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Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality Ch. 8

“Headmaster! Merlin! I wish you would have called ahead! The place is such a mess!”

Albus chuckled as Molly Weasley fussed about, waving her wand every which way to try and clean up the assorted messes scattered across the Weasley kitche...

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A Second Chance at Death Ch. 8

“Well, that's not great.” Harry said as he stared at the tv screen, where the cameras were providing a nice, big close-up of the burning scroll that seemed to portend their imminent doom. 

“You're fucking telling me?! I a...

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Nov One-Shot: Harry/Fem! Riddle romance

I've been working on/off (mostly off recently) on this for like a year and a half now. I've got like 12k words written, but I did change things around slightly to give myself an out if I want to go a different direction for the next ...

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A Riddle to be Solved Ch. 18

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-h8YDHXpw7GuSasWANUKtWWyp1LAWKDnQhoXIC67RkM/edit?usp=sharing

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Boy-Toy (Harry/Fem!Weasley Twins one-shot)

Back from vacation, with last month's poll winner ready. Let me know if there's any issues reading it.

2024-11-15 12:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Detective Potter

Still on vacation. Been working on this fic for

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Babysitting Trunks (NO HARRY) (SMUT)

As some of you may or may not know, i love DBZ, and Trunks is my Harry for that fandom. This is a smutty one-shot with shota!Trunks and Erasa. There's also a hint of VIdel/18/Bulma/Panchy, and I would definitely love making this a PWP series.

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Vacation Time

So, I'm going on vacation, starting tomorrow up until the fifteenth of November.

I will still be working on the Fem! Weasley Twins one-shot and will post it when its done. However, since I'll only have my phone with me, I'm not sure i...

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality Ch. 7

Neville Longbottom was back at Hogwarts. He'd had a nice, long winter break. He'd hosted his friends over at his home, where they used Potter's goblet strips to get absolutely sloshed without his grandmother knowing. 

The killer hangove...

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Love and Monster ch. 16

The cobblestone streets were bustling with movement. For a young lamia like her, it was overwhelming. She could not only hear, but she could also feel, feel the scraping and scratching of feet. Each click of a heel left echoes behind for her t...

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A Riddle To be Solved Ch. 17

Alright, let me know if you're having any issues being able to read the chapter. I've got three diff methods this time, so it should all be fine in theory, but still.

2024-10-13 20:05:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Bonds of Servitude Ch. 24

“Mistress!? Are you alright?” 

Darcia was doubled over, clutching her chest. Harry and Hermione had sprung to her side in moments. Darcia was sweating. She felt a sharp pain in her heart, a sting that was just barely easing off in i...

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Hazbin 7 Folie a Deux

So this is my second attermpt at posting this chap, and I definitely cannot post anything with smut as text anymore, as it seems its all going to get reported . So please, let me know if you cant read at least one of these

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality: Ch. 6

“Father, I thought the floo was connected directly to the ballroom?” Daphne asked as she looked around in confusion.

They had emerged in the atrium. The Fountain of Magical Brethren, which she'd always thought was an eyesore, looked marg...

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L&M Ch 15

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Love and Monster Ch. 15 issue

So, the chapter got reported by someone and I'm supposed to re-submit it to meet guidelines, which obviously wouldn't work without basically neutering it. I'm not sure what to do in this case, so if anyone has any ideas let me know.

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A Riddle to be Solved Ch. 16

The stake had been raised. The wood had been brought in from the forest by Hagrid, and Hermione had made sure it provided a suitable burn. Everything had been set so that at the moment of execution, the crowd would be treated to a wonderful view o...

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Bonds of Servitude Ch. 23

Tom turned his head to the side, gazing up at the statuesque blonde who's piercing blue eyes were currently fixed on him.

“Yes?”

Apolline's face twitched ever so slightly. “My apologies. It's just… you're quite a strange creatu...

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Honks one-shot #2 (no smut): Knockturn Alley Stories

“Hey there, Harry! Got some dragonhide boots! Wanna check them out? Only cost you a galleon a pair.”

Harry whistled as he stopped to inspect the collection of boots arrayed atop the dusty, frayed old carpet.

He had to give it to ol...

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Honks One-Shot #1 (Smut)

So I did end up just making a smutty and non-smutty one shot for this month.

Warnings: this one has some rape and bestiality at the end.

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“Next stop, Azkaban island!” 

Tonks shot Robards ...

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality Ch. 5

Daphne climbed down the stairs into Harry's trunk, looking slightly irritated as she grabbed her glasses from their hook on the wall and put them on.

Susan was lounging on a small sofa, draped over the armrest with her head hanging off as sh...

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A Second Chance at Death Ch. 6 (hazbin xover)

“Huh, what a strange little corner of heaven.” Emily mused as she walked down the dimly lit hallway, such a stark contrast with the rest of heaven. Never in her existence had she seen a light fixture flicker until now. Such a novel expe...

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Love and Monster Ch. 14

Harry’s eyes fluttered open as he let out a small groan. His body was tired, very tired, but he felt no pain. He was encased in softness, he felt like he was lying on a cloud. As his eyes slowly adjusted to the light, he could make out a myriad ...

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Bonds of Servitude Ch. 22

Apolline stretched awake, the nearby fluttering of wings having stirred her from her restful sleep.

She yawned as she arched her back, her voluptuous figure being hugged by the fine silk sheets. She would give it to Lady Malfoy, she did not ...

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A Riddle To Be Solved Ch. 15

“I think we finally have it down.” Lyra said as Delphi practiced an arpeggio on the grand piano.

Harriet nodded. “No time like the present, is there?”

Lyra smiled at her, reaching out to touch her furry face. “Thank you, wolf...

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July One-shot #2: Harry raised by his older self

This was what I originally wrote after the poll that turned into something else completely. If I continue this one, it'll likely have some smut but be mostly plot heavy, and might not even be harem in the end.

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July one-shot #1. Harry and his older self/Hermione and Emma Granger (pure smut)

The winner of this month's poll was a Harry and Older Harry dual harem situation. I began writing the one shot when, as happens a lot with me, the story got away from me and became something completely different. As I kept writing, I knew ...

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Irrationality Ch. 4

“I can't believe I agreed to this. This is insane.” Daphne repeated as Harry scrambled all around his trunk, collecting random gadgets and throwing them into his bag.

With some of the proceeds from their potions sales, he'd bought a bott...

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Dueling Hearts CH 38

“How's he holding up, doctor?” 

The mediwitch looked solemn, which did nothing to lift Minerva and Filius’ moods.

“Does he have any next of kin?” 

McGonagall gasped while Flitwick's face paled co...

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A Second Chance at Death Ch. 5 (Hazbin x-over)

The taps at the door remained persistent. Angel Dust groaned from his spot on the sofa. He reached around blindly on the floor until he found an empty bottle, heaving it back and tossing it at the door in hopes that whoever was on the other side g...

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