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ROYAL REWARD: Cottage Connect, Part 1 (House TF, Priconne)

The sun beat on Sheffy’s head like a giant glowing hammer, leaving her brow coated with sweat and her tail and wings dripping. “Wait… Slow down… I’m melting…” Fanning herself, she wiped the sweat from her brow, shook it from her arms...

ROYAL REWARD: Pigging Out (Pig TF, Weight Gain)

“Alright, Mae, I’m setting a rule,” said Yuki, her slender white cat’s tail swishing behind her in annoyance. “Whatever you do, do not eat the cake, understand?” 

“You got it, Yuki!” said the kitsune, throwing a...

Catgirl Invasion! Trick-or-Cat Treat! (Food TF, Sextoy TF, Various Other TFs, RWBY, Konosuba, Hololive, Honkai: Star Rail, Xenoblade Chronicles, Freiren, Various Other Series) 

The closet curtain shook, producing faint rustl

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Pokémilk (Milk Station TF, Pokémon)

With a yawn, Shushuka snatched her cup from the coffeemaker and took a long, deep sip. Closing her eyes, she sighed in relief. Ahhhh~. She felt more awake already! There was only one thing that could make it better…

Hugging it to ...

ROYAL REWARD: Supervillainy 3: Dr. Paperclip Goes Three Far! (Giantess, Destruction)

The sound of Dr. Paperclip’s laughter (maniacal) rolled over the ruined landscape of Supercity like a child’s tricycle, only evil. “Ahahahahahahahahaha!” 

Throwing aside an enormous slab of rubble, Puncherella surveyed the ruins...

ROYAL REWARD: Man-Made Pie, Part 3 (Food TF, Inflation)

The fridge’s light snapped on with a click. Leaning in, Sophie squinted, her gaze sliding past the cookies and the breast milk and the other refrigerated snacks to the empty spot at the back where she should be able to find her big, bea...

ROYAL REWARD: Honma Himawari's Thigh-Highs (Clothing TF, Vtuber, Second Person)

You creep through the corridor like a messenger bringing bad news to his liege, your heart pounding in your chest, your hand tight and clammy around your VIP pass. Your free hand shakes; you grab your wrist and squeeze it, tighter, tighter. A bead...

ROYAL REWARD: House Cat: House of the Invaders, Part 3 (Furniture TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma)

“Nyaaaaaaaaaah! Make way! Make way! Make waaaaaaaay, nya!” 

The crash of Dr. Ie’s boots–Professional House Cat Boots–rolled through the house and made the entire structure shake as she rushed up the stairs in search of the bat...

ROYAL REWARD: Neo's New Ass, Part 3 (Absorption, Futanari, RWBY)

Their boots struck the floor with emphatic smacks, like hands striking a big, jiggly ass, as the three of them rushed through the crates and boxes of the warehouse. 

Skidding to a stop, Ruby bit her lip as she searched. The warehouse wa...

Kama's Beach Bonanza (Food TF, Fate)

Afterward, once they’d changed into their new swimwear (in separate changing rooms, much to Kama’s disappointment), the two of them made their way along the beach, Kama clinging to Master’s arm as if he were her beloved beau. Which, as a mat...

ROYAL REWARD: Shampoo's Meal (Food TF, Ranma)

Akane’s knife sliced cleanly through the lettuce and the carrots, dicing them into neat strips and slices, like green notes and orange coins. Vegetable currency, for buying her good health with. 

Just as she was about to start on the ...

ROYAL REWARD: Date or Doom! Part 3 (Expansion, Tentacles, Absorption/Body Part TF, Bleach)

The spotlight snapped on with a click, revealing the slender form of Princess Yuri, her eyes bright, her tail twitching, and her boobs practically popping out of her dress. “Welcome back to the Date-or-Doom!, everybody! If nyou’re jus...

Discord Poll

Hey, guys! If you haven't seen it already, make sure you check out the Discord! I'm currently hosting a poll to see which series will appear in the next Catgirl Invasion! story. Check the announcements channel if you want to take part! 2025-10-01 12:45:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Sketch: Ruby Robot

Uh oh, looks like Ruby's been messing with Weiss's Dust again. And this time, she's really paying the price for it. Who would have guessed that Weiss had 'Horny Chef Robot Dust' in her suitcase? That's so specific! Like, what would they even do wi...

ROYAL REWARD: Baker's Double (Selfcest, Weight Gain, Nikke)

The smell of freshly-baked bread wafted through the air and left her mouth watering as she strolled into the restaurant. 

“Good evening, ma’am,” said the host, looking her up and down a little more carefully than he perhaps would ...

Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash (Various Inanimate TFs)

Her boots splashed as she ran, sinking and sque

ROYAL REWARD: The Big Yellow Balloon (Balloonification, Inflation, Madoka)

The Witch died with a scream and a crash, its bullet-riddled corpse smashed through the barrier of the Labyrinth. As the magical space cracked and collapsed, shattering back into bland, mundane reality, Mami strolled quite confidently across the r...

ROYAL REWARD: The Underwear Research Club (Clothing TF, Blue Archive)

The clubroom door flew open with a crash, and into the room leapt Chidori Michiru, a giant scroll in her hands. “I foooooound it! I finally foooooooound it!” 

Izuna and Tsukuyo almost leapt out of their seats in shock. “E-eh?” c...

ROYAL REWARD: Kawakami's Tickly Taste Test (Cowgirl TF, Tickling, Persona)

Kawakami shivered, gripping the skirt of her maid outfit and struggling to hide her fear, as her mistress and captor marched her down the hall, one hand on each shoulder and a third limb prodding her butt.

“Almost there,” said Princess F...

Tune in This Time Next Week for Another Exciting Episode of WHEEL-OF-FAAAAAAAATES! (Various Inanimate TFs, Various Cameos)

“--so if nyou don’t want to die, buy CUMZAC. BUY CUMZAC! BUY CUMZAC! BUY IT TODAY OR DIE! BUY–”

With a brief crackle of static, the TV snaps to a new image: a short, blonde-haired Bakeneko in a tight suit, her arm draped over the sid...

ROYAL REWARD: Supervillainy 2: The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall (Giantess, Destruction)

“Dr. Paperclip! Your reign of–hic!–terror is at an end!” Stumbling forward, her ears ringing and her vision blurry, Puncherella raised her fist and gave it what she hoped was an intimidating shake, though it actually looked like she was tr...

ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 12 (Mannequin TF, Petrification, ZZZ)

As the last of the goons turned and fled with their tails–literal or metaphorical–between their legs, Ellen Joe finally allowed herself to relax again. Stabbing her shears into the ground, she leaned on them for support and struggled to stay s...

ROYAL REWARD: Neo's New Ass, Part 2 (Absorption, RWBY)

Seagulls squawked and wheeled overhead, smudges of white and black on a bright blue canvas, as Team RWB crept through the docks, their eyes open and alert, if not necessarily hopeful.

“Ugh, this is getting ridiculous,” said Weiss, coming...

ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Kairi's Virtual Escape (Sextoy/Inanimate TFs, Kingdom Hearts)

Kairi thrashed in the robot’s grip as it dragged her down the corridor.

Reaching the end, it grabbed her arms and thrust her through a doorway. “Ah, there nyou are, Fabia,” said the creature waiting to meet them. Short, plump, with a c...

ROYAL REWARD: Kama's Beach Bonanza, Part 2 (Clothing TF, Fate)

Kiyohime’s bikini dug into her crack as she crept across the beach, her breath quiet, her tread light, stealthy as an expert predator. Ahead, not ten meters away yet distinctly unaware of her: Master Anchin–her wonderful husband–was strollin...

Story Poll #40 Results

The votes are in, and the winner, by a surprising margin, is 'Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)' Congrats to those of you who picked it!

Slasher (Various Inanimate TFs)

Halloween’s co...

ROYAL REWARD: House Cat: House of the Invaders, Part 2 (Furniture TF, Invaders of the Rokujouma)

Shivering, Dr. Ie, House Cat Extraordinaire, wrapped her blanket tighter around herself and shuffled a little closer to the burning bucket of paint thinner currently serving as her only source of warmth. It had been a hard winter here on Planet He...

ROYAL REWARD: The Ultra-Fusion Gun (Absorption, Pokémon)

Lightning cracked over the lab as Lusamine snapped the last piece of her new device into place. “Ahahahahahaha! It’s finally complete!” 

As her employer raised the device high, cackling like a witch, Wicke stumbled back a gulp of ...

Story Poll #40

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled story polls. What do you want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Saved by the Bell (Various TFs)

Something strang...

ROYAL REWARD: Foxgirl Ice Cream (Foxgirl TG, Breast Expansion, 2nd Person)

Standing there on the beach, the sand scalding your soles and the sun scalding your brow, you raise your hands to shield your eyes from the glare and end up wiping a fat bead of sweat from your forehead. It’s hot! It’s so hot! You can...