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Rome update got removed by Patreon.

I think it was because of the smut at the end. (It contained very QQ not nice things)


I will find a way to get it posted back up again. I just woke up.

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 42

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Winter languished.

Atlas had never felt so low. Despite the city's lofty perch above the clouds, it seemed insignificant compared to everything that had transpired. After relinquishing her position as Heiress, she had thrown hersel...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 20 (Historical Fiction SI)

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"What the hell is taking them so long?" Varda, Ban of Croatia, muttered.

He and his party had been waiting on their side of the Danube for thirty minutes, yet the Romans still hadn't descended. His irritation grew with each passing...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 19 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The plains of Pannonia stretched as far as the eye could see. Grass swayed northwards, pushed by a steady wind. A fat marmot peeked out of its hiding hole, its nose twitching as it tested the air. No strange smells. Good. It climbed out,...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 18 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The duties of the Eparch were simple, on paper. The direction of the lawcourts, provisioning of the city, and the conduct of trade and industry. A Good Eparch ensured that the courts functioned without interference, the grain stores were...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 41

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Ironwood sat silently and still. The ticking of the grandfather clock rang in his ears while the rumbling of airship engines echoed outside.

Geyer was gone. Judging by the bodies left behind, her party had sprung her out. It was ri...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 17 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The winds that swept across the plains carried a biting chill, but Andorjas felt nothing of it. His blood burned hot as he gripped his bow, his calloused fingers guiding an arrow into place. The distant rumble of hooves shook the earth, ...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 16 (Historical Fiction SI)

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Gregory Taronites, Domestikos of the West, sat atop the Bulgarian Throne, his sharp gaze sweeping over the assembly before him. They were tall men, dressed in the rugged fashion of the eastern nomads, their garb adorned with subtle hints...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 15 (Historical Fiction SI)

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Dimitar had been a farmer for as long as he could remember. His profession wasn't glamorous, like a cavalryman riding in the Tsar's armies or a courtier serving a powerful boyar. Yet, it was an honest, sturdy trade and one that had kept ...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 14 (Historical Fiction SI)

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I have arrived at Ohrid in Late Fall. Despite ideas that Macedonia is cold and wintry like the Lands of Varangians, it is not. The weather is cool and slightly damp, and even as I write, I see many families partaking in the cool wate...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 13 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The Army of the West entered Ohrid, whose gates had been thrown open to welcome its new masters. The city, perched on the edge of a shimmering lake and surrounded by rolling hills, was a jewel of the Balkans. Its white-stone walls gleame...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 12 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The thunder of hooves echoed in the air. The earth shook beneath the weight of hundreds of riders, all bearing down upon them. The villagers rushed for cover, fear gripping their hearts, as the village headsman rallied the men to arms. H...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 40

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The cold bit at his skin despite the thick suit he wore. It was a phantom chill, one that crept under the layers and settled in his bones. He felt suffocated, as if an invisible rope tightened around his throat, while his eyes scanned th...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 11 (Historical Fiction SI)

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[SPOILER="CONSTANTINOPLE: QUEEN OF CITIES!"]​https://youtu.be/Ya3PjVbhuro?t=188​​​[/SPOILER]

The icy wind blew off the Sea of Mar...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 39

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The sun warmed his face as he sat atop a jagged rock, overlooking the endless stretch of the coast. The South Eastern Sea lay before him, its waves shimmering under the afternoon light, rolling toward the shore in a rhythmic crash. Beyon...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 38

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​Nerissa Selkie yawned. 

​"Morning, Quan," the Mantlese greeted as she reached for the coffee grinder. 

There was no reply. 

Nerissa blinked, glancing to the faunus man who was standing still, his bac...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 10 (Historical Fiction SI)

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Zoe sat glumly, nursing a cup filled with a strong, spiced drink, while Constantine worked at his desk. The room was over-lit with far too many lamps—an unnecessary expense, she noted, though the oils were of a quality typical of the p...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 37

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Silence dominated the room.

"They can't do this," Geyer muttered, repeatedly, as if she couldn't believe what she just heard. Her head snapped to Ironwood. "They-"

Ironwood's eyes met hers, a mixture of frustration and resign...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 9 (Historical Fiction SI)

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Three figures stood by a map on a table.

And all three smelled of blood.

Gregory Taronites sat with one leg propped on a stool, his armor unbuckled and pushed halfway from his shoulders, sweat slicking the undersides of his t...

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Constantine IX poll soft reboot

The poll is to determine if the patrons wish for a soft reboot, to have Constantine IX replace the actual eldest child, Eudokia, instead of Zoe Porphyrogenita.

Pros: We have two imouto's though Zoe is going to be the only one that will hav...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 8 (Historical Fiction SI)

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The sun pressed down on their backs, relentless and searing, like a brand hovering just above the skin.

Gavril Radomir's breaths came heavy and strained as he fumbled for the waterskin strapped to his pack. He popped the cork free,...

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Constantine XI - July 4

(Constantine preps for the battle against the Bulgarians. And finds his staff throwing hands with a pculiar but familiar soldier trying to enter his tent..)

Crashout - July 5

(As Atlas shields its economy,...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 36

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Geyer stood atop the crate, her shadow casting long over the gray, broken town of Englehoff. The icy wind tugged at her coat, its edges fluttering like dark banners of war. Her weapon rested across her back, its weight a familiar one, ye...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 7 (Historical Fiction SI)

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History Marche - Basil II - The Emperor who restored the power of Rome (ALL PARTS) 2 hour documentary

It is the year 996 and not wishing for the Fatimids to gain ground in the East, the Emperor Basil marched to su...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 35

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"I can't just leave, Ironwood. I'm finally getting close to my leads," Geyer insisted.

"You can't get close to your leads if you get captured," Ironwood countered sharply.

"I'm a huntress, damn it. I can handle t...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 34

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Geyer collapsed into her seat, exhausted.

Another day at the Council. Another day of Jacques Schnee wringing the system dry, twisting it into knots, and making a mockery of the entire process. She pinched the bridge of her nose, a ...

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Glory to Mankind (Nier Automata) ch 31

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6O stood at attention, a datapad clutched tightly in her hands.

"Machine activity on the planet has increased in some areas, Ma'am," she reported, striving to sound composed. "The Ruined City, however, bears the bulk of the activit...

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Making Rome Great Again or how I was born as Constantine IX, Emperor of the Romans ch 6 (Historical Fiction SI)

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It had been four years since he had started his campaign.

Four years of hardship and endurance.

Four years of nothing happening.

Oh, there had been reports, cries for help from Greece, of Samuel's raids as far south as ...

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A Fairly Reasonable Crashout (RWBY Adam SI) ch 33

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The wagon creaked as it approached the gate.

"Halt!" the guard barked, stepping forward. Then his posture softened as he recognized the driver. "Ah, it's you again, Braun. What is it this time—cabbages, as usual?"

Elliot Br...

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West or East? (Roman SI Poll)

Should Basil go and take Constantine with him campaigning to the east? Or should he let Constantine instead stay with Gregory Taronites and learn campaigning under him?

If Constantine goes east, he will gain experience in fighting the Fati...

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