D-Flate … then reinflate?
Pfatter University posts
Athletes Swell with S.W.E.A.T.
One of Pfatter U’s lead researchers, Dr. Fidioux, has discovered a new condition he’s calling S.W.E.A.T.: Somatic Weight Exchange Acceleration Threshold. In other words: a strange condition where extreme physical exertion can lead to rapid wei...
2025-11-19 03:26:35 +0000 UTC View PostSuper Growth Supercut
Our Pfatter University social media presence has expanded to Instagram (@pfatteruniversity), and our following is growing almost as rapidly as our students. Go check us out if you haven’t already!
To reward our growing fan base, we’ve pu...
2025-11-05 23:09:49 +0000 UTC View PostExtended Scene: Patch & Milad Catch the Sumo Flu
Flu season has already begun on the Pfatter University campus! When roommates Patch and Milad both woke up with a case of the sniffles, they didn’t think twice about it. They got ready for their day and headed off to grab an extra-large breakfas...
2025-10-28 19:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostExtended Scene: Thickening Ian
When Ian reported for his first practice this fall, our Pfatter Track staff knew he just did have the heft to make a big impact. Sure, being light can be helpful, but a good short distance runner needs some oomph to drive those legs … or somethi...
2025-10-16 02:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostSocial Media Studies: Viral Progress Videos
This year, Pfatter U is offering a new major: Social Media Studies! We’re educating the newest batch of big social media influencers on how to make it big on all your favorite platforms - and boy have they delivered!
Professor Chugg challe...
2025-10-03 20:46:40 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, Pfatter Pfreshmen!
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The ‘25-‘26 school year has begun, and our enrollment is growing! We welcomed a record-breaking 1,000 hungry minds to our freshman class this September; it seems like word is getting around that...
2025-09-27 18:34:13 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter Students: Where Are They Now?
Have you ever wondered what some of the stars of our previous Pfatter posts have been up to? Watch this update video to see how much some of your favorites have grown since the last time they appeared on our Tumblr page, including:
Presenting: the-Pfatter-Faculty!
Many of our Pfatter Pfans have asked, and we wouldn’t want to let them down: it’s time to show off the expansive talent of Pfatter University’s FACULTY!
American Lit professor Pablo Panza has a friendly rivalry with his follow...
2025-08-26 01:45:16 +0000 UTC View Post1,000 Pounds for 1,000 Patrons
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Pfatter University is proud to announce we recently surpassed 1,000 active subscribers here on our Patreon.
To celebrate, all tiers - Freshman, Seniors, and Faculty - have access to this exclusive supercut feat...
2025-08-08 01:26:13 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter Pfilm Pfestival
Every year, the Pfatter U Film Studies department holds their esteemed Pfatter Pfilm Pfestival, featuring the best work from their most talented film students.
The Pfestival’s theme for 2025 was “Expand Your Horizons,” and as you’ll...
2025-07-22 02:18:30 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter Archives: Now with Audio! Pt. 1
Danny the Pfatter social media intern here! I’ve successfully restored the audio on four of our old posts. The technology isn’t perfect yet, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy these four expanded scenes from our archives, now featuring our stud...
2025-07-10 01:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostSnacks with Snacks Behind-the-Scenes Footage
Here’s a very special treat - some exclusive behind-the-scenes footage featuring Augie, Ignacio, Jeremiah, and Sonny as they pose for the camera while enjoying their favorite treats!
It looks like there’s something strange i...
2025-06-27 22:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostSnacks with Snacks Photoshoot
Normally, we at Pfatter University would never post something so scandalous - but it’s for a good cause! Every year, our Pfatt Gives Back student organization donates money to causes in need; one of their most successful fundraisers is...
2025-06-27 22:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostTransform Yourself at Pfatter U!
The Pfatter U Admissions team has been working on a big promotional video, highlighting all the truly transformational opportunities we have to offer: the Thickening Machine and GroBig Mass Gain powder, to our all new Bloat Ray, you’ll ...
2025-06-23 23:19:30 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter U featured in new GroBig commercial!
This year, Pfatter U gained a new sponsor - GroBig Mass Gainer protein powder! This partnership has led to many opportunities for Pfatter Athletics, most recently this brand new ad debuting on cable and streaming platforms later this month!
<... 2025-06-10 20:44:39 +0000 UTC View PostMuddy Pig Festival '25.mp4
Let’s look back at Phi Alpha Tau’s annual event, the Muddy Pig Festival! To celebrate the expansive list of student achievements every year, our resident f(r)at boys wet down the quad and hold a long list of events in the mud, from pie-eating ...
2025-06-06 01:21:20 +0000 UTC View PostA Big Farewell to the Class of ‘25: Sounds of Senior Year
Hey Pfatter Fans! Danny the Pfatter U social media intern here with an important message: MY BAD!
Every time I’ve uploaded a video this year, I’ve accidentally muted the audio track. You’ve been watching ...
2025-05-30 20:34:21 +0000 UTC View PostA Big Farewell to the Class of ‘25: Tutor of the Year
We are very proud to announce that Justin, a graduating Culinary Arts major, has been named our Tutor of the Year!
When a student isn’t achieving their full potential, we assign them a knowledgeable, well-fed upperclassman tutor who is au...
2025-05-25 01:51:45 +0000 UTC View PostA Big Farewell to the Class of ‘25: Photo ID’s
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, or in this case, a thousand pounds! As a tribute to our graduating class of 2025, let’s see how far they’ve come by comparing their Student ID photos - from their first week of freshman year to the...
2025-05-21 00:05:37 +0000 UTC View PostGet Pfatt for Finals
Can you believe it? Another school year is coming to a close! At Pfatter University, our students are cramming their brains full of knowledge and their mouths full of food as they prepare for finals.
There’s a small percentage of our stud...
2025-05-06 01:29:09 +0000 UTC View PostSuper-Sized in the Sauna
A favorite feature of Pfatter U’s fitness center is our sauna, a favorite spot for our students to simply relax and let go. Installed by a world-renowned, obese Finnish designer, the steam room has special properties that activates adipose tissu...
2025-04-18 15:40:54 +0000 UTC View PostPfatter U Student Testimonials
Read the captions and enjoy some of the new promotional videos our Admissions Department has come up with. Don’t they make you want to study here? Apply today and imagine a Pfatter U!
2025-04-12 17:34:55 +0000 UTC View Post