Hesketh Tolson

Author Note: Night Nation!

Night Nation (Twilight Kingdom book 2) is finally out on amazon!  

Audio by Podium Audio sh...

Lich Hunt (Liches Get Stitches 4) is out in Audio!

Read by the fantastic Ella Lynch, produced by Podium Audio.

You can find it here: https://www.audible.com/pd/Lich-Hunt-Audiob...

Lich, Please 97: Post Mortem

Author Note: This was originally supposed to be the end of the last arc, but my crit partner vehemently thinks I should make Janvier's end the end of the arc lol. He's probably right. Let me know if you have thoughts. 

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Liches Get Stiches Audio Sample

Author Note: Liches Audio and Plans

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Lich, Please 96: At the Temple Pass

Chapter 96

At the Temple Pass

The Bright One’s Temple nestled on the side of a majestic peak. Overlooking the mountain pass that linked the kingdoms of Einheath to the west and Br...

Lich Please, 95: Janvier

Chapter 95

Janvier

Desert sand shifted beneath Janvier’s feet. The darkness of the void stretched above him, lifeless cold pressing down like a physical weight. It pushed against ...

Lich, Please 94 : Fire In the Soul

Chapter 94

Fire In the Soul

I fly home to Downing as fast as the wind and the beastie will carry me. Janvier’s words chase themselves around and around my head as we swoop over mu...

Lich, Please 93: A Lich In Time

Chapter 93

A Lich In Time

(A Day Earlier)

Lord Phylas Listener, Beloved of the Dark God, Chief Necromancer of the Cult of the Seven Stars ...

Lich Please 92: Rags to Liches

Chapter 92

Rags to Liches

With great satisfaction I watch as Janvier’s body collapses in on itself. Gleaming motes cluster around the ruins of flesh before imploding inwards. The ...

Lich, Please 91: Ninety-Nine Problems

Chapter 91

Ninety-Nine Problems

The undead abominations smash into the shield line. I catch a glimpse of mad eyes, rotting flesh peeling back from bared teeth and outstretched limbs...

Lich, Please 90: The Audacity of This Lich

Chapter 90

The Audacity of This Lich

It looks like everyone has survived the underwater trip. More or less. The void knights are slightly more rusted, the wights and draugr even mor...

Lich, Please 89: The Board Is Set

Chapter 89

The Board Is Set

Fey lights flicker across the sky. A few early stars peek through the shifting curtain of green and blue. Over my head a smudge of purple radiance drifts...

Lich, Please 88: Monstrous Regiment

Chapter 88

Monstrous Regiment

Donning my best war helmet and specially sewn battle skirt (axes round the hem, in black thread, so it’s subtle), I bid farewell to Roland and my hom...

Lich, Please 87: Soul Melange, Soul Blancmange

Chapter 87

Soul Melange, Soul Blancmange

I stare at the gently levitating broomstick. Finally! My army will take to the skies. Wights on brooms! Flotillas of witches descending from...

'Lich, Please' Cover

Cover for book three. This is my favourite title so far XD 

Lich, Please 86: Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun

Chapter 86

Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun

The heart I no longer possess is bursting with joy. I do not believe Phylas would have spoken to me thus if Janvier was missing hi...

Maud

Baconstrap, who is a very dear friend and a very fine artist, painted Maud as a surprise. I'm a little blown away by this. So many emotions today. 

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Lich, Please 85: Mistletoe

Chapter 85

Mistletoe

The tree spirit throws the wrapped crown at me, and then darts behind a trunk. The package hits me in the chest and then falls to the forest floor.

“I d...

Author Note: KU

Author Note:

Just to let you all know I’ll be going KU (Amazon exclusive) with arc 1 and 2 of liches from the 28th or so of May. What this means practically is that I will need to remove chapters 1-64 from RR. I will keep updating RR with ...

Lich, Please 84: The Pupil Becomes the Master

Chapter 84

The Pupil Becomes the Master

The beastie and I set off through the woods together. Elizabeth flies on ahead without us.

As I walk, the beastie trickles i...

Lich, Please 83: The Friar Dances

Author Note: Apologies for the slow update. Hit a bit of a slump, and the words would not cooperate. Feeling a bit better now. 

Chapter 83

The Friar Dances

Lich, Please 82: Silver Bells and Cockle Shells

Chapter 82

Silver Bells and Cockle Shells

I have a few chores to do before I leave Janvier’s keep. Deep under the castle, at the end of the maze, the undead lindwurm li...

Lich, Please 81: Slow Tides

Chapter 81

Slow Tides

The Beastie dines on the contents of the goblins head - the memories, at least, I don’t let it touch the meat. When it is finished, I place the da...

Lich, Please 80 : All That Glitters

Happy Thor's day everyone!

Chapter 80

All That Glitters

The room is a treasury, that much is immediately clear. Every corner is piled high with glitt...

Lich, Please 79: Crawl

Chapter 79

Crawl

How long has it been a ruin? It is hard to tell, but these are not ancient stones like Dunbarra Keep, if I am any judge. My research tells me this castle...

Lich, Please 78: Skeletons in the Closet

Happy Monday! Hope everyone is having a good day :D 

Chapter 78

Skeletons in the Closet

Janvier Sebastian of Merrow was how Lord Lich introduced himself to...

The Wish - Part 3

[April Fools' Crossover Story]

Featuring: 

The Wish Part I - Elaine, from Beneath the Dr...