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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 78

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The dim glow of candlelight danced across the ornate table, casting long, shifting shadows across the parlor. A gentle silence hung in the air, broken only by the soft clink of porcelain as Winter carefully lifted her teacup to h...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 77

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I remembered a character from an old book back on Earth, who claimed that fear was the biggest driver of business. Fear of starvation made people buy food. Fear of aging made people buy anti-aging creams. Fear of the dark made people buy...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 76

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The morning began, with uncertainty.

"...The remains of the fallen bullheads are still being towed out of the docks. Valean Police Chief Obadiah He-"

Peter clicked his tongue and lifted the remote, changing the chann...

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Le rwby updates

I have found that I really just needed a short break not thinking about RWBY. I have a path now. Thank you, for your comments. I shall return to updating my RWBY fic again by my tomorrow or the day after!

In the meantime, I highly recommend...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 75 (DEFUNCT)

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I spread my hands, and a holographic model of Mount Glenn materialized before us—an exact scan of the fallen city, the most accurate my satellites could capture. The ruins smoked and rusted; streets were empty, abandoned by life. Natur...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 74 (DEFUNCT)

Far, far from the city lied a complex atop a mountain, for Vale was a mountainous and hilly country outside its walls. It was the home of the Valean Theme and its Kastron was a fortress, rugged and efficient. Its central command building, a reinfo...

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The Stallion of Whiterun ch 21

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In a world like that of the Elder Scrolls, it was easy to see why most folk tended to stay fit. Without the conveniences of modern life, you had to do things yourself.

I awoke early, a habit forged during my time in t...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 73

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The HUD activated instantly, targeting red circles flashing across my vision—weak points on the transport craft begging to be exploited. It was massive, much bigger than I was, but that didn't matter. Every machine, no matter how impos...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 72

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Despite the fact that they were going to see people her father warned her not to associate with, Ruby had to admit she was rather excited. For one, she was going out with her team as a group and for a dedicated awkward loner like ...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 71

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Classes came by and went. Professor Oobleck's did not go any better than Professor Port's class. No, Doctor Oobleck, as he insisted to be called. If Port's class was slow and cumbersome, Oobleck's class was just something aking to Ruby ...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 70

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Ruby preened.

Banging red hood, check. Crescent Rose, check. Her daily milk box to ensure maximum bone growth, check. Team-mates?

She glanced back from the mirror. Weiss and Blake were together. Not in as...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 69

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Ruby awoke to a bright white majesty. And she was not alone it seemed for a man stood in front of her, familiar and smiling. Alexander Wayland was just as she remembered him, tall and smelling of machine oil. Then, he started to c...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 68

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Roman Torchwick took a step down on the marbled floor, smiling still as Cinder took a step back, shocked. Melodic Cudgel still raised, he motioned to his men to do their work. They followed but found themselves quickly surrounded. Secur...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 67

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Isabella Asturias. She was born many years after the restoration of the Monarchy. Her court name was Jewel of the Southern Desert. Out of her siblings, the closest in looks to her own mother to the point that if one one put them together...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 66

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The Colour Revolution ensured that self-expression would never be curtailed. To express oneself no matter what way was what made anyone a living being. To feel was to live. And the greatest way to be alive was through art. Art was...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 65

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Vale was truly a breath-taking place. Its plazas, its avenues, its greenery was the envy of Remnant. Its bakeries and restaurants made the best food, the highest cuisine. Those that walked its streets had the finest fashions of co...

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Saving the world special: Willow x Gerard

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​Gerard glanced at his watch. 

7:18 PM

Underneath the orange-golden lamp-light, the Wayland Patriarch stood with his back leaning against the post. Ahead, the stars glittered in the sky as soft cry...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 64

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As I left the theater and settled onto the car, pleased that I was finally getting somewhere, my scroll rang. I took it out then frowned. 

"Land, what is it?" I asked, the car moving forward as the driver pushed it.&nb...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 63

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How do you get politicians to do what you want?

In a ideal world, all one needed to do was get up to them and offer your plea. Then, said politician would do everything in their power to make it happen. Alas, this was...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 62

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​"You've been checking and rechecking your rifle since we left Vale. What gives?" 

"Better safe than sorry," Private Hitch muttered as she set her rifle on her lap. It was a bullpup rifle, lever delayed blowback rifle...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 61

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Leather boots landed on soft dirt. Thief's Respite flashed in her hands, the screams and excited yelling of her compatriots carrying over in the distance. Emerald hefted her weapons up, checking her pistols over one more time before she ...

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LIFE ALERT: FINALS

Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

I am sorry for my silence these past days. It was finals week and I only have one more until I am free. December 16 is the last day for finals and after that, I can updoot again.

I am so so so...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 60

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Before Emerald could say anything more, the world shook as an explosion reached their ears. Emerald's weapons flashed in her hands as she turned northwards, a mushroom cloud forming. Her mind whirled. Was Beacon under attack?

"Ah,"...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 59

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Three Decades

She had served her kingdom for most of her life. Through blood, sweat, and tears, her efforts had ensured that Vale would be safe and secure. There was no other honor greater than doing that for Vale was the center of...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 58

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Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock. 

The grandfather clock's machinery reverberated around the classical styled room. It screamed culture and tradition, what with the wood furnishings, the near lack of anything techy like in Solitas...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 57

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"A robbery was foiled tonight. According to ground sources, the infamous and so called Gentleman Thief Roman To-"

I droned off from the news as I glanced outside the window of my airship. In the distance, the...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 56

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My boot-steps echoed against the cold floor. Around me was mist, thick and grey. In my hand, I held my weapon, Joyeuse. It looked anachronistic, an old timey rifle anyone from the 20th Century would appreciate at first. They would be hor...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 55

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The truck pulled up into the corner alley, its engines sputtering as it showed its age. A outlier considering the glitz and glamour that was out of it. The world had changed. New technologies both mundane and wonderful had sproute...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 54

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Two figures were around a fire. The first one was sleeping peacefully, snoring in fact. Such was her pleasure at the act she slept like she was on a feather-pillow bed and not a cot. Her partner on the other hand stood closer, his...

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Save the world? Fuck that, I want to make money! (RWBY SI) ch 53

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Mazarin was at her post when the launch had happened. At first, she thought that there was an earthquake and thus, she ran towards the Minister's office to evacuate him. Then just as she had kicked his door open, a bright light en...

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