's, li...

Yoga Balloons (Inflation)

Strains and grunts sounded from the room ahead. “Okay, everyone, it’s time to try the upward facing dog again. On the count of three! One… two… Aaaaad–!” Gasps of exertion. The twang of a pair of tight lycra pants splitting. “Oh dear...

ROYAL REWARD: A Long Way From Home (TG, Dragongirl TF, 2nd Person)

The sky thunders as you trudge along the mountain path, the soles of your feet and every muscle in your body aching as if they’re about to snap. You’ve been walking for what feels half an eternity at this point, and it’s starting to f...

ROYAL REWARD: Miss Kobayashi's Big, Hard, Throbbing USB Stick (Inanimate TF, Futanari, Expansion, Corruption, Dragon Maid)

Kobayashi stepped into the apartment with a frown, letting the door slam behind her. Pausing on the welcome mat, she cocked her head and listened, waiting for a sound, but it was strangely quiet. Tohru and Kanna were off in the Other World,...

ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 2 (Inanimate TF, TG, Onimai)

Mahiro screwed up his eyes and covered his crotch as he hurried to the restroom. Urgh! This is awful! How do girls handle this? And why couldn’t Mihari make me a drug that helps me hold it in? Argh! 

Throwing himself t...

Fontaine’s Fall (Various Inanimate TFs, Genshin Impact)

The bell on the catgirl’s tail rang as she skipped through the Court of Fontaine, the moonlight glinting off the cardboardium tank in her paws. “La la la~, la la la~, sneaking through the city, la la la~.” Reaching the canal, she plop...

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Leafa and Sinon (Inanimate TF, SAO)

Leaning back in her chair, Shushuka took a deep breath and kicked hard off the wall, sending herself spiraling across the room. Bouncing from one side to the other like a ping pong ball full of semen, she slid at last to a stop with a sigh ...

ROYAL REWARD: Nuts and Dolt’s Cosmic Condom (Inanimate TF, Giantess/Omnipotence, Futanari, RWBY)

The pair giggled as they spun, hand in hand, nose pressed against nose and breast against breast, sexes burning, through the door and into the dark of the bedroom, where the bed waited to receive them with a characteristic squeak of the springs.&n...

Poll #31 Results

The results are in, and it's a victory for Fontaine’s Fall (Various Inanimate TFs, Genshin Impact) at 26 votes! Congrats to those of you who voted for it!

ROYAL REWARD: Butt-based Bet: Timeline 2 Follow-Up (Absorption, Inanimate TF, RWBY)

A strange sound passed through the halls of Beacon, rolling down the corridors and turning heads in every dorm. It resembled, in a certain sense, a wobbling–the kind of sound produced by something large and flexible rippling in the air: Bo-w...