Noel's House Party - First & Last
Of all the ways to even attempt an accurate description of the complex character of Noel Edmonds, none have so perfectly and succinctly pinned him down as...
2018-09-24 08:26:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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Flashbacks
Been watching Sharp Objects. Is it just me, or do the constant flashbacks seem a bit... unrelated?
2018-09-22 12:13:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Uncool Runnings
There's a particular cliché in film and television that rings truer than the rest, that is, the social hierarchy of the highschool male. Almost always, u...
2018-09-16 14:46:52 +0000 UTC View PostDanny Dyer Has a Butchers at Aliens
It's a miracle I've gone this long without tackling the works of Danny Dyer, who's one of those celebrities that embraces their stereotype so hard, they'v...
2018-09-07 08:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe Warrior Show Bonus
Finally got around to editing some highlights from the Ultimate Warrior's reality show featured in this post from a few months back, if you want ...
2018-09-05 11:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostNew Novel Announcement
In the summer of 1962, a flurry of monster sightings at the famous Loch inspire a group of volunteers to band together and keep watch on its waters. 2018-09-04 09:38:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The Other Time Roseanne Got Cancelled
Whoopi and Ted. Bruce and Demi. Gareth and Norman. But amid the early 90's landscape of wonderful celebrity couplings, there were none quite like Roseanne...
2018-08-28 10:44:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Baywatch does Body Image Issues
I couldn't stay away. I think we all knew, on...
2018-08-18 23:07:51 +0000 UTC View PostNew Kids in The Sewer - When Ninja Turtles Go Pop
As a nine-year-old boy, I was right in the sweet spot when TMNT hit, or rather, TMHT, with the H for Hero, as the very...
2018-08-10 15:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhere the $5 Tier Goes Now
Now that Jangle's concluded, I thought I'd quickly address what happens with the $5 tier going forward.
There are a ...
Have I Been Here Before?
Reincarnation is a nice idea, and out of all the afterlife possibilities, it's the one I most hope is real. What better than a chance to respawn and try a...
2018-08-01 07:02:53 +0000 UTC View PostJim Davidson Goes Up The Elephant
Baby Boomers get a lot of flak for knocking today's privilege-guzzling, smartphone-owning youngsters, while having spent their own twenties doing mo...
2018-07-22 10:19:49 +0000 UTC View PostBibleman and The Six Lies of the Fibbler
Of all the things I've covered on here, Bibleman may be the first actual propaganda. Though it claims to be an exciting live-action superhero story, that'...
2018-07-13 16:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post"Can you see in the sewers?"
Preview of something I'm working on. I'd simply DIE if I couldn't share this clip immediately.
2018-07-06 15:28:36 +0000 UTC View PostShaun Ryder on UFOs
On the surface, Shaun Ryder on UFOs seems like one of those celebrity Madlibs shows Alan Partridge might pitch into his dictaphone. ...
2018-07-05 09:16:20 +0000 UTC View PostPast Laugh Regression: Part Five – The Grumbleweeds
With the least name value of all the 'artists' featured on Past Laugh Regression so far, I expect this piece to get less hits than a video entitl...
2018-06-27 07:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Past Laugh Regression: Part Four – Russ Abbot
The very title Russ Abbot's Madhouse conjurors images of cruel Victorian asylums; scream-filled corridors, where wailing patients rhythmically sm...
2018-06-09 08:45:12 +0000 UTC View PostOrphan Clips #1: Dave Courtney Gets the Hump
My constant trawl through terrible TV and weird, forgotten documentaries will occasionally throw up clips unworthy of a deep dive, but still worth sharing. For those not keeping an eye on Twitter 24/7, I'm going to stick them up here as extra bonus c...
2018-06-05 18:28:55 +0000 UTC View PostGreat Moments in Pop Culture - Jimmy Stewart Smuggles a Yeti's Finger
As much as this is a story about Jimmy Stewart, more than that, it's the tale of oil magnate, adventurer, and heist-architect, Tom Slick. An oil man...
2018-06-01 07:59:43 +0000 UTC View PostOne World Over – The Day that Davro Died
In this series of fictional pieces, we'll look at the moments that almost happened, but didn't. At least, not here. 2018-05-24 07:36:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Turd of Paradise - Hulk Hogan Does Indiana Jones on the Beach
Imagine Knight Rider, but instead of David Hasselhoff, it's Hulk Hogan, and instead of a car, it's a boat. Cars drive on roads; boring concrete r...
2018-05-16 08:32:50 +0000 UTC View PostPast Laugh Regression: Part Three – Bobby Davro
It was inevitable in writing this series that I'd end up covering Davro, king of the eighties; our Eddie Murphy. While many of the comedy faces from that ...
2018-05-07 09:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostCarry On Retching
I've always unashamedly loved the Carry On films. Not in an ironic way that takes a jokey jab at my wokeness, but with the same purity I adore Chris Morri...
2018-04-28 14:53:30 +0000 UTC View PostBaywatch does Hulkamania
The immediate realisation on revisiting Baywatch for the first time in 25 years, is that they might as well just be naked. I'm no prude, but with...
2018-04-20 09:08:11 +0000 UTC View PostPast Laugh Regression: Part Two – Cannon and Ball
There's been a lot of discussion in the last couple of years about shifting notions of masculinity, with angry comments in The Sun from ...
2018-04-12 07:58:40 +0000 UTC View PostGreat Moments in Pop Culture – I'm Not a Real Witch
Sometime in the late 80s, my mum found me loitering in the kitchen. The last she'd seen of me, I'd been happily sat in the living room, watching The W...
2018-04-05 17:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostPast Laugh Regression: Part One – Copy Cats
Comedy has always been very important to me, and as is probably evident through the showy-off nature of my work, I'm a frustrated performer at heart. Mayb...
2018-03-28 11:32:42 +0000 UTC View Post