A/N: Heyo! Here's the chapter. I'm always a day or so late, it feels like, but at least I'm not skipping chapters outside of major emergencies anymore. Now if only I could stop having major emergencies... ah, well. It looks like that's jus...
2025-02-06 03:21:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! This has been a commission I've had in the works for a while, and it's finally complete! I hope you enjoy!
I don't often upload pictures on Patreon and I know the app can be a bit... let's say 'fiddly.' Please let me know if t...
A/N: Howdy howdy howdy. Been a while, huh? Well, I hope this chapter will be worth the wait. It's the penultimate chapter of the first book, after all! I'm excited! I hope you all enjoy the read!
I shake my hea...
2025-02-02 06:43:05 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello! I am back. Sorry for the delay, but I really needed the rest. I'm actually in a lot of pain right now for reasons entirely unrelated to the prior break, but that should be short-term, at least; I got the flu shot and the covid ...
2025-01-30 04:42:21 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Tired. Reminder that I'll be on break from now until at least the 24th, but maybe a few days longer. Enjoy the chapter.
"I'd like to volunteer for cleanup duty."
The organizer I'm speaking to looks u...
2025-01-16 07:08:40 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Reminder: no chapter next week. I'm gonna go play more YOMI Hustle. Also re: BG3 none of you got my class right but a lot of you correctly guessed Tiefling! But that's just kind of obvious. It's the only species with both a tail a...
2025-01-12 06:10:06 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I'm very sleepy. But what if, instead of sleeping, I play more Baldur's Gate III? This is my first time playing it. It's neat. Two points if you can guess my chosen race/class combo, third point for guessing subclass. Enjoy the chapte...
2025-01-08 10:09:19 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hi! For those of you who don't read AYEH, I should let you know that I will not be posting a MGMH chapter the week of the 17th of January because my partner and I will be scattering her father's ashes. This may or may not be in additi...
2025-01-04 09:01:44 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: I'm back! I'm alive! Happy new year, everyone! The sickness thankfully cleared up in just a few days, so we are back to a normal schedule. However, I should let you all know of an upcoming schedule disruption: on January 17th, my part...
2025-01-01 05:54:47 +0000 UTC View PostI'm sick. Sorry. I know there have already been so many canceled chapters this month and I feel terrible. However, there will also be no MGMH chapter this week. My sincere apologies. It's looking like it's just going to be a rough couple of months...
2024-12-26 22:08:12 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and a lovely December 25th to the rest of you. As my gift to you, please enjoy this chapter. I definitely set this up in advance and am not just releasing it today because I'm already late and d...
2024-12-25 18:58:10 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello everyone. I'm back. Still tired, but working again. I will probably need another extended break in January, since that's when we'll be scattering the ashes, so heads up for that. In the meantime, enjoy the chapter!
<... 2024-12-22 01:50:28 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone. We have returned from clearing out my partner's father's apartment after his passing. It was an exhausting ordeal. I'm going to take another three days, which means there will be one fewer AYEH chapter this month. The MGMH chapter...
2024-12-16 07:53:51 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone. I will be taking another oddly-timed break this month, starting today, because my partner's father has unexpectedly passed away. We will need to take a trip to assist with ordering his affairs. It's possible that this break may be ...
2024-12-08 22:44:30 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: No big author's note this time because I'm gonna do a separate post after this one. Enjoy the chapter!
Okay. Okay, calm down, Luna. It's fine. This is fine, right? Probably not the end of the...
2024-12-08 22:37:56 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hi everyone! Posting on time for once. Go me! I've been playing a lot of the Trails RPG series (not to be confused with the Tales RPG series, which is completely different) and I have absolutely completely ...
2024-12-04 05:29:55 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Howdy howdy, sorry for the small delay. I feel like I have 'small delays' often enough that one of the more common responses to me apologizing for one is 'I never knew your schedule in the first place,' but... well, I kn...
2024-11-30 20:34:59 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: And we're back! Thank you all for the wait, and please enjoy the chapter!
I wish I had a better plan than just 'gain altitude.'
My borrowed instincts insist that it is an important first step,...
2024-11-26 21:47:08 +0000 UTC View PostSorry. I'm spent.
I have a few guesses as to where this burnout is coming from but one way or another I feel it coming and need to head it off. Pulling back my break week to this week. Apologies; I know both stories are on a bit of a cliffha...
2024-11-18 20:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Late late late. Oh well, at least I'm not missing updates. Only one more week until my break! I'm starting to hate those a lot less, which is... probably healthy? Oh, and speaking of healthy, content warnings for all of ...
2024-11-17 11:52:25 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Bleh. Sorry about the delay again. I guess it's just going to be one of those months. Um, content warning for gore! War's happening and all that. Well, er, enjoy!
It would be inaccurate to say that ...
2024-11-14 09:48:04 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Sorry for the delay! I ended up kinda scared and turbo depressed on Wednesday (along with every other trans person in the USA) and that delayed things a bit. But the chapter is now here! Oh, there's also a bit of Spanish in this chapt...
2024-11-09 22:52:58 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey hi and howdy! I'm back with another exciting chapter of Are You Even Human, and I don't know about the rest of y'all but I'm starting to suspect the answer might turn out to be no? Eh, I dunno, that doesn't sound lik...
2024-11-06 03:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey! Sorry for the wait. It's chapter time now!
I feel like, at least personally speaking, if I had stolen someone's agency and forced them into servitude to my will via methods I don'...
2024-11-03 00:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Howdy everyone! I know it's my bre
2024-10-29 00:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Howdy everyone! I completely forgot it was the fourth week of the month, so here's a chapter! There will, however, not be a MGMH chapter this Friday/Saturday. I have unfortunately been bullied into taking care of myself, so I'm gonna ...
2024-10-23 05:10:37 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hi everyone! Sorry for the wait, enjoy the chapter!
I lost.
Finally, after so many years, I got my breakthrough. My Catharsis. And I still lost. I actually had hope for a bit there, you know? ...
2024-10-19 22:43:55 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone. Sorry for the wait. Kinda got slapped upside the head by my emotional disorder today and yesterday, but we've finally got things finished. Content warnings for today include (pause for spoilers, stop reading now if you d...
2024-10-17 00:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Howdy everyone! I've been receiving a lot of reports that the Patreon app isn't very functional (who would have guessed, right?) and the links to songs often don't work. So here's a short list of every character's theme music (that I'...
2024-10-12 02:20:31 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: This chapter was so HARD! I had to rewrite it like three times. I think it turned out pretty well in the end though, so please enjoy!
The shock and surprise running through me feels… misplaced. Th...
2024-10-09 07:05:20 +0000 UTC View Post