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19. Guardian

A/N: Hey hi and howdy! Got a chapter for you! I'm quite happy with it, and I think you will be too. There's a transformation sequence in this chapter—technically two, but the first is largely skipped over. It's Minerva's theme, and can b...

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31. Angelface

A/N: I am so eepy sleepy...

I'll give the drill sergeants this: having people constantly scream in our ears did a lot to get us used to how headachingly loud guns are.

I seem to be affected a litt...

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18. Unearth

A/N: Howdy folks! It's magical girls time! Enjoy! I, uh, can't think of anything else to say here so um. Uh. Hi! :3

"I have to admit, I'm surprised you insisted on coming with us, Thea," Melpomene hums, her wor...

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30. Cats Can't Talk

A/N: I'm back! My arms are feeling better. Someone in my discord linked me a document that demonstrated massage practices that have actually been very helpful, so here's hoping I can keep that up regularly. Anyway, uh... yeah! Enjoy the ch...

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Break Week Swap

For reasons I genuinely do not understand, my arm is suddenly in a lot of pain, and I've been struggling a bit this week for other reasons up until this point anyway, so I'm just going to swap my break week from next week to this wee...

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17. Well-Trained

A/N: Hello everyone! Sorry for the delay again. Had a bit of a rough week, mental health wise, but I'm doing better now! Got a few things to say here that are minor spoilers, namely the content warnings and the theme song links, so if you ...

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29. Traumatizing People on Purpose

A/N: Here we go! It's the boot camp arc! Content warning for general callousness of war and indoctrination tactics for like, the next few chapters at least. Enjoy!

"Congratulations on completing your spe...

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16. Anybody Home

A/N: Sorry for the delay on this one, had a bit of a busy few days. Uhhh, content warning for PTSD and dissociation! Enjoy!

"Veritas! Up front!"

"Urraaagh!"

Veritas charges forward, slamming ...

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28. Our Beloved Daughter

A/N: Hello everyone! I'm back! Break week is over and regularly scheduled posting resumes. Enjoy the chapter!

"I told you all you shouldn't let Julietta play Monopoly!" Emily laments.

"I'm gonna ge...

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MGMH: Nanaya

Rage against the past. Rage against the future. Rage, rage, rage, rage.

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15. Bout

A/N: Time for more traumabot! :3c

"…Aw man," Anath grimaces. "Do I have to? You're no fun to fight."

"You need to establish a better balance between enjoying a battle and actually winning it," Na...

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27. Chosen

A/N: For those of you that like getting my ebooks, this is the last chapter of Are You Even Human: Volume One. It's not the best ending for a complete book—after all, there is so much more story to tell—but I have to end the f...

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14. Answers

A/N: content warnings: hot girls give you exposition. also slavery and stuff. i'm very sleby.

I can't believe this woman had the balls to be offended at being called a Disney villain when she names her organiz...

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26. I Could Be Normal, If I Wanted To

A/N: Howdy! :D This is the second to last chapter of Volume 1 of Are You Even Human, which I am very excited to complete because it will mark the start of public releases! This means nothing to all of you; weekly updates will...

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13. Voice of Reason

A/N: Hello! Sorry for being a bit late with this one, but I think it'll be worth the wait. Hopefully I'll be back on schedule for next week. Anyway, I need to go eat breakfast, so uh... enjoy!

So....

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25. The Only Win That I Deserve

A/N: Hey there! Apologies for the slight lateness on this one! Things have been a bit hectic over in my corner of the woods (we're getting a new roommate!) so my schedule has been pushed back a bit. Expect a day or so of delay on MGMH as w...

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12. Service

A/N: This chapter was tough to write. I'm struggling a bit getting the portrayal of Melpomene's character exactly where I want it to be. I think this turned out okay, though. I hope you all enjoy!

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11. Collecting Fuel

A/N: I'm Natalie! :D Also, for those of you who don't read AYEH or simply didn't read the author's note: there wasn't a MGMH chapter last week because I split my break and shuffled it around a bit. There will be a chapter during what woul...

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24. Stabbing People Is Probably Enrichment

A/N: Hello again! Man, I'm so glad we're past the pre-rewrite version of the AYEH now. I'm having a lot more fun writing it, getting through new stuff and not being stressed about the looming "this isn't as good as it could be" that was at...

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23. There's Nothing Wrong With Being A Little Weird

A/N: Howdy everyone! I had fun with this chapter. Quick warning that it's possible we won't have a MGMH chapter this week; I have a good friend over from out of state so I might split up my break week this month, but she likes helping me w...

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10. Chaperone

A/N: Hi everyone! Someone commented last time I posted that they missed my author's notes, so here's my author's note! :D Anyway that's all I had to say, enjoy the chapter.

Unfortunately, the first thin...

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22. Whatever, I Have Tiger Muscles

I shift my body back and forth, frowning in the mirror as I try to look at myself from every angle. I've been going on trips to the zoo for the past three days now, and last night I cleared out their entire catalog of animals. My twitchy, shapeshi...

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9. By Myself

"I'm sorry, Uma."

"You've done nothing wrong, Minerva."

"I'm sorry. I'm such a coward."

The wind whips through my hair, the green ribbons on my outfit snapping and thrashing against the current. I grit my teeth, holding Veritas t...

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21. Put Her In The Tank

A/N: Finally! My break is over! This early chapter definitely isn't due to the fact that I'm terrible at taking breaks. Except actually for real this time, since this chapter is very similar to the pre-rewrite chapter with the same name. T...

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8. Nonlethal

A/N: Hello everyone! Apologies for the weight. ...I mean the wait. I didn't even plan that joke, that just happened. You see, My wrists are still injured so I will be using speech to text in order to write my chapters for the next...

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20. Discontinuity of Consciousness Club

I stare at Peter. He stares back.

"...Are you an idiot?" I eventually ask. 

"Ha! Woah!" Peter laughs. "Wow Jules, Lia's brain is really doing wonders for you. Normally you'd just politely try to talk me out of it so I change my mi...

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Wrist Health Break

Hey everyone! Sorry, but I seem to have strained my wrists again and I'm going to have to skip this week's MGMH chapter. Apologies. Hopefully they'll feel better in time for AYEH, but we'll see.

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19. I Have To Admit When I'm Beat

A/N: Hey everyone! Chappy for you! Enjoy!

After everyone finishes poking at Peter and the other guy's domains to get a feel for what resonance effects are like, Commander has us all line up and sends us down to...

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7. Real Body

A/N: Hey everybody! Sorry for the delay. This chapter starts right off with a magical girl transformation and you know who it is, so feel free to start playing Anath...

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18. Who's Lia?

A/N: I'm back break week is over I hate break weeks they suck and they are exhausting I might be bad at taking breaks. Anyway enjoy the chapter.

I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of this. ...

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