Stephen King: wow piers anthony you know my daughter is a big fan of your work
Piers Anthony: oh yeah girls love my books
Anthony: probably all the mentions of panties
Anthony: you know, they find that relatable
Anthony: cuz they w...
[at unicorn fuck club]
Piers Anthony: ok guys get ready
Piers Anthony: it's time for PUN times with Piers Anthony!
Anthony: i think you'll all have a real SNAKE time!
Anthony: ANACONDA they're so funny!
Anthony: so bob basili...
2023-08-12 19:54:33 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society i c-
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyy stephano king
Musk: eyy you hear i fighta zuck? dissa tima for real
Musk: dissa time i no maka da bullshit
Musk: 100% you can...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i call before me...
Rowling: hadley freeman!
Hadley Freeman: d-dark lord?
Rowling: DO NOT SSSPEAK
Rowling: i am
Rowling: dissspleassed<...
Benji Smith: ah! the sum total of human creativity!
Smith: i'll steal it!
Smith: [screaming] NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Smith: i have a simple ai recipe
Smith: you just take a pinch of entergagement
Smith: a dash of synergy ...
https://midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/teaser-05-dean-koontz-XSa1Kb2O
Check it out, the fifth teaser trailer fo...
2023-08-01 23:43:31 +0000 UTC View PostNeil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Gaiman: the most whimsical apocalypse
Gaiman: open the sphincters of your mind
Gaiman: and let the torrent of wonder flood you
Gaiman: stop! stop the story...
2023-07-31 21:12:11 +0000 UTC View PostDean Koontz: hey guys i got a story for you!
Poe: oh wow, good job dean!
Poe: i'm sure we're all excited to hear a new scary story from you
Koontz: oh this one's not scary
Poe:
Poe: oh?
Koontz: it's about dogs
Koontz: actua...
2023-07-30 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHP Lovecraft: s-so my editor at weird tales wants me to ghost write a story
Lovecraft: for harry houdini
King: harry houdini? the famous escape artist?
King: wow, howard, what an opportunity!
Lovecraft: i guess
King: whats the matte...
King: hey edgar how's it going?
King: you still fighting your little longfellow war?
Poe: i will fight it as long as i have to, steve
Poe: the world must know that longfellow is a maudlin hack
Poe: and waif sucks ass
Samantha K...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow: By the shores of Gitche Gumee
Longfellow: By the shining Big-Sea-Water
Longfellow: stood the mighty Hiawatha
Longfellow: in a coat he made from otter
King: wow, just wow
Barker: incredible stuff!
Ko...
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king!
Musk: you still no paya $8 for X?
King: no elon i'm
King: wait
King: $8 for what?
Musk: eyyyyy iss x now!
Musk: c...
Darren Aronofsky: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the whale
Stephen King: wow! sounds like a whale of a -
Aronofsky: do not patronize me
Aronofsky: i am no peddler of cheap thril...
2023-07-23 17:46:43 +0000 UTC View PostCheck it out, the fourth teaser trailer for the new Midnight Pals audio drama (comedy) podcast, this one featuring HP Lovecraft!! Thanks to some incredible work from our producer Robin Johnson and a stellar voice cast! (you will enjoy ...
2023-07-19 12:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newssss of the terf fight
Kathleen Stock: great news, dark lord!
Stock: you know how we've been planning to extend our hate campaign to incl...
Rae Knowles: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the missing violin
Knowles: it's got murder, insanity
Knowles: and
Knowles: gaslighting but queer
Knowles: so there's this woman who meets t...
2023-07-17 21:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostTim Waggoner: so I’m compiling some advice on writing horror
Poe: oh excellent! As it just so happens
Poe: I actually have a whole theory about that
Poe: a whole philosophy of composition
Poe: I call it The Philosophy of Composition<...
HR Giger: i've completed a new painting
King: that's great hans
Giger: would you like to see it?
Giger: it's airbrushed on the side of this van
Giger: i've completed a new painting
King: wow! hans!
King: that...
Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder]
Poe: the arch magus!
King: the arch magus!
Moore: i have a story to tell
Moore: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sinister ducks
Moore: it...
2023-07-08 18:22:37 +0000 UTC View PostDavid Cronenberg: body horror is the art of possibility. the body is the canvas. to change the body is to change reality, to unmake & remake the world.
Junji Ito: what if your head was a balloon lol
Junji Ito: submitted for...
2023-07-06 17:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostCaitlin Marceau: so that's where we talk things out, eh?
Marceau: oh sorry i meant to say
Marceau: this is where we talk things oot, eh?
King: wow caitlin that sure is Canadian!
King: this might be the most canadian thing i've ever...
Caitlin Marceau: good day and welcome to my story eh?
Marceau: i'm caitlin marceau eh?
Marceau: and i call this the tale of the toxic parent-child relationship
King: no caitlin you have to say the words
King: "submitted for the approva...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today i want to introducce a very sspecial guessst- john boyne
Rowling: author of the boy in the sstriped pajamassss
John Boyne: ahem, that's the boy in the s...
King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy stephano king you thinka you so smart
Musk: you no hear i gonna fight mark zuckerberg?
Musk: now who looka cool eyyy?
King: you know elon
King: yo...
Zachary Rosenberg: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the long shalom
Rosenberg: so it’s the 1920s
Lovecraft: [nodding]
Rosenberg: and there’s a detective
Lovecraft: [nodding]
Rosenberg: ...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i've just learned ssssome disssturbing newsss
Rowling: from a reputable sssource
Rowling: a random nazi on twitter
Rowling: but
Rowling: i really real...
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [busting out of the bushes] eyyyyy stephano king! you thinka you so smart
Musk: you thinka you smart but elon muska he da smartest man inna world ey? oh!!!
Musk: [steps on rake...
It's been a slow week and I haven't made a whole lot of, as the kids say, content. So enjoy this old video I made a while back when I thought I might make videos! it's about the horniest horror movies. As always, I only appear on film when high, b...
2023-06-23 00:54:37 +0000 UTC View PostJK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: good newssss
Rowling: elon mussssk the sssmartesst man in the says ciss isss a sslur
Rowling: you can't sssay cisss
Rowling: itsss a ssslur you sssee
Barker: you can't say what?
Rowling: ...
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i've jusssst been corresssponding with sssome delightful people
Rowling: The United Patriot Front of Nordic Blood Purity, aka The 1488th Divission Sskull Fuckerss...