Sir Gary Bummer

Update #142 Shitty washing machine

Update #141 All literation is good literation

Update #140 Iller than a ferret

Update #139 Tin Night Us

4k Extras #33 Dreams of Summer

Update #138 Tasty legs and crispy thighs

Update #137 Blanket statements

Update #136 Back in swing

4k Extras #32 Sleepy Morning

Update #135 Generic title

Update #134 Major Fuck-up, on duty!

Orders, sir? Punch every civilian? And the children, sir? A kick each? Very good, sir. Uh, sir, what about the elderly, sir? A lash for every year of age? I fear they might die, sir. Oh. Oh, I see, sir, very clever, sir.

You heard the Major,...

Update #133 The early draft gets the shaft

Hay there. And there. And there's some over there as well. What's going on? Are we inviting some horses over for a feast? What am I supposed to wear? My horse costume is in the washer, dammit! Didn't you think of that, huh?

And this, fellas,...

4k Extras #31 Ruru's Secret Folder vol.2

Fair warning, these are slight spoilers for episode 8, so may want to play that first if you haven't already. I put the least spoilery one as the fancy image up top, given that Zavnessos won the vote for a scene.

Finally got around to making...

Poll #31 Another addition to the spice rack

Heeeeere's Polly!

Polly is the name of this poll, don't mind the title up top.

Today we're going to democratically choose a spicy scene that'll appear in the next episode. Last episode you guys voted for Zavnessos, who... Right, I prob...

Update #132 A Brain of Storms

Greatings!

Those are great greetings! Yep, just minted that expression. Well, probably. Better just claim credit instead of actually checking if the claim is true. As long as I believe my claim is true I'm acting in good faith! That's how it...

Episode 8 Release

Update #131 Bäska droppar

Hej tomtegubbar slå i glasen!

Gotta say, nubbevisor is one Swedish tradition I really enjoy. And nubbe as well, specifically the bitter ones. I've heard they have one in Chicago made by a Swedish immigrant of old, which apparently is mostly...

Update #130 A green Christmas

Meticulously merry salutations to you!

...

I suppose they're not very meticulous given that they're this short. And now that I've complained about them they don't feel very merry either...

Cheers and salutations! There! That's m...

Update #129 Hot in December

Excuse me? Is this the Netorare Hotline? Great, see I have a bit of an issue. Yeah, no my girlfriend is indeed cheating, she's very good at that in fact. No, see the issue is that instead of feeling arousal I instead feel something... weird. Mhm, ...

Update #128 Glögg is back on the menu

Hail, wanderer. In the months of eternal darkness there is but one shining light. It is indeed the warming embrace of glögg, our savior, our protector, our dearest friend. Hail our glögg overlords! Down with the glühwein imposters!

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Update #127 Too many animations

Yo! Gary B comin' at ya with another update from the underground! What do I mean by underground? Uh... I dunno. I guess this NTR+Futa genre thingy is niche enough to be called underground. Right? Well, I'm going to claim it to be so.

You se...

Update #126 A blend most savory

Chowdy! It's like howdy but with added chowder. Seeing as I have never had chowder, I don't know whether that's actually a good thing or not.

On the one hand I feel like I've gotten a solid amount done this week, on the other hand I'm still ...

Update #125 Sir Readsalot

Pst! You there! Yes, you. Do you know what one has to do to get a proper knightly title in this day and age? No? Darn. I got myself a sword and everything, but they confiscated it, talking about silly laws and what not. How am I supposed to slay e...

Update #124 Steve the Sizzler

Hey, hey!

Steve-who? I hear you ask through the ether. Well, well, he's known by many names, Stevie Roast, and Lord of the Grill Phteven, among others.

Where am I going with this? I really don't know. Look, I just have things that po...

Poll #30 To HD or not to HD

Heyo!

Got a question for you about your preferences on quality vs size.

I'll need to give a little background information for this poll. When making renders, they are created as png files at sizes that usually range from 1.5MB to 2.5 ...

Update #123 Ouch my eyes, I cannot see!

4-5-6, 'cause my face was hit by bricks!

7-8-9, give me elf-ears, I'll be fine!

Finally not stuck in scene 10 limbo anymore. Feels like I've run through a gauntlet or something with this stupid scene, and I fear that it's rather turned...

Update #122 Snotrocket science

Preparing for takeoff... *Inhales* Houston, we have liftoff! Oh, it's a mighty one! So yellow and shiny one might mistake it for mayonnaise!

...

No, Tim, I do not think it would be "sciency" to have a taste, it would just be disgustin...

4k Extras #30 A Hallowed Wiener

Yo!

Not sure if it was the airplane or the airport, but it seems I've managed to catch a cold somewhere. Not to worry, it seems to be the mildest cold I've had in years, so while it's slowed me down, I've still gotten some stuff done during ...

Update #121 WARNING: Wall of text incoming

Beep! Beep! This is your one and only warning, there are no more previews here. There's nothing to see here! Go home. Disperse. Only suffering and despair of your eyes await here. Away with you! Shoo! Oh no, here it comes! The wall! It's closing i...

Update #120 The art of Bombadillian rambling

Hellooohooo! Oh toodledeedoo, how may I help you?

By never saying toodledeedoo again? You know I'll just come up with something more infuriating, right? I went to the Bombadil School of Talkilidoo, you know. (I know, I know, this is not Bomb...