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Stuart Millard

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The Accursed 90s: Televised Lad Contests

 When people talk about toxic masculinity, it's hard to imagine a more virulent breeding ground than the mid-late 90s; a time when men were led to e...

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Mulholland Drive, the Lost Scene

 David Lynch considered the original Winkie's Diner scene too frightening to be broadcast. 

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Bonus Post: On Brand

 There's a tweet that rolls around Twitter about once a month for people to quote-tweet replies to. It goes “what's the most on-brand story fr...

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Patreon: Year One

 Since today is the one year anniversary of this endeavour, I thought I'd do a short State of the Union and see where we're at. Taking the plunge to start a Patreon was a big leap for me. I brushed off the idea for a couple of years, with thi...

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A Very Important Message

Today's the 1st anniversary of this venture, so I knocked up a little video of our wonderful memories together.

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Great Moments in Pop Culture – James Cameron Digs Up Christ

 Remember that time James Cameron, Oscar-winning film director, held a press conference to announce he'd found Jesus's bones? No? Yeah, nobody does....

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Ewoks

 After tackling one half of the Ewoks and Droids Adventure Hour, with 2019-02-16 00:33:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Curry & Chips

 Furthering my quest to actually sit through the oft-named Worst Ever sitcoms that most people have only seen in the same 30-second clip on C5 talki...

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Droids

 There's this notion that Star Wars was born in 1977 and has been incredibly popular with everyone ever since, but it's not true. Kids like...

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Mr. Horatio Knibbles - Britain's Forgotten Monster

 As a British man raised in the eighties, my childhood consisted of a seemingly endless parade of hauntological horrors which imprinted on my subcon...

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Plaza Patrol

 In my previous l...

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Teaser


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Trump's Forgotten Gameshow

 What's left to say about Donald Trump? For a moment, let's put aside everything but the propensity to vampirically attach his name to any old shit;...

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When Hulk and Chuck Tried To Save My Soul

 About twelve or thirteen years ago, you couldn't avoid Chuck Norris. Not that he was getting much work, but as a meme, Chuck Norris Facts were inescapable...

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House Party Hell #5 - Black Christmas


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Merry Christmas, Arthur

Eastenders was better back when it was recorded in front of a studio audience. 

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Bottle Boys

 The very concept of a milkman is one of those indicators of being old as shit, as nobody under the age of twenty has any idea what you're talking about. B...

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Britain's Strongest Man 1979

 Some images are so overloaded with festive sense-memory that a mere whiff, no matter the time of year, sends you tumbling through a blur of green and red,...

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A Kempmas Carol

 A Christmas Carol must hold the record for the single most adapted piece of literature, with countless feature films, and TV episodes, borrowing ...

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Very Special Episodes – Fonzie Goes Blind

 Trope-wise, Happy Days has been very generous, giving us the phrases Jump the Shark, and Chuck Cunningham Syndrome, named for t...

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The Michael Jackson Séance

 Without equal, Michael Jackson remains the oddest figure in all of pop culture. Inciting the screaming and fainting we see in every generation of fandom, ...

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The Lost Carry On

 I first heard about the so-called 'lost Carry On' at one of those fan conventions where you pay £20 to get a photo with the evil dojo guy from Karate...

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House Party Hell #4 - The Harbinger


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Real Eyes Realise Beale Cries

I was in two minds whether or not to post something so dumb, but it is precious content I have made, so [shrug]

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That Time The Waltons Had a Poltergeist

 The Waltons, you ask? Wasn't that boring as shit? Let me stop you there. Yes, it was, which makes the sudden appearance of crazy occult doings al...

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House Party Hell #3 - The Helpful Boy


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Monster Mashed

Absolutely disgusting. Monster Mash singer Bobby Pickett disgracing himself on Live TV. 

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Ghost Hunting with the Happy Mondays

 It's a welcome return to this series for Shaun Ryder, who's joined by Happy Mondays bandmates, Bez, and... two of the other ones? In this case, drummer Ga...

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House Party Hell #2 - The Dragging


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House Party Hell #1

As a companion to the Noel's House Party piece, I realised each episode, when broken down to its component parts of Yewtree cameos, Noel pretending it was all going wrong, and moments of Partridge gold, was so hauntologically fertile, I had to preser...

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