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Final Taiga update: He's finally okay

To cap things off, the dumb idiot is finally okay.

TLDR: His sepsis is gone, his throat is also fully healed now but he refuses to eat dry food (He has gotten used to tuna paste). His liver is also in normal levels now too. And he has spik...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 20

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"Relax," she said. "It's our time off," she said.

And, for the most part, they were doing just that. Relaxing. Kind of.

"So," 9S began, his voice cutting through the ambient hum of trickling water. "What do you think of the h...

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Twins Roulette

For those interested in seeing an OC for themselves go as a stand in with the twins, write down your stuff here and I will include you in the roulette.

Please write down:
Name
Age
Backstory
Personality
Profession

If ...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 19

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The speed at which the androids worked was beyond impressive.

Entire sections of the station had been transformed almost overnight. Once-bustling manufacturing centers were now luxurious living quarters, outfitted with the very bes...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 18

Keep it together, Fujikawa.

The thought repeated like a mantra in her head. She'd seen this a thousand times before—photos, videos, simulations. There was nothing special about it. It was just space.

But as the words circled in her m...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 17

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Camille stepped into her quarters, the weight of exhaustion bearing down on her synthetic frame. For someone without organic parts, she sure as hell felt like one. Every joint ached, every nerve hummed with overstimulation, and her mind ...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 16

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Fujikawa perked up as the sound of heels echoed down the corridor, steadily approaching.

She looked up just as 2B entered the room, her silhouette sharp and imposing against the light spilling in from the doorway. The android's Pod...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 15

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The craft sliced through the air like a blade, its sleek surface catching the sunlight and scattering it in sharp, brilliant flashes. Fujikawa's breath hitched as it drew closer, its design unlike anything she'd ever encountered—not hu...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 14

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With that, the Pod ceased broadcasting, plunging the atrium back into silence and shadow. The stillness lingered for a moment, heavy and oppressive, before White's expression darkened into a deep frown.

She hadn't expected to clash...

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Who gets plowed first

As said at QQ, I would like ya'll to vote who gets plowed first. Whoever wins gets as the title suggests, the dicking down.

The plowing will not get them pregnant yet as the androids will need an egg first. But the winner will make sure to g...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 13

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Rossi's gloved fingers grazed the seed packet gently—Arugula, the first of many. He tore it open with deliberate care, pouring the small, dark seeds into his palm. The bunker was silent, save for the faint hum of the ventilation system...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 12

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The Stubby waddled across the scorching sand, its movements reminiscent of a penguin, leaving heavy trails behind. The Machine Lifeform had adapted to the heat, as had many of its brethren scattered across the desert. They gathered aroun...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 11

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Anemone stepped forward, her voice sharp with fury. "Sir, I protest! She's admitted that our entire movement—our very reason for existence—is a lie!" She turned abruptly to White, her glare piercing. "She cannot be trusted! Her and Y...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 10

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As the Flight Unit lurched into the void of space, White realized this was the first time she had left the Bunker since her appointment to YoRHa. How long had it been since her feet last touched the planet's surface? Since she had walked...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 9

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The cold gnawed at his bones, but Rossi ignored it as he raised the datapad in his hands. He was born in Northern Italy. Going through the cold was nothing for him.

Food for the apocalypse was designed to last—durable, shelf-sta...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 8

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Smith settled into the Overseer's chair, the faint creak of its old frame breaking the silence. Behind him, the door clicked shut as Anemone entered. Her posture was rigid, her expression carved with the stoic resolve of duty. She stoppe...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 7

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2B's heels clacked against the cold metal of the catwalk as she approached, her gaze sweeping over the rows of cryo pods below. Hundreds of them, each one encasing a frozen human, awaiting their awakening. At her side stood Anemone, sile...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 6

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It shot through the sky, a dark, defiant streak against the blinding blue. It seemed to pierce the very heavens, a rocket with purpose, cutting across the sky with an almost malicious speed.

Anemone squinted, the sun cruel and rele...

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Taiga Update

It is both good and bad.

Internally, no progress. He still has anemia and sepsis. His platelet count is normal on the CBC. Hematocrict remains low and white blood cells are low as well. His liver enzyme has increased which is a critical con...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 5

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High above the clouds, inside the heavens, it perched above, a titanic watch over a broken planet. Suspended in the silent void, the colossal structure hovered above the Earth, its metallic surface gleaming under the distant light of the...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 4

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The room was immense, a sprawling technological abyss concealed within the heart of the facility. Its walls, enshrouded in massive metallic structures and a labyrinth of intertwining pipes, were slick with a heavy coating of ice. ...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 3

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Behind an observation room, Popola sat cross-legged on a crate, overlooking the cryo room. She stared at the human forms encased in the cryo machines, naked as the day they were born. Devola paced angrily around the room.

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Life Alert: Taiga needs help

Hlello, guys.

Taiga, my arrogant, impertinent, contemptuous, and irascible son has gotten into a mess. IE, not only did this ravenous beast munch on something he should not have, (Deep dove into a dumpster), he also brought back something ...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 2

Ice.

The androids stood at the entrance of an old, weathered tunnel, their eyes drawn down a long, frost-covered driveway that disappeared into the distance. The air cut through them, a cruel, unyielding cold that turned eve...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 1

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That door. Damnable. Infuriating.

Jackass had prided herself on her explosives. They were an art form, understood and mastered by few. The chemistry behind them, the careful gathering of materials, and the constant aw...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 83

Movies and novels often highlighted the skullduggery of politics, painting pictures of rough, shadowy men plotting great schemes by candlelight. Their plots were so convoluted and confusing that they concealed their involvement while showcasing th...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 82

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The room was dim, with only slivers of light spilling through the gaps in the blinds, casting thin shadows across the floor. The distant hum of bullheads joined the noise of the city—searching, active, hovering just out of sight. Like ...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 81

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The tower rises from the barren landscape like a jagged scar against the horizon, an unnatural wound that bleeds dark energy into the sky. Its silhouette is a twisted spire, clawing upward as though it seeks to tear through the ve...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 80

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Weiss blinked, watching her sister.

Winter was still herself—sophisticated and ladylike. But something was off. Sensing her sister's gaze, Winter paused just as she was about to sip from her teacup.

"Is...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 79

Mazarine knew that victory required sacrifice. To bring the world back into order, lives had to be spent in the process. That was why she gave herself so wholly to Fleur-De-Lys, without hesitation—because they were the ones with a real plan to r...

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