Gif: THE MERMAID CURSE

All the men of Travis' family were afflicted with a strange curse: whenever they got wet, they turned into mermaids! Travis had managed to live a mos...
2025-11-12 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post

All the men of Travis' family were afflicted with a strange curse: whenever they got wet, they turned into mermaids! Travis had managed to live a mos...
2025-11-12 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m telling you, this tradwife thing is the best idea anyone’s had in years! The problem with girls today is that they’ve forgotten ho...
2025-11-10 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post

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INTERIOR – LIVING ROOM – EVENING
A small apartment. LUCY, a pretty blond, is stirring a mug of fizzing pink liquid. Her b...

My roommate told me to never go in her room, but I just had to snoop around and see what she was hiding...
I was reaching for a high shelf whe...
2025-11-03 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR – COSTUME SHOP – EVENING
A young couple is sitting on a couch in a costume shop, waiting to get served. The B...
2025-10-31 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, no! When I wished I had what it takes to be sexy and popular, I didn't mean THIS!"
NOTE: This is remake of 2025-10-29 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

"Ouchie! What was that?!"
"You idiot! I told you not to touch my magical artifact!"
"Omigod, relax! I only touched your stupid magic thin...
2025-10-27 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site whe...
2025-10-25 19:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. BEDROOM. NIGHT.
A macho HUSBAND sits on a bed stool beside his curvy blonde WIFE.
WIFE:...
2025-10-24 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Jerry had always been a terrible dancer. Just the thought of moving in front of people made him panic. You’ve got to loosen up, his friend...
2025-10-22 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
"I used to joke that it was a shame we didn’t have our girls serving martinis around the office, like in the good old days. I was just being funny,...
2025-10-20 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-10-18 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
EXT. APARTMENT COURTYARD. DAY.
A cocky NERD is standing with a casually-dressed and rather condescending GENIE.
I accidentally posted Wednesday's gif a day early, so this week I'll be shufflin' the schedule around a bit and Friday's gif will post on Thursday instead. The hypothetical weekend gif on my hypothetical external site will post as usual.
2025-10-15 22:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. COLLEGE CLASSROOM. DAY.
DUKE, a cocky football player in a red and blue jersey, is teasing LILA, a blonde studen...
2025-10-14 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
When Albert ducked into the Cupcake Cutie Café during his Tokyo vacation, he was delighted by the tasty snacks... and even more delighted by the wai...
2025-10-13 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe hypothetical password for my hypothetical website somehow got borked up. It's fixed now. Thanks to those who alerted me!
2025-10-12 21:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site whe...
2025-10-12 05:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
LOU: How's the magic coming along?
DREW: Pretty good, actually. I've been working on shape-shifter spells. Wa...
2025-10-10 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
EXTERIOR. HOTEL POOLSIDE. DAY.
Two buddies lounge in deck chairs. A gorgeous, curvy Asian WOMAN wearing a bikini walks ove...
2025-10-08 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"When Sebastien the Fashion Wizard asked me to join him onstage for a 'magical makeover,' I had no idea just how magical it would be..."
2025-10-06 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site whe...
2025-10-04 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The market was out of his regular vitamin water, so he grabbed a bottle of something called Bikini Bounce. The label showed a picture of a sexy girl ...
2025-10-03 16:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
[EXT. CITY STREET – NIGHT]
Police sirens wail, red-and-blue lights reflecting across the wet asphalt. A line of squa...

INTERIOR. LIVING ROOM. DAY.
As we FADE IN we hear corny old sitcom music. The living room is decorated for a baby shower. ...
2025-09-29 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site whe...
2025-09-28 20:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I discovered the magic word by accident. If I said it I'd transform into a gorgeous blonde woman, and if I said it backwards I'd change back into mys...
2025-09-26 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
EXTERIOR. FIELD. DAY.
Two gruff male soldiers are standing outside of a tent.
SOLDIER 1: You h...
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