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WeD - V1C34 - Makia Recalls a Question from Yuri

Day 20: Tooru

It’s been resolved.

Just some random bullying.


Makia here.

I don’t know what’s going on or what had been resolved, but it looks like he has cracked the ‘Crayfish Case’ despite having suspe...

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Tondemo Skill - 420 - It’s Not Chicken & Egg, But It’s Still Delicious. Also, Mukouda Levels Up

“Wow, they worked really well.”

While thinking about what to make for dinner, I observed how the Vampire Mosquitoes just fall out of the sky as they approached us. Their fallen bodies disappeared and were replaced by more Drop items once...

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Tondemo Skill - 419 - Monsters That like Human Blood

When we stepped off the stairs for the 39th floor, we found ourselves in a forest filled with lush green trees.

“I-it’s a forest,” I said redundantly.

Umu, looks like a field-type dungeon.”

“”Like the one ...

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Tondemo Skill - 418 - Meat Lover Trio are Ecstatic

Gumihou: …well, that escalated. Here’s the aftermath, nice and realistic-ish.


We rested all night.

At dawn, or what passes as dawn here, we made our way back to the heavy door leading towards the Boss Ro...

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WeD - V1C33 - Tooru Receives a Dead Crayfish


Day 15: Makia

Hey, isn’t this enough?

Come back, I’m not angry anymore.



This is Tooru.

Makia had suddenly changed her attitude, I wonder if she is starting to feel a little lonely.

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WeD - V1C32 - Tooru: The Sea, The Acorn & The Dusk

The orange glow of the sunset is reflected from the waves of the sea.

The dusk is short, and as I listen to the seabirds calling to each other, I stood there like a wrung out rag, a little depressed and uncharacteristically melancholic.

<...

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Tondemo Skill - 417 - Fate of Gungho Party & Sukiyaki Eating Laidback Team

Gumihou: …it’s alright, Gumi’s here.

““Hey, Fer. Shouldn’t we go to the lower floors soon?””

Muu, I suppose so. We have a decent amount of meat now, but…”

““You say that, but w...

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Tondemo Skill - 416 - Fer's Nasty Plan

Gumihou: …it’s alright, Gumi’s here.

Fer, Dora-chan and Sui were very devoted to their Gigantic Minotaur Hunt.

Every single Minotaur we came across was immediately hunted down and their meat Drops gathered with g...

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Tondemo Skill - 415 - The Gungho Party & Laidback Mukouda

Gumihou: … deleted entire scenes!!! Three different scenes! Some multiple times!!!

“Oi, more meat just arrived.”

“”Nice!!””

“”Meaty~♪””

“Wait- don’t call them meat!”

To F...

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WeD - V1C31 - Makia Meets Maydea's Venomous Snake

A well-dressed young man is standing right behind me.

Somehow, he manages to get behind me without making a sound. The guy looks kind of shady with his silver chained monocle and a thin pipe extending from his lips.

Strong smelling smo...

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WeD - V1C30 - Makia Spies on the Church

The city centre church in Karted is a pretty tranquil place, contrary to the busy and bustling [1] merchant town.

There is a beautiful stained glass window overlooking the church centre from the building.

It depicts the nine gods in a ...

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Tondemo Skill - 414 - Discovery of Meat!


Gumihou: Okay, more battle scenes, yay…

When our group descended to the 36th Floor, we heard a cry from the distance.

“Woof, woof, woof!”

It was getting closer.

“Woof, woof, WOOF!”

<...

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Tondemo Skill - 413 -Getting (Forced) into Battle After All This Time

Gumihou: Well, two scene delete and… a battle scene.

“Thank you for your care!”

“No, no, thank you for the information, haha.”

“We are literally saved by your party. Thank you so very much. We shall b...

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Tondemo Skill - 412 - Pentagram

The Adventurers and I were both stunned to see each other.

I, I’m sorry?

This was a dangerous dungeon where Adventurers often risk their lives and limbs to make a living while I… I was cooking food on a magic stove…

I felt ...

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WeD - V1C29 - Makia Sneaking Out Under Waving Wheatfields

Day 12: Tooru

Wahaha, I won’t tell you, lol.

Little children should just eat lemon cake.


“Uwaaahhh!! How dare youuu!!! I won’t forget this Tooru, you bastard!””

I am this close to tearing up the note le...

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WeD - V1C28 - Tooru Becomes a Gourmet Reporter


Day 7: Makia

You can stop coming.

Let me put it simply, I want someone more handsome and obedient.


“....”

I return to the Odille mansion exhausted and find this note on Makia’s door.

It has...

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Tondemo Skill - 411 - Pirozhki Bread Pie [9]

Gumihou: Ugh, this already difficult chapter took 2 days to edit, but then it was not saved? I had to redo it!!

Another unique western inspired Japanese recipe. Even then, it’s pretty rare. This one is more like an...

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Tondemo Skill - 410 - Power Up Up Up

Gumihou: =_=;;

After our mission from God was completed, we returned to the Teleportation room.

“Right, into the Magic Circle everyone.”

[5a] I made sure everyone was at the centre of the Magic Circle before ...

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Tondemo Skill - 409 - Bonus Stage

Gumihou: … added details. Added lots of details. Original word count was 1278. For some reason, even with the increased details, the number of words actually went down to a total of 980 words.

Will post it as a reg...

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WeD - V1C27 - Tooru does Some Fieldwork

A long month stretches out before me.

After the actual setting up of the Karted school, they requested Delia Fields to support their canteen-related operations.

Karted has been around for a long time and is now a lively port city that ...

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WeD - V1C26 - Makia Play Around with Acorns

Hey, it’s been a long time, Makia here!

I had a scuffle with Tooru just now.

After he left the room, I stood behind the door, waiting for him to leave. When I judged that he was far enough, I finally let go.

“Fufufu, ufufufu...

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Tondemo Skill - 408 - Critical Situation

Gumihou: … an investigation, a quarrel, a negotiation & a battle. Pushing the boundaries of your writing skills, Eguchi-san? Nice.

*Cracks knuckles*

After we left the safe area, Fer said, “Ther...

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Tondemo Skill - 407 - Sorry

Gumihou: … an action AND dialogue packed chapter? *Sighs & cracks knuckles*

Fer suddenly stopped running.

“What is it?” I asked, immediately started looking around.

“Something’s not right…”

<...

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Tondemo Skill - 406 - Sui's Excellent Performance?

We teleported to a dimly lit stone room.

The mossy stone walls emitted some kind of neutral light that was neither too bright nor dark, peculiar to dungeons. It certainly gave off the RPG dungeon atmosphere.

This dungeon kind of remind...

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WeD - V1C25 - Tooru Suffers a Direct Hit

Tooru Suffers a Direct Hit

Tooru here.

Recently, I have decided to visit Karted with Master.

After Makia’s big tantrum, we ended up deciding to travel back and forth between Delia Fields. Even so, Makia was still fiercely oppos...

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WeD - V1C24 - Madam Odelle Finds Notes with Odd Symbols on it

I am Elena Odelle.

Today, I’m going to talk about something strange and interesting that is happening within our mansion.

It all started about a month ago.

The neighbouring town, Karted, wanted to build a large school in their ...

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Tondemo Skill - 405 - Worrying over the Lower Levels

Gumihou: Mu… a distinctive lack of ‘show don’t tell’ re the meeting with the Guild Master. Gumi had to craft the dialogue according to his perceived personality. A smiley, pot-bellied, mer...

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Tondemo Skill - 404 - Before Dungeon

“Uhm, everyone, are you here?”

As soon as I called for them, footsteps thundered over.

“Of course, we’re here~! Cake! Dorayaki! Desserts of all kinds~! Come to me~!”

“Hm? Aren’t you a little early?”

“He’...

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Tondemo Skill - 403 - Stir-Fried Dungeon Pork Liver

So, an energy replenishing dish.

When it comes to energy replenishing dish, the general idea would be a ‘Stamina Dish’ or an energy replenishing dish.

In short, a bold and classic Pork Liver Stir-Fry.

I have some pork liver f...

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