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Tondemo Skill - 386 - That Blush... Something's Going On?

Chapter + filler episode

The next day, everyone got started on the refilling work early in the morning.

I helped out too, since it was important for us to meet the deadline tomorrow. [5] Also, if we work hard now, we c...

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Tondemo Skill - 385 - Beef Cutlet with Rich Demi-Glace Sauce

Where the previous chapter suffered from access of inane dialogues, this one suffered from a serious lack of interactive dialogues. Gumi sort of… went crazy and took over

After leaving Lambert’s, I immediately headed for...

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Tondemo Skill - 384 - Explosive Popularity of Divine Medicine-Hair Power at the Royal Capital - Bonus

Gumi: …why is this chapter such a bore? Business transactions can be interesting too, you know?

Hahhh…

Note [8] for ‘changed because the style is boring’.

“Hello, Marie...

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WeD - V1C11 - Makia has a Difficult Conversation with Tooru

Makia here.

I can see the MP or Magical Points of the people around me. Beyond that, I can also read compatibility measures and future potentials. However, I can only know all of this if I know their names.

Back when I was the Crimson ...

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Tondemo Skill - 383 - Magic Tools Appraisal

Gumi Rant: Why so perfunctory? Details! Give us details! No? Then, Gumi shall provide the details!

“Oi, what are you doing?”

“Hm? [8] I’m going to Appraise the Magic Tools we had gotten from the Bandit King’s...

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Tondemo Skill - 382 - Wait, Has That Always Been There?

After our little party, I took a leisurely bath with Dora-chan and Sui to soak away my exhaustion.

It should be straight to bed afterwards with my familiars, [1] but, I still have something else to do.

Demiurgos-sama’s offering.

<...

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Tondemo Skill - 381 - Layered Hotpot with Chinese Cabbage & Dungeon Pork

“Since we have these, let’s have a Layered Hotpot for dinner tonight.”

In front of me were some very splendid looking Chinese cabbages with bright green leaves and strong white stems. They were also heavier than they looked, a good ind...

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WeD - V1C10 - Makia Laughs at the Pitiful Crimson Witch

I’m Makia and I’ve just turned 11.

I’m on a spring picnic right now.

[2] The Southern Continent always did have a warm and stable climate. Therefore so, spring here is very mild and gentle. The blooming almond flowers are just be...

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Tondemo Skill - 380 - Nothing Happened. Yeah, That's Right.

“Oi, isn’t today’s breakfast too shoddy?”

“”Is this it?””

“”Sad...””

[5] I blinked, today’s breakfast was premade Soboro Bowl with plenty of minced meat on top.

However, I had forgotten to include ...

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HLW - 0379 - Sage's Autobiography (3)

Warning:

Gumi is really freaking annoyed by the 3rd person POV. It's all Kazuki this, Kazuki said that, in a bloody autobiography of all freaking things. However, there is a certain genius to it. The word count ended...

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Tondemo Skill - Sage's Autobiography (2)

Warning:

Since autobiography uses 1st person POV, Gumi will switch over whenever appropriate.

By ‘whenever appropriate’, Gumi meant the entire freaking chapter...

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WeD - V1C09 - Lady Elena Observes the Children

My name is Elena Odelle.

Also Countess Odelle.

Just the other day, a new servant came to our mansion.

My husband, Elric, comes back from Karted with a child to be our Makia’s companion. A cute boy child with black hair and blac...

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WeD - V1C08 - Tooru: You're a Pet

My name is Tooru.

I am brought into the Odelle family by the head of the house [1] to serve the family daughter. It turns out the daughter of this aristocratic family iss someone I knew.

Maki!

“Hey, eat this as well! Hey, hey, ...

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WeD - V1C07 - Makia Headbutts Tooru

“Happy birthday, Makia-chan!”

I think… the mountain of presents next to me [1] could crush me if it ever collapses. At least let me touch some of the delicious food lined up on the table before making me tackle that monstrosity.

...

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WeD - V1C06 - Makia: Lemon Cake & Guinea Fowl

This is Makia.

Today is my 7th birthday. I’m glad to finally be another year older.

Winter is coming and it has been a little cold these last few days. However, it is also the season for delicious food.

Especially here, in the ...

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WeD - V1C05 - Lord Elric: Tooru Catches a Huge Fish by the Bank

I am Elric Odille.

After throwing out my back and having my important documents snatched away right before my eyes, I am spared the worst scenario by a brave young boy.

He looks like a very well-mannered boy with striking black hair an...

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WeD - V1C04 - Tooru: Drew the Short Stick

My name is Tooru Sagaram, age 10.

In my previous life, I was Saiga Tooru. Moreover, I was the Black Demon King, ruling over the north of a very different Maydea.

So, how did a Demon King end up here?

It’s all the fault of that ...

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WeD - V1C03 - Lord Elric: Threw His Back Out at the Harbour City

My name is Elric Odille, a Count of the Ruskia Kingdom. We are a major ruling nation in the Southern Continent.

Though my county consists mostly of the countryside, I am in charge of the Delia Fields. Where the lands are wide, [1] rich and f...

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WeD - V1C02 - Makia: A Game of Make Believe

I used to often say that I want to return to childhood once again but maintain the mind of an adult. I guess that’s why the saying ‘be careful what you wish for’ exists.

To be honest, it’s not great to be a kid with a mind of a grown...

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WeD - V1C01 - Makia: Born into a Count's Family

What an impossible existence...

Not... that I am in the position to say such a thing… somehow I was killed by that guy again.

I was kind of hurt by it too. I mean, aren’t we just high-schoolers? Absolutely harmless high-schoolers t...

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Tondemo Skill - 377 - Sage's Autobiography (1)

Warning:

Gumi is going to take A LOT OF LIBERTIES with this chapter.

Especially for the reactions. All changes will be marked as [8].

Let us proceed.

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Tondemo Skill - 376 - Circle Run

““Hey, those dumb apes stopped following us. Guess we’re out of their territory, huh?””

Umu, I expect so,”

““Ehh~? It’s all over~??””

“Hahh… we finally made it out,” [3] I finally loosened ...

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Tondemo Skill - 375 - Mysterious Tablet - Bonus

I’m sorry to say that this chapter is structurally dubious with Mukouda reverting to his spineless self of chapter 10. Dude, like, you’ve already experienced all these things.

Sigh.

Gumi wi...

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Tondemo Skill - 374 - Treasure!

After our meal, it was time to challenge the cave.

Fer took the lead, taking us into the cave that was basically a hole on the side of the cliff. [1] The further we went in, the darker it got.

“Wait a minute,”

“What is it?...

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Tondemo Skill - 373 - Scary Mountain Climb (Bonus)

After breakfast, we went made our way to the mountain top.

[8] At first, it was just a gradual upwards slope. Which was not too bad, quite pleasant actually especially with my increased stamina and strength due to the level-ups.

[8] Ev...

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Tondemo Skill - 372 - Tomato Hotpot

“Right, time for food,”

“”Hungry!”

“”Sui’s tummy is emptyy~~”

“Yes, yes, I understand. Ugh, it’s really chilly here,”

Right now, we’re at the foot of the mountain. For some reason, it gets really c...

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Tondemo Skill - 371 - The Bandit King's Treasure

Big Delete Festival


Beyond the forest that was the territory of the Black Baboons was a steep mountain.

Mu?” [3] Fer muttered as he stared at the top of the mountain.

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Tondemo Skill - 370 - A Deep Red Tornado

Warning: Gore (not explicit but… erm)

I am now in front of the mountain that Demiurgos-sama had ‘hinted’ for us to go. According to Fer, the mountain was called ‘Berith Mountain’.

A deep forest spread out fro...

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Tondemo Skill - 369 - Oracle from Demiurgos-sama (Bonus)

First camp after leaving the City of Rosendal.

Since we had our dinner early, I decided to tackle the customary weekly saké offering for Demiurgos-sama.

As usual, the offering was a few large bottles of sake and premium canned snacks....

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Tondemo Skill - 368.1 - Idle Talk: Orphanage Kids, Half a Year Later

“Welcome home!!!”

Maynard and Enzo had just returned after closing their food stall. They were warmly welcomed by their fellow orphans, especially the little kids.

“Ooh, I’m back,”

“I’m home~”

The children f...

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