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Vending Machine - 165 - The Desert Pillar

Gumihou: I added the most details in this chapter. Just some stuff that makes a scene more exciting and immediate.

“Hey, stand back a bit, ‘kay? I need to check the door for any traps.”

Hyurumi took out something...

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Tondemo Skill - 597 - Cold Sweat

Eguchi Ren: Thank you for your continued support for Tondemo Skill!

Gumihou: Redid the dialogues a bit. Honestly, 6 High Elves are a bit tricky to keep track of

“This is great! It’s been a while si...

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Tondemo Skill - 596 - The Feeling of Herding Elementary Students on a Field Trip

Gumihou: Kind of repetitive, will do my best to mitigate it

The next morning---

Yesterday, after a very late lunch of Green Dragon Steaks, which was very delicious and well-received thanks to my skills, the ingredients...

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Tondemo Skill - 595 - Green Dragon Steak

On my table was a large chunk of meat.

It was glossy red with a nice amount of fat on it.

It was similar to Earth Dragon and Red Dragon meat, but with slightly more white flecks. So, a little fattier than the other. [1] I have no idea ...

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Tondemo Skill - 594 - Dismantling the Green Dragon

Eguchi Ren: The update was delayed because I rewrite some parts of it (sweats). Please forgive me as this happens sometimes.

Gumihou: Oh, I get you, Eguchi-san

“We’re back,” I said as my party re...

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Tondemo Skill - 593 - Sauced Ground Meat & Vegetables on Rice [1]

“”Aruji~~ Sui is hungry~~””

“”Ou, now that Sui mentions it, I’m hungry too~!””

We had just put the Green Dragon into my [Item Box] when Sui suddenly bounced around my feet, pleading to be fed. [2] Normally, Fer would ...

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Tondemo Skill - 592 - Not Good to Overdo

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for being late (sweats)

We chased the Green Dragon further and further into the forest. Finally, we stopped in front of a dense mountain covered with vines.

“This should be the Green Dragon’s lair...

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Vending Machine - 150 - Miss Dungeon (Part 1)

"How about holding a Miss Dungeon Contest?”

Before I realised it, I was brought to the newly built inn run by Munami and family, which was finally completed during my two-month leave from Clearflow Lake Floor. Therefore, I was quite taken ...

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Tondemo Skill - 591 - Eh, It Ran Away...

It had been an hour since we left the High Elf village.

The party followed after Grandpa Gon, who claimed to know where the Green Dragon was. Finally, after running towards who knows where, Grandpa Gon gave the instruction to ‘Stop’ via ...

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Tondemo Skill - 590 - That's Cooking Wine...

Gumihou: Hmm, switched most of the introspective form to dialogue for more immediacy and drama

At Jorgen, Verde and Radomir’s very serious ‘Do you have any alcohol’, my mind blanked out a little.

“Huh?"

...

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Tondemo Skill - 589 - Can't Cook

Eguchi Ren: Apologise for making everyone worry. I received my third vaccine shot and became ill. I was fine for the first and second shots, but this time every joint in my body felt painful and I was tired all the time.

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Vending Machine - 149 - Business Rival

Beyond the gates were the remains of a burnt-out village.

Not a single house remained standing, all had been reduced to charred ash. Ramis gently touched the skeletal framework of a former house, only to see it crumble to the ground with bar...

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Tondemo Skill - 588 - Please! Please! Please! [5]

“Delish! This ‘Karaage’ thing is really delicious!”

“Right, right, I can understand why Jorgen wants Adela to try it.”

“Right~? I have to say, this is just too delicious!"

“Hold on, aren’t you taking stuffing to...

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Tondemo Skill - 587

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for being late (sweats)

Gumihou: No problem, we are ecstatic to have you with us~~

After the High Elves left the village, I continued my preparations for the pork Katsu while making t...

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Vending Machine - 148 - Full Throttle

Hirukuma: With the number of characters increasing, I think a gentle development is better when it comes to showcasing their characteristics.


Now that we had captured the enemy general and secured her for transpor...

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Vending Machine - 147 -Enemy Assassin

A figure slowly descended from above us, the charred and blacken Elderwood a looming backdrop against it.

Given the rate it was descending, they must be using magic or have the ability to float or fly in some way, because there was no way an...

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Tondemo Skill - 586 - High Elf Village

Gumihou: Mitigated a lot of things, including but not limited to: strengthening Mukouda’s spine, reducing GG and Fer’s inclination to give a flying f*ck about normal human interaction etc etc

[1] “Why are we going to a...

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Tondemo Skill - 585 - Skill

Gumihou: Hmmm, Gumi took liberties with many things~ it’s a bit difficult to grab the High Elf’s attitude at first, but, well, there’s an accepted lore about their attitude, so…

“Oi, human. How did you get here?”...

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Vending Machine - 146 -Cause of Fire

Hyurumi's seemingly reckless plan was going better than expected.

The strong wind continued to fan the flames and the fire that Hyurumi set was spreading away from us, leaving behind a charred and blackened trail of burnt trees.

Thinki...

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Tondemo Skill - 584 - High Elf in the Wild

Eguchi Ren: I’m late, sorry… (sweats)

“Haahh…”

“Oi, why are you sighing like that?” asked Fer.

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Tondemo Skill - 583 - What the Heck?

Gumihou: What an apt subtitle, because what the heck? How did I miss posting this chapter all this while??!!

“Oi…”

Fer was staring at me as though he wanted to say something.

“Master…”

Grandpa G...

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Vending Machine - 145 - Great Fire

There was no time for a leisurely soak. The women all rushed out of the bath to hastily dry off and put on their clothes. Ramis and the rest of the ladies did not have time for their bath, but that’s not the point right now.

The red flame ...

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Tondemo Skill - 582 - Grilled Dragon Turtle

Eguchi Ren: Sorry for the late upload (sweats)

Gumihou: Sorry everyone, I may only post two chapters per week from now on, at least until the busy season is over. I have several other things that need to be done befo...

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Vending Machine - 144 - Open Air Bath

From that first day onwards, we have been aiming for the Elderwood without ever returning to the village. Meals were provided by Kikoyu and myself, and everyone seemed satisfied with our contribution. Though, I should say that Kikoyu mainly has Mi...

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Tondemo Skill - 581 - Not Going!

Eguchi Ren: This chapter was a little last minute (Sweats)

Gumihou: It felt a little rushed too, there’s a bit of a loophole here or maybe Mukouda was just too stressed out to think. Anyway, Gumi is going to make u...

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Tondemo Skill - 580 - Pushy Little Auntie

Gumihou: Deleted some repetitive bits and added details where needed.

After lunch, I set out of the house to see Bruno-san.

Fer and the others came with me out of boredom, I think?

I guess there’s only so much ...

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Tondemo Skill - 579 - Drunken Dragon

Right, I guess it’s time to go.

I was determined to have a leisurely day today. That’s right, let’s have a leisurely morning first before heading towards the employees’ quarters later that afternoon.

The slaves- I mean, my empl...

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Vending Machine - 143 Auto Restaurant

Vending Machines mentioned in this chapter: https://www.nippon.com/en/japan-topics/g01112/

The logging and monster subjugation business w...

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Vending Machine - 142 - Strength in This World

How has everyone been doing?

As for us, with a powerful team at hand, we have been fighting and causing endless destruction within the forest.

Monsters which were now free of the ring, no longer attacked the village in endless waves. H...

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Vending Machine - 141 - Hevoy's Interrogation Technique

“By the way, where is that person now?”

“Don’t worry, Mister Bear. Kuroyata is watching from above.”

Following Kikoyu’s gaze, we saw a black bird flapping its black wings gracefully in the sky.

Kuroyata, who I already...

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