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Chapter 261: Planting Evidence

Bah, Noe! God that felt horrible!

“This is why I told you that you shouldn’t try to transfer information between your proxy bodies. You have just experienced all of the sensations and experiences that your avatar has in the frac...

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Chapter 260: Seeds of Decpetion

Yeah, anyone with eyes could tell that Ashwin wasn’t buying my words. “Aisha, tell me what happened, in detail, it’s safe here.”

“I-”

But before I could answer further, two other men - some people pretty high up on the food...

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Chapter 259: Infiltrating Anew

Yeah, there was a reason why I found this body familiar. I had seen pictures of her in the condo I lived at when I was possessing Ashwin’s body in that bizzaro Earth, although the reason it took me so long to recognize her was because the girl i...

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Chapter 258: Divine Intervention

Using a divine avatar was, well, it was strange, no matter how you looked at it. It was like a tiny portion of my mind was separated from my main body, fully aware of itself and kind of separated from the rest of me… while still being a part of ...

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Chapter 257: Nature of the Anomaly

Ryan went into overdrive from that moment onward. I was scrutinizing his every move, trying to figure out, at least in part, what his abilities were. I knew that he could somehow anticipate what was ahead, thus seeing into the future in one capaci...

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Chapter 256: The All Devouring Truth

Amanda opened her eyes, confused. What had happened? 

She looked around the strange new environment and saw that she and about half of the cult were in a strange place that she had never seen before. Billowing fog surrounded her, thicke...

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Chapter 255: Mysteries and Mistakes

“Fuck!” Xaz swore as she scraped the imploded human off her body, “Oh gosh, I think I got some in my mouth! Oh my god it tastes so fucking bad! I forgot we were dealing with humans!” 

I shook my head as I saw Xaz produce a whole...

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Chapter 254: Distant Dreamscapes (Xalla POV)

“I’m sorry,” Xaz said in exasperation, her mental avatar frowning as she tried to picture what they both had to do. “But Walter’s plan is what?”

Xalla sighed and went over the key points one more time with her sister, although sh...

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Chapter 253: A New Stage is Set

 And just like that, without further pomp and circumstance, the Fifth Trial had begun in earnest. From my vantage point, I saw portals and space-time fissures open up across the globe, signaling the invasion of those black humanoid al...

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Chapter 252: Initial Assessments

The week - give or take a few hours - of observation passed by much too quickly for my liking. Given my status as a literal Central Legend, coupled with the fact that one of the rights of a Sponsor was to interact and question the staff responsibl...

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Chapter 251: Anomalies with Anomalies

“So let me get this straight,” I muttered, “But all three Anomalies will be present in the same city?”

Q looked nervous when he answered. “Unfortunately, that is the way of things, Lord Arbiter.”

I sighed. “And were there...

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Chapter 250: Earth

I thought that sitting on that stone throne thing would be kind of like how I entered the mock trial that Jordan had created, but that certainly wasn’t the case here. The second my butt landed on that hard surface, my consciousness, or at least ...

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Chapter 249: Meeting the Admin Team

My talk with Xalla wrapped up quickly after that. With the Trials only a few hours away, I had precious little time to get things prepared, but I did the most with it before getting Q’s doppelganger to replace me once again. If Xalla’s...

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Chapter 248: Dawn of the Trial

The announcement signaling the imminent start of the fifth Trial - one of the most important ones as well, according to the Regressor - started about two months after my little stunt. We were fairly certain that nothing would go wrong (well, I was...

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Chapter 247: Priests and Prospects

Holy fucking shit, why did I agree to have the goddamn creepy ass bug priest help me? What in the name of everything unholy made me think that was a good idea? My eight buddies agreed wholeheartedly with that assessment as they were screaming at t...

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Chapter 246: Incompetence and Hoaxes

Vadeem, thankfully, did not disappoint for the second time. Well, technically it wasn’t my friend’s fault that the people we had defend this place were all incompetent to the extreme, but someone had to take the blame! The remaining individual...

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Chapter 245: Obtuse Operations

“Alright, everyone,” I said, addressing the gathered resistance fighters, “I know you’re curious about the changes, and what I’ve been up to.”

With a little help from Noe’s emotional tuning, I was able to get the assortment of ...

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Chapter 244: Claire’s Confession

The situation within Pandora was even worse than I had initially thought. I only used my Xollon senses to get a cursory look at the town when I came back, but now that I was on the streets again, the whole vibe of the place was a disaster. But wha...

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Chapter 243: Relocating and Rebuilding

“Sorry for the wait,” Abigail said as she stepped back into the office. “It took a while to get a hold of Molly and Babylon, but the Master Alchemist insisted that he double checks the feasibility of transporting Hope’s Memorial.”

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Chapter 242: Hopeless News

“What do you mean Hope’s Memorial’s shutting down?” I asked, still not believing the news. 

We had relocated back to the Director’s office after sending Noel and Vadeem back under the pretense that I had to meet with the Admin...

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Chapter 241: The Director Descends

“Dear Walter, you only have yourself to blame,” Noe said matter-of-factly as a huge Aspirant introduced my face to the floor. 

Now is not the time to rub it in, oh system of mine! I rebounded off the floor and barely dodged...

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Chapter 239: The Final Confrontation Part 4

Lady Awesome: Little bro, you know that I love you and all, but how long do we gotta keep this up?

Vadeem the Dream: This is ridiculous, Walter! I feel like a clown!

Lady Awesome: I’...

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Chapter 238: The Final Confrontation Part 3 (Aspiriant POV)

AJ opened the door and was greeted with…

He blinked. 

Was he under a mental attack? An illusion of sorts? What was going on? But as a veteran Aspirant, he was able to compose himself within seconds.

“Mages,” AJ command...

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Interlude: The Preshow

“Okay, Walter,” Vadeem grumbled, “I know that you have a tendency to go a little overboard with your schemes, but this…” the big man stopped, stumbling to find the right words. “This is just ridiculous!” 

“Uh… I know I...

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Chapter 237: The Final Confrontation Part 3 (Aspirant POV)

AJ cursed. How dare these fucking abominations do this to the people of Atlus? Worse, AJ could tell that underneath all of that suffering, all of that pain, these people - and he was using that term loosely now - still understood and...

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Chapter 236: The Final Confrontation Part 2

Holy fucking shit, no wonder everyone was afraid of those sausage dogs. The tiny things were going absolutely ham on the invading Aspirants, the pair of them moving so fast that they were little more than brown blurs. The invaders were all but pow...

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Chapter 235: The Final Confrontation Part 1

The atmosphere at Hope’s Memorial had improved dramatically after the last of the invaders had been captured or otherwise indisposed. Unfortunately, a large portion of the staff working near the back and the courtyards hadn’t had a chance to r...

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Chapter 234: Panic and Woe (Aspirant POV)

AJ chugged the last of his elixirs and dragged the semi-conscious body of April out of the mud and dirt. He looked back one last time and cursed under his breath. He would avenge Jose’s sacrifice; he would kill those twin demon hounds and their ...

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Chapter 233: Noel’s Pondering (Noel POV)

Noel sighed.

The redhead hovered above the enemy encampment and surveyed the scene before her, shaking her head at the crude inhabitants below. The enemy numbered a little over 2000, a number that she might have hesitated to face prior to th...

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Chapter 232: The Abyss is Confused

Huh, things were going a little too well on my part. I had thought that the invaders would put up a bit more of a fight since they’d undergone significantly more Trials than my own batch of humans, but… they just keeled over and died en masse....

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