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IRL Alert: Another earthquake

Stay safe, Filipino gang. Personally safe but South Philippines got ganked. Stay safe, yall

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 47

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"And here we have stunning images from the SDC Headquarters!" The ANN News Caster spoke rapidly, his voice brimming with disbelief. "Jacques Schnee, the titan who has steered SDC policies for decades, has been voted out of h...

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Hunter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch. 7

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Osmond thought his problems were over. But no, things were only getting started.

First, there was the hill. Hills didn't just explode without reason, but this one certainly had. He'd sent his best investigators to uncover the cause...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 30 (Historical Fiction SI)

Rome.

Glorious. Majestic. Grandiose.

Roma.

Worn. Faded. Dark.

The city that had birthed an empire, the city of Caesar, Augustus, and Trajan, had long since fallen into ruin. Its population, now a mere shadow of its former s...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 35

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"Hey, 2B?"

His voice pulled her out of her thoughts. "Yes?"

"You've been quiet ever since we left," 9S pointed out. "Is something wrong?"

Yes. Everything was wrong. The one android who shouldn't be anywhere near a human...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 46

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The snow fell in thick, heavy flakes, blanketing the streets in a embrace of cold. In normal circumstances, most would be at home or at work, not standing out to experience Solitas's winter. But most weren't. People clogged the avenue, t...

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Hunter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch. 6

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The blacksmith's fingers drummed impatiently on the counter, tension gripping his every bone. His eyes remained fixed on the door, watching, waiting. He was a proud Tristainian, a good one, and he wanted nothing more than to serve his ho...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 29 (Historical Fiction SI)

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HistoryMarche - Makedonian Renaissance - 2-Hour Documentary

With the recapture of Jerusalem, shockwaves reverberated not only across the Empire but throughout the entire oikumene. The Emperor dispatched messengers ...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 34

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"What on earth did you fight?" the technician complained.

"Some YoRHa deserter," Adonis replied.

"No shit?" The technician blinked.

"Yeah. Parrot's in medical right now because of her," Adonis said. Parrot had been blas...

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IRL ALERT: Earthquake

Strong ass earthquake in my area. Personally fine and family fine but no power.

Fellow Filipinos, stay safe

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 45

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The roar of engines echoed through the crisp morning air.

Atop her truck, SDC Officer Karin zipped up her coat, bracing against the chill that seeped into her bones. The convoy crawled forward, painstakingly slow, the uneven dirt r...

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Hunter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch. 5

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"Let me begin this meeting, on the understanding, that emotions were high and both sides rightfully deserved compensation," Osmond began. 

​They were in his office, Loungeville once more dutifully taking the minutes of the e...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 28 (Historical Fiction SI)

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HistoryMarche - Makedonian Renaissance - 2-Hour Documentary

It is rare for a ruler and heir to work so well together. Rarer still in the Roman Empire, a state long plagued by infighting, paranoia, and distrust. Yet...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 33

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She was on him in an instant, moving at speeds only YoRHa units could achieve. Adonis barely managed to hurl his Gotterdämmerung backward, the deserter's blade slicing through the air inches from his mech's frame. He retaliated immediat...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 44

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Atop his wagon, the farmer pulled his coat tighter around his shoulders, shivering. Under him, wooden wheels creaking as they rolled along the fog-shrouded road. He was not alone. A dozen wagons were with him, trailing behind him. Travel...

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unter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch. 4

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"State your name."

"The Good Hunter."

Osmond and Colbert exchanged uneasy glances. In the corner, Loungeville stopped writing, his quill poised midair. The room they occupied was rarely used, its purpose more ceremonial than...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 27 (Historical Fiction SI)

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Pietro watched, his face serene but his thoughts tense, as Suronja was led out of the tent. What was Constantine planning for him? A chastisement, perhaps? Yet, if that were the case, why send Suronja away? Would it not be more effective...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 32

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The missiles slammed down, orange-red light flashing across Adonis's HUD.

"Area denied," Adonis declared. "Confirm, Rez?"

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 43

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Mistral burned.

Not its settlements, but those places that hosted the SDC.

Restraint was a thing of the past. Why should we hold back when our enemies never did?

A small part of me wished we could remain moderate. Extre...

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Hunter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch. 3

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Guiche Chevalier de Gramont shivered, his breath shallow and uneven as he stared at the headless forms of his Valkyries strewn across the earth. His summoned creations, his pride and joys, symbols of the Gramont talent, lay split in twai...

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To be updated list

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 26 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The leaders agreed to meet on a small sandbank not far from their fleets. Pietro the Second refused to leave the safety of his ships, while Svetoslav Suronja would not set foot on a Venetian vessel. An invitation to get on Xiphias's ship...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 25 (Historical Fiction SI)

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With Serbia forced to submit, the Western Army pressed onward. As they marched, Constantine immersed himself in understanding the quirks and dynamics of his forces. Every army had its own distinct personality, shaped by the composition a...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 24 (Historical Fiction SI)

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"What are they doing?" Constantine demanded.

The Purple-born had ridden to the front, standing atop his saddle, surveying the Serbian army ahead.

"Well, they clearly don't want us to pass," Dalassenos muttered. He turned to C...

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Hunter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch.2

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Siesta yawned as she trudged through the quiet corridors of the Academy. For a place as grand and sprawling as the Academy of Magic, a small army of staff was needed to keep everything running smoothly. After all, the students here weren...

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Hunter of Zero (Bloodborne/Familiar of Zero) ch.1

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The sliver of the moon forced through the windows of her room.

Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière groggily collapsed onto her bed. The room around her was a masterpiece of luxury: wooden furnishings carved by the hands of m...

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New Fic poll idea:

I am feeling the need to start something new (again) and I would like your input.

Some ideas:

Team Fortress/RWBY crossover:

The Mercenaries get into a Teleportation accident that sends them to Remnant. This is going to be utt...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 23 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The Western Army marched north, purple Chi-Rho banners fluttering under the morning sun. The column was like a snake of glittering metal and flesh, alive and slithering along roads both ancient and new. Giorgios shivered as he adjusted t...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 22 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The day began with the fluttering of banners. Messengers had been dispatched to all corners of Bulgaria, summoning forces to assemble, while officers scrambled to organize their men. Chief among them was Damian Dalassenos. As the premier...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 21 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The march south began with an army besieging Tripoli. With its flanks secured through diplomacy and the Emperor's presence, there was no fear of surprises to the rear. The supply trains meticulously prepared by Ouranos had proven their w...

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