Premee Mohamed: Submitted for the aproval for the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the
not too distant future
Mohamed: in a world ravaged by climate change
Mohamed: and covid
Mohamed: and microplastics
Mohamed: and ocean a...
Abby Howard: what if i made a comic all about how funny my cat is
Clive Barker: how funny is this cat
Howard: here, take a look
Junji Ito: [immediately pointing at cat]
Howard: this is my cat
Junji Ito: cat
Poe: cat
Lovecra...
Aron Beauregard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the putrescent pustules of penelope pimplepus
Poe: ah yes the storied world of extreme horror
Poe: certainly missed that
Barker: look at miste...
Aron Beauregard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the playground of death
Beauregard: so a rich lady invites these kids to test out a new playground
Beauregard: with all sorts of dangerous equipme...
Max Booth III: hey john check it out
Booth: i named a character after you in The Last Haunt
John Baltisberger: oh yeah? which character?
Booth: haha you're gonna laugh
Booth: hahaha
Baltisberger:
Booth: hahahaha
Booth...
2023-09-16 17:07:45 +0000 UTC View PostAbby Howard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of the Crossroads at Midnight
King: ah! a faustian tale of devilish bargains, eh?
Howard: no
Howard: it’s mostly like
Howard: what if you met a...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: lisssten graham linehan hassss a new manifesssto coming out
Rowling: i mean memoir
Rowling: ssso it's very important
Rowling: that we all pretend th...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
Helen Joyce: so we're dropping with the "wear whatever you want" line
Joyce: from now on, to ensure proper gender conformity, all school boys must dress in like that one meme where the manly sweaty shir...
Ramsey Campbell: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the village where people looked like rabbits
Franz Kafka: hm that sounds problematic
Kafka: what beta readers do you use
Campbell: oh i don't ...
Mira Grant: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the super rich woman who bought the moon
Grant: but it’s okay, it turns out she’s one of those nice super rich people
Grant: who just wants to do whi...
Mira Grant: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the parasite that makes you into a zombie
Grant: so they genetically engineer a tape worm that cures everything
Grant: so everyone gets one implanted
...
Brian Asman: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of FUCK THIS HOUSE
King: haha oh man! that title! that’s great!
King: i’m sold already!
Asman: good, cuz it’s kinda all downhill from here
...
Ooo! What's this? Just a little clip from an upcoming Midnight Pals audio episode (Mary Shelley meets Jane Williams feat. special guest SCREAM Mike McShane!)
More info coming on our website 2023-09-06 00:11:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Poe: Look, this has gone on too long
Poe: we've GOT to distance ourselves from Joanne
Neil Gaiman: she's become a liability
Gaiman: soon she'll be killed by the publisher assassins
Poe: right, the
Poe: hold on, the what
Gai...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today we retire jesssse ssssingal
Jesse Singal: but mommy!
Rowling: he is a ssspent force
Rowling no one can take him ssseriousssly anymore
Singal: bu...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: sssay hello to graham lineham
Linehan [wearing tinfoil hat]: freemasons run the country
Jesse Singal: but mommy
Rowling: i know we were all pretending he ...
Tim Waggoner: I'm writing a book of advice to budding horror writers
Waggoner: any advice to share?
Stephen King: i like to listen to music to get in the appropriately spooky headspace
Waggoner: ah interesting!
Waggoner: what music...
Stephen King: guys you know its mary's birthday today?
King: we should get her something
Poe: how about the calcified heart of her boyfriend?
King: no no
King: she already has one of those
Poe: that is a pickle
Poe: what do...
This one's got Anne Rice... we also have an official release date! We're premiering on Halloween. OooOooOoooo how appropriate!
2023-08-29 18:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post[at Unicorn Fuck Club]
Brandon Sanderson: hey robert what kind of magic rules do you have
Sanderson: in my fantasy world, there's 18 laws of magic
Sanderson: sorted into 23 categories and 65 sub-directories
Robert Jordan: huh
Jordan...
[at unicorn fuck club]
Robert Jordan: thus as the wheel of time turns, so pass the ages of man!
Jordan: a new epoch of magic and mystery settles upon the land!
Jordan: it was an age of the distant past
Jordan: and an age yet to com...
Whitley Strieber: big news, Dreamland grey wolves!!!
Strieber: i have
Strieber: here in my hand
Strieber: proof of alien existence
Strieber: it turns out
Strieber: the truth WAS out there after all!
Strieber: check this o...
2023-08-27 19:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostOscar Wilde: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the ugly painting
Wilde: but first
Wilde: some patented oscar wilde bon mots
Wilde: the only thing worse than being talked about is
Wil...
Stephen King: oh boy this is embarrassing
Poe: what's that?
King: well, see, we kinda
King: accidentally
King: agreed to let this nazi tell a story
Poe: oh boy that is a pickle
King: yeah its a real whoopsie doodle
Po...
2023-08-24 16:04:46 +0000 UTC View PostBram Stoker: guys, i want you to meet my girlfriend Florence Balcombe
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker: girlfriend huh
Poe: clive
Balcombe: yeah bram is so much better than my last boyfriend
Balcombe: os...
Matt Shaw: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the saucy gallimaufry
Shaw: or as you americans might call it
Shaw: the wet vagina
Shaw: you think that sounds good huh?
Shaw: well just wait ti...
Silvia Moreno-Garcia: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the big gothic house
Moreno-Garcia: in Mexico
Moreno-Garcia: you might even call it
Moreno-Garcia: mexican gothic
Moreno-Garcia: so...
2023-08-20 19:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
JK Rowling: today we begin our biggessssst challenge
Jesse Singal: bigger than convincing our terf legion that men have a special bone that makes them good at chess?
J...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: good newss
Rowling: we've jusst achieved a major victory!
Rowling: transs women are now banned from competing in chesss b/c of their biological advantage
...
M. Lopes da Silva: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hooker
da Silva: it’s about a hooker
da Silva: who hooks back
da Silva: Let me set the scene for ya
da Silva: 1984. Los Angeles. Th...