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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 19 (DEFUNCT TO CH 51)

She yawned. Medea Argonid sat up with a grunt, scratching the back of her neck with blunt, callused fingertips. Her nails rasped over the sl

She yawned.

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"I will do it! I will kill the SDC!"

"No Adam!" said Sienna. "You are the SDC."

And then Adam was a business executive.

Literally peak fic...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 18

Lightning flashed across the skies of Northern Solitas, a kaleidoscope of red, blue, and green flickering and dancing in the heavens. It painted the sky with an eerie brilliance.

It was visible from Atlas.

Of course, it would be. Perch...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 17

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She hid.

He told her to.

But it didn't last.

Not when the Atlesians came.

Not when the steel-faced Knights tore the bunker door from its hinges like paper—rifles raised, visors gleaming with uncaring light. Not ...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 16

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A shrill, mechanical whistle screamed through the steel bones of the warship, followed by the guttural bark of a voice over the intercom:

"General Quarters! General Quarters! All hands, man your battle stations!"

Then came th...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 15

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Jacques Schnee tapped the crystal tumbler on the lacquered table—once, twice. His fingers stilled after the third, the movement precise, deliberate. A single cube of ice clinked, catching the amber glow from the chandelier above and sc...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 14

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"They're here! Atlas is here!"

The cry cracked across the air like a gunshot, sharp and jagged with panic, serrated by the wind. It echoed off stone, metal, and mountain like some ancient omen.

Boots thundered against the fro...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 13

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I stood over the wall, gloved hands braced against the cold steel lip, watching the convoy begin its slow, careful descent down the switchbacks. The wind knifed through my coat and sliced across my face, but I barely felt it.

The s...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 12

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Three sharp knocks echoed off the cold steel of the study door—precise, deliberate, unhurried. A rhythm that was expected.

Jacques Schnee glanced up from his desk, his pen pausing mid-signature.

"Enter," he said, voice clip...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 11

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The wind picked up, howling like a starving beast, clawing at the walls of Nicolasburg. 2025-04-29 03:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 10

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I took careful breaths.

I tossed the crowbar away.

The SDC men flinched.

"Get their weapons, their equipment," I rasped. My body felt like hell—every nerve burned, every muscle screamed. Exhaustion clawed at me, sinki...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 9

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The Foreman stood at the edge of a storm.

His knuckles whitened as they gripped the edge of his desk, the wood groaning beneath the strain. Around him, the office had transformed into a war room—maps layered with hastily drawn li...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 8

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When it was over, there was nothing.

No applause. No mutters. No footsteps.

The smell of scorched flesh lingered.

Finally, Frick nodded, shaking his head. "Let this be a warning to you all. The SDC has been lenient—li...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 7

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I stared at him.

Then I sat down.

He nodded.

"Good."

Silence settled like ash.

"Do you know why I am here?" Frick asked calmly.

I shook my head.

He stared at me like he was x-raying my thoughts. ...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 6

Day turned to night.

But that didn't mean everything else had stopped.

Pasiphae walked with purpose, a tray balanced in her hands, bowls of warm soup trembling slightly with each step. The orange glow of the jail's floodlights greeted ...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 5

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The wind hit the window like it was trying to break in. I could hear the frame shaking, feel the chill squeezing through the cracks in the wall. Morning hadn't fully arrived, but there was just enough light to see—a pale wash turning t...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 28

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Fujikawa leaned back in her chair, eyes fixed on the screen. The civilians were gradually settling into their assigned quarters. None had grounds to complain—each living space was equal in quality, with ample freedom to customize and p...

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Pasiphae: Kill or no kill?

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 4

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The machines kept their rhythm. Beep. Beep. Hiss of oxygen. A faint flutter of digits on a screen that looked like a countdown. I stood there—arms crossed, chest tight, face set like concrete. Crying wouldn't help. Screaming wouldn't f...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 27

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White stirred awake.

Her eyes fluttered open, and she found herself lying on a bed. Naked, her hair tangled in disarray, and the faint scent of sweat and fluids clinging to her skin. Turning her head, she saw him—Smith—sleepin...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 3

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The alarm woke me like a slap.

Pasiphae stirred beside me, her voice groggy. "Hnng? What's going on?"

"Company announcement," I muttered, already swinging my legs off the bed.

She reached for me, warm fingers brushing m...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 26

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With the machine forces shattered in the desert, the balance of power shifted. The Androids seized the initiative, pushing out from their positions to capture territory long denied to them. But not just androids however.

Above the ...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 2

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"So, you are married."

The words hung heavy in the air, thick with expectation.

Pasiphae sat rigid beside me, her fingers tangled with mine, her knuckles white. Under the scrutinizing gazes of her parents, she had the decency...

A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI)

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"Adam! It's time!"

The voice rang out, cutting through the thin walls of our shack like an unwelcome alarm. Not that I needed one. I was already awake, staring at the ceiling as I had been for hours—a habit carried over from my l...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 25

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Smith's war machine strode forward, each step crunching over the wreckage of a battlefield that had become a scrapyard of destruction. Debris and twisted metal were scattered like confetti, the remains of machine parts and fallen android...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 24

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The sun blazed mercilessly over the battlefield, its light casting long, jagged shadows across the chaos. Sand and ash swirled like a living storm, whipped into the air by the shockwaves of relentless combat. Androids shielded their eyes...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 23

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"This is 9D! Requesting immediate assistance!"

"D-Damn it! 94B, clip that bastard on my six! I can't shake them!"

"12D, on me! 94B's pinned down! Move!"

The desert sky was a battlefield of fire and light. Explosions pai...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 22

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Do not panic. Do not get overwhelmed. Focus on assisting. Focus on assisting. Do not freak out.

YoRHa Model 64B recited the mantra silently as the doors to the Bunker slid open with a soft hiss. Beyond them stood them—their gods,...

Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 21

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The boar ate. And it ate well.

Its existence was simple, cyclical. Eat, sleep, mate, shit. Rinse and repeat. There was no grander meaning to it, and the boar certainly didn't care. Life, for it, was good. It had mates—plenty of t...