A/N: Hello! Thundamoo here. Sorry this chapter is a day late, but in my defense this chapter ended up over ten thousand words long, which is a new record for Bioshifter and the second-longest chap...
2022-11-09 08:34:29 +0000 UTC View Post"Begrudging admittance: you are surprisingly capable of following extremely basic instructions."
"Instructions clear," Kagiso grunts, shrugging slightly. "Easy to understand."
"Nonetheless, do not attempt repairs you cannot obey exactl...
2022-11-02 08:29:16 +0000 UTC View PostOh geez, I'm getting a lot of messages asking me to change to Subscription Billing, and looking into it I have to say that it makes a lot more sense.
What does this mean, you ask? It's pretty simple, actually! Basically, you don't get char...
I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled yesterday and for obvious reasons that really sucked, but to make things even more exciting I'm feeling sick as hell today, so I guess I caught something. Weeee.
Anyway I feel like garbag...
2022-10-28 01:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostSo it turns out that while rapidly accelerating to terminal velocity is absolutely terrifying, simply traveling at terminal velocity is not. The instinctive terror of falling only activates in response to acceleration, not speed....
2022-10-26 01:46:27 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Sorry for the excessive delay, everyone. This chapter fought the hell out of me and I'm still quite disappointed in it, but perfect is the enemy of good and all that. We're back now. Enjoy.
"Well, the...
A/N: Hello! I'm back! Sorry this chapter is so late, I was up until 4am finishing it last night and passed out before I could edit it. I've been thinking, lately: I really hate using bold text for written words in Bioshifter, because I thi...
2022-10-18 23:52:52 +0000 UTC View PostSorry guys, I bit off more than I can chew. Due to the unexpected workload of releasing Bioshifter on Royal Road (it takes a lot of time and attention to release a book, who knew) plus a recent horrifying personal revelation that mentally knocked ...
2022-10-08 20:22:11 +0000 UTC View PostOkay! Status report, brain: we're inside Autumn's house, she's mutating into a monster like I am, she is in her underwear and I am touching her, she is very soft, and oh gosh oh no oh beans she's unconscious she fell unc...
2022-10-06 10:42:00 +0000 UTC View Post[NougatKin]: This is such a crazy fucking vtuber rig
[Lucarivor29]: It's obviously not a vtuber rig tho???
[LavAbsol]: DD that's such awesome costume work! Did you make it yourself? 2022-10-04 10:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Explain what you mean," Queen Galrotta hisses furiously, "by 'related.'"
"She's my sister," I answer, shrugging, "in the same way that The One Below All is my brother. I didn't just fuse with any old soul, I fused with a sapient portal to t...
2022-10-02 08:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostKagiso hugs me tightly, almost cracking my chitin as the tears stream slowly down my carapace. The paladin and the Chaos mage talk in the background, exchanging little niceties, assurances that they don't intend to fight, hesitant and barely belie...
2022-09-27 12:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: It's me! Hi! Gosh, my chapters keep getting later and later. But I'll have you know I didn't take a break for this one, I actually worked through my scheduled day off to get it out and it STI...
2022-09-26 00:48:30 +0000 UTC View PostIt doesn't take us long to be ready to depart. As Sindri promised, the four of us are out of our room and waiting by the bridge at dawn. Kagiso yawns, stretching like a cat as morning's first rays of light wash over the multi-layered city. We're f...
2022-09-23 00:08:00 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hello everyone! Content warnings for this chapter ahead! Don't read the rest of this bolded message if you don't want any spoilers. I mean it. Just skip to the chapter. Okay is everybody gone except the people who want content warning...
2022-09-20 09:42:47 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Haha! Hey! You thought I missed this week, didn't you? Thankfully not this time. I actually "finished" this chapter last night, but my beta readers encouraged me to add more so I ended up delaying and writing more on my day off. I thi...
2022-09-18 00:09:33 +0000 UTC View PostIt takes a minute for me to register that the smashing noise and clatter of ceramic is because I just punched a hole in the bathroom wall.
I barely even felt it. My chitinous knuckles and feet can feel things, certainly, but the sha...
2022-09-13 09:40:53 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone! Thundamoo here. This was supposed to be yesterday's chapter but of course it took another day, so I probably won't have a chapter tomorrow. Hopefully this one huge one is worth ...
2022-09-09 02:03:14 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone! Thundamoo here. I recently started lamenting that I named soul magic "Anima" in this story instead of "Pneuma," since Pneuma means 'soul' and also 'breath,' and there are obviou...
2022-09-06 07:15:09 +0000 UTC View PostHnng. No VM chapter this week. Sorry. I have progress on it, I have things planned out, but mental health took a dip these past couple days and it isn't coming out. Sorry.
Since this seems to keep happening, I'll make it up to you in t...
2022-09-02 23:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe day's travels are actually pretty fun, all things considered. Sindri's new tamed animal is a tiger-lizard-weasel thing that Kagiso decided to name Bulupunu, which I'm pretty sure means something like 'bald moron.' She named him this after I de...
2022-09-01 07:51:51 +0000 UTC View Post"What?" I yelp, startled. "I thought you and I… who's Alma!?"
Autumn lets out a frustrated growl, clutching her face with both hands.
"Oh, of course!" she snaps. "Of course! That's why she's not fucking writing anything about you! Sh...
2022-08-30 05:42:44 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone! Sorry about this one being reaaaaaaaally late, but... well I already did the big explanation in a prior post, but yeah! Here's this week's Vigor Mortis. Took way too long to make. No change in schedule, expect Bioshifter...
2022-08-28 08:55:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe goddess smiles a faceless grin as she takes my breath. It is a joyful smile, though not at all a kind one.
I recognize the goddess' presence as a simple fact of reality, the same as I know my heart beats in my chest even when I'm not fee...
2022-08-23 02:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post"...So that's the plan, then," Lady Vesuvius concludes. "We replace the compulsion to love Ars with a compulsion to dislike him, set that to cascade, then return later to wipe the slate clean. We'll have to carefully select propagation points and ...
2022-08-20 04:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostWriting Vigor Mortis is really difficult. I've been working on this one chapter since Thursday, both before and after the Bioshifter chapter that came out the other day, and it's still a slog to get through.
I'm still probably going to...
2022-08-18 02:17:30 +0000 UTC View PostBone marrow is one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted.
The smooth, buttery texture, creamy and savory and sweet, will live in my memories forever. Not because I've never had it before; I've crunched on quite a few bones since bein...
2022-08-16 06:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post"It's about time you finally came over again," Brendan grumbles, glowering half-heartedly down at me as I walk through his front door, Fartbuns happily bouncing behind him.
It's Friday afternoon already. Time seems to have flown by. After le...
2022-08-11 04:07:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Quick update. On Saturday I started experiencing some of the worst pain I've ever felt in my life concentrated around my abdomen, so like a sensible person I went to the emergency room and they pretty much just went 'yep, you need an...
2022-08-08 20:01:30 +0000 UTC View Post