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A Rodent of Unusual Size 1-2

Tanya shivered as she rushed down the sidewalk, a hurried hitch in her step.  The meerkat woman never acclimated to Midwestern weather, despite spending a majority of her life up north.

She pulled out her flip phone, grumbling to hersel...

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A Rodent of Unusual Size 1-1

A haze surrounds the area; the intrepid group of explorers traverse the gaping maw of the chasm’s darkest crevices, its stalactites intentionally sharpened into the shape of deadly fangs.  The smell of brimstone and charred flesh create...

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Quick update, part 2!

Hey everyone!  This will probably be a rehash of the last post, but I prefer being transparent over keeping silent.

Anyway, I have the first couple of parts of A Rodent of Unusual Size (and yes, that will be the title ...

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Quick update!

Sorry about the quiet as of late, but wanted to let everyone know I'm hard at work on the next serial which should start up next month, so payments should resume as normal.  I do plan on throwing up a think piece or two in the coming weeks in...

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Planning for the next story is underway! And it's about...R.O.U.S.es???

Well, *one* R.O.U.S. in particular, whether she wants to be or not. :)

I'm still in the preliminary stages for my next serial (because while I am still resting up from Dogs Chase Squirrels, you never really *stop* writing),...

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Freezing payments for February

Hey, everyone!  I'm still taking some downtime after finishing up the serial, and I'd feel bad about charging you all without something to show for it, so I've made the decision to freeze February's payment cycle.  You shouldn't be charg...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels Afterword

A whole year.  Hard to believe Dogs Chase Squirrels started back in the beginning of 2020, when the world looked slightly more optimistic and less...well, like what we ended up with.

While not the largest project I’ve...

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A New Life

The cougar whistles at the rabbit waitress after she hands him and his friend -- a ferret -- their drinks.  She looks away, flustered, trying to avoid eye contact as she beats a hasty retreat.  The cougar grins as he watches her leave, s...

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Back to the grind!

Thanks for your patience, everyone.  Quick update to say that regular posts resume this Saturday!

My horror-themed A.I. story, Command, is finished and will be up for $5 supporters this Saturday, with access to $3 suppo...

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Two acts down, one to go. What's next?

The road towards completing Dogs Chase Squirrels has been long and fraught with periods of struggle, but through a lot of perseverance, we’ve made it to the end of the second major act of the serial.  This arc was a tough o...

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Mizella - The White Knight

The bar was unusually quiet tonight, especially for a Saturday, but he wasn’t complaining.  More options, and less competition.  The less he had to work to claim his prize, the better.  Doubly so if he could get past first base. View Post

Mizella - The Festival

He heard all of the rumors growing up; a powerful witch that lived among the feral beasts, who conjured terrible potions and horrendous curses.  He never believed those stories, not for a second.

Yet, here he was, staring at the trail t...

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A Starry Night

(Note:  This short story was something I poked at during my down time from the serial.  Originally, it was just supposed to be a wolf staring at the night sky, but with this being me, I decided to make it a little bit more than that....

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Taking a short break.

Hey, folks.  I think I'm hitting another burnout point with the serial, and with writing in general.  I think it's best if I step away for a bit, clear my head.

There won't be a post this Saturday.  If I feel that I'll need m...

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Meet Irene! (Ref Sheet drawn by RainbowFoxy!)

I'm so happy to introduce you all to Irene, the squirrel star of Dogs Chase Squirrels, drawn by the awesome RainbowFoxy, who you can check out on FA with the link below!

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 14 - My Turn

 Author's Note: This particular episode is NSFW -- or at least more so than any other episode up to this point.  Fair warning if you're sensitive to two cute and sexy girls having lesbian sex with one another!  Although if you'r...

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Getting back on track.

Hello, everyone!

So, as you've noticed, I don't have a serial post for this week, and I do apologize.  Again, I won't make excuses -- it's been a hard few weeks, and I did come across a bit of writer's block that slowed things down. View Post

She's A Big Deal

“Ugh.  I hate flying.” 

The buck grumbled quietly, scratching his nose in an effort to ignore the terrible itching around the base of his antlers -- their growth had only ramped up since spring began, and the velvety skin had y...

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No posts this Saturday. Sorry!

This week kicked my butt.  I just completed training to assist a department that's getting overburdened with requests, which left my brain completely full two days ago, and with no energy to do anything whatsoever.

I was hoping to g...

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So, here's the game plan...

Hello, everyone.  It’s been a crazy few weeks, hasn’t it?  

Since it’s been a while since I’ve talked to you all directly, and because there is a lot happening right now (both inside and outside the life of pretending to be...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 13 - Do or Die

 Forrester Library was busy tonight, much to Irene’s surprise.

The main foyer was small and quaint, with several portraits aligned on the wall, leading to a door a short distance away.  Upon opening the door, the library opened u...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 12 - Damage Control

Irene could feel the wind nipping at her cheeks as she whizzed past a car going fifteen miles per hour slower than it should have been.  Her arm reached out to flip the bird at the driver as she passed them by.  Her moped was still a cha...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 11 - Predator

(Note: This one gets a bit personal for me, as I explore a facet of myself I didn't think I possessed until very recently.  It might get a little personal for the next episode or two, so fair warning!

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 10 - It's Not Her, It's Me

Frank’s eyes moved across the table towards each of his band mates, his demeanor that of a general commanding his troops -- except his troops seemed less than eager to participate in the battle at hand.  And he was having none of it.  ...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 9 - Hangover

Her head was pounding.  Light seared through her closed blinds, a stray beam hitting her directly in her eyes, making her headache worse.

Camelia groaned quietly as she turned over on her back, blindly reaching to retrieve her glasses f...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 8 - Tracks

“ -- so I told that prick, ‘Oh, yeah?  Well, how ‘bout I shove my guitar up yer arse?  Ya paid for the ticket, and you get what you pay for!”  A raucous peal of laughter burst out from between Zara and Irene alike as the din...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 7 - Fish Out of Water

Hey, u there?  Don’t mean to be pushy, but i’d love to go on a second date!  There’s a kickass place i’d love to take u to.  U free soon?

Oh, sure.  I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you right away. ...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 6 - Let Me Finish

(Apologies for missing my original deadline!  This part is a bit longer than the last few, and I took a bit of extra time to get this one down, so I hope that makes up for it.

Also, special thanks to RiotVision for the lyrics further b...

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Slight delay for the next serial post...

So, unfortunately, looking at where I am at with the next part for the serial, I'm not quite sure I'll be able to have it ready in time.

That's because...my birthday is coming up!  I turn 35 on Friday, and I'd love to spend some time wi...

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Dogs Chase Squirrels 5 - The New Guy

Camelia sat down at her desk, her eyes falling back to the stack of papers still left neglected from earlier.  She flipped through the small stack with her finger, letting out a quiet sigh.  She tried her best not to let the mundanity of...

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