Russell talks me through getting mercilessly dragged on Twitter for my Curb Your Enthusiasm tweet and then shares how our sketch team's Christmas show was canceled because one of the cast members was diagnosed with covid right in front of his ...
2022-01-01 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear Debbie Downsiders,
Lots of hopefully cool updates. First of all, this episode is our best of episode so it includes a mix of our funniest/saddest interview moments from 2021, some clips from patron-only episodes, and a sneak peak from a...
2021-12-31 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Fresh off his highly lauded Off-Broadway one man show getting delayed by Omicron, Alex Edelman joins us to discuss graduating from NYU as a virgin, Reselling Bowen Yang’s textbooks, Israel’s gun control policy, lying about having a twin on Con...
2021-12-24 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
DeAnne Smith shared the downsides of going to clown school right after a breakup, marrying a mime/engineer to get into Canada, teaching English in a Mexican war zone, and touring Australia after your mom dies. We also ask is it wrong to eat carrot...
2021-12-17 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostI made the mistake of telling my Uber driver I'm a stand-up comedian and he had some THOUGHTS about Tracy Morgan. Russell stayed at his mother-in-laws ranch and has some FACTS about cows he really wanted to share. We also talk about politically co...
2021-12-15 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Jonothon Lyons AKA Buddy the Rat joins us to discuss the downsides of humorous urologists, interactive vs immersive shows, missing the end of Sleep No More, college science classes inspiring you to leave religion for drugs, joining Blue Man Group ...
2021-12-10 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Stand-up comic Caitlin Peluffo joins us to discuss cursing Peloton teachers, squeaky clean boyfriends, opening for Brian Regan, slapping a dead pig for art, liking everything about soccer except for the running aspect, how the DC Sniper ended my 5...
2021-12-03 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI booked a thing so this episode is late. I share as much details as I can without getting in trouble with Q and then Russell and I pay tribute to the late Stephen Sondheim in a manner most unfitting (talking mostly about Tick, Tick...BOOM!) We th...
2021-12-02 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Debbie Downsiders!
I booked a cool tv thingie I can’t talk about but I kinda do on the next Patreon episode…BUT it was very last minute so I need at least a day to upload it all. Expect the episode on the 2nd and my apolo...
2021-12-01 03:04:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Grace Freud joins us to discuss the optimistic underbelly of Rick and Morty, converting to Judaism, having uncle-supervised visits with your alcoholic father who still somehow had three girlfriends, a Chaz Bono joke she wrote for ClickHole that di...
2021-11-26 10:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The NYPD almost made Gianmarco miss a spot at at the Comedy Cellar and after complaining about that for a bit, Mohanad Elshieky shares what the police (or lack thereof) are like in Libya, the frustration of having your cartoons interrupted by Gadd...
2021-11-19 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostRussell and I discuss my Hawaii trip, including my attempts to get my kosher girlfriend to eat bacon, as well as the jazz club that took way too large a cut of my cum towel merch, how much religion should be allowed at weddings, the absurd names o...
2021-11-15 15:26:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Comedian Mike Recine ruthlessly rips into the c*m towel merch I sell after shows and tells me I’ll only earn his artistic respect after I burn them all in a fire (dm me if you want to buy one). We also talk about the homemade tomato sauce he use...
2021-11-12 11:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Kate Willett joins us to talk about the downsides of unicorn hunters, using dating apps as a bi woman, ticket processing fees, Olive Garden, Christian summer camp, asking “What’s it like to be gay?” in early AOL chatrooms, agnostic prayers, ...
2021-11-05 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostRussell and I discuss how the Six Feet Under finale still makes us weep, a very early stand-up set where I said finding my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was like looking for "a pimple in a truck driver's armpit" and then someone sent it to her...
2021-10-31 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Mark Normand shares the downsides of losing your virginity to a 55-year-old woman when you’re 16 while her husband entertains your friends on the balcony and not realizing that’s fucked up until your therapist points it out in your 30’s. We ...
2021-10-29 10:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Our guest, comedian Dana Donnelly, once tweeted that Sweetgreen was too expensive and got a $100 gift card from them but that may have had more to do with her 170,000 Twitter followers. She joins us to talk about my struggles to buy my girlfriend ...
2021-10-22 09:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Russell watched all of Summer House (for the second time) to prepare for our episode with comedian Hannah Berner. We talk about fake laughter, fake orgasms, a corporate gig where I got booed for making a joke about ExxonMobil, how Dave Chappelle i...
2021-10-15 09:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m back from Michigan, Russell is back from New Orleans, and we have some THOUGHTS on the Bad Art Friend, Chappelle’s new special, and o...
2021-10-15 09:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Doug Benson shares the secrets of the Houdini Hole and why it’s vastly superior to the Houdini Museum. We also discuss the scammer that’s targeting stand-up comedians, growing up in San Diego and taking school field trips to Mork & Mindy t...
2021-10-08 10:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIT'S A DOUBLE DAY! For those new to the Patreon, you get exclusive episodes the 1st and 15th of every month and every once and a while (too often if you ask me) they fall on the same day as an early-release regular episode. Today is that day. It s...
2021-10-01 10:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Ian Fidance joins us to talk about changing antidepressants during a global pandemic, the hidden romance of finishing on your partner, how to get hit by a car while riding a bike, trying to trick your therapist into thinking you’re on heroin, pu...
2021-10-01 10:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Recorded three minutes after Gianmarco found out his dad was getting open heart surgery, Josh Gondelman joins us to share the downsides of balding at 19, teaching preschool, starting comedy in Boston, speaking and/or singing at your grandparents...
2021-09-24 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
New York Times Comedy Critic Jason Zinoman shares the downsides of being called a bitch by Dave Chappelle on Broadway, giving someone a bad review then finding out they live in your apartment, only having three columns a month to cover comedy in t...
2021-09-17 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey Debbie Downsiders and Negative Nolans,
Russell and I were slated to record our Patreon episode today after our interview with Josh Gondelmon but moments before taping I found out my dad has to get emergency heart surgery tomor...
2021-09-15 01:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Comedian Ashton Womack discusses the downsides of growing up in Houston, church therapy, having a dad who’s also a stand-up comedian (his dad), having a dad who cheated (our dads), having a dad who keeps telling you to write a one-man show calle...
2021-09-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Jeff Wright (Late Night with Seth Meyers) shares the downsides of growing up in Florida, fighting off wild alligators with the power of prayer, Disney World turkey legs, getting guilted into buying candy from your TikTok fans, being the C.E.O of H...
2021-09-03 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Russell and I break down our appearance on Eye Candy, the Josh Groban hosted gameshow where "teams of celebrities and civilians will attempt to identify outrageous edible creations designed to look like everyday ordinary objects." Is it the reason...
2021-09-01 10:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Monroe Martin shares the downside of being put in fifteen different foster homes, getting choked by your mom’s new husband until your sister puts a knife to his throat, having a testicle that looks like a bag of gummy worms and the surgery to ge...
2021-08-27 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y'all! (I just got back from Texas)
I've decided to pass along the Patreon episode FOUR days early this time round. Figure it makes it a little more special to get it before the weekend. If you hate it let me know but otherwise I'll make...
2021-08-20 11:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post