Since I'm enduring some foot pain with the plantar fasciitis diagnosis, I'm not dancing again until I have to shoot an audition video on the weekend. Instead, you get to hear one of the possible selections I have for Naked Girls Reading Dallas - F...
2019-05-31 02:21:16 +0000 UTC View PostDays before I shot this, I learned I'll be in Chicago in late August to do Muppet Burlesque at a nude club. Our team has to wear g-strings and pasties, but they're flyi...
2019-05-29 21:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Makeup & hair by LaDonna Stein, photo by Looking Glass Studio.
While I've been published as a pin-up model a handful of times, I've never actually entered a pin-up contest. Until now.
On June 1st, online voting opens with one vote ...
2019-05-28 16:56:51 +0000 UTC View PostI drop a number of swears in this one because I have some opinions about producers and about shitheads who masquerade as producers. I've also got some opinions about this bath bomb.
My brows are really dark in this video. They're dirty blond...
2019-05-21 02:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostI love having long hair. I don't do as many hair tosses as I did in my pole days, but I do some hair play in my burlesque acts. Right now my hair brushes the bottom of my shoulder blades and the top of my nipple.
Dallas is hot in the summer,...
2019-05-18 22:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
From backstage at Viva Dallas Burlesque presents Reunion for Murder. This was my first look for the night.
I love being a hyphenate: dancer-writer-costumer-director-actor-host-singer-genius-taco enthusiast. On this particular night,...
2019-05-13 18:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Shot by Ben Britt at Viva Dallas Burlesque last weekend. It would be on his YouTube feed for the show, but it's been banned in the US. That's probably because I use a sound clip from the film. I'm hoping that a private Vimeo link won't be flagged....
2019-05-08 17:40:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Madison Hurley, makeup & hair by Vivienne Vermuth, jumpsuit by Snapper.
Honestly, I don't really understand that saying, so I guess I was feeling myself (or my insane jumpsuit).
I just sent the last bits of Mr. Exotic Worl...
2019-05-04 20:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostRagamuffin time! Allergies are keeping me away from bath bombs for a little while longer-- at least until I get through a couple of gigs. But, I am technically in the tub.
I look like I've been costuming for days. I have.
Photo by La Photographie, makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth, styling by Mr. Snapper.
I found out about Bachelor Pad Magazine being a thing right after I started really studying the crap out of burlesque in late 2007. I think Java started t...
2019-04-28 17:51:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Mr. Snapper, makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth (except she would've hidden that bobby pin better than I did).
I love hockey. It's athletic and entertaining at the same time. I like shouti...
2019-04-19 01:45:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy Saturday night gig started about 30 minutes later than I anticipated and went past midnight. I was covered in body makeup, which meant I hit the shower before winding down for bed. I fell asleep close to 2am, up at 8:30am so I could deal with m...
2019-04-15 19:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo by Naked Lens from Viva Dallas Burlesque's Mardi Gras show.
This is where I destroyed the ref piñata to acknowledge the pain that New Orleans Saints fans experienced during that non-call for interference earlier this year. (I know a l...
2019-04-05 02:45:22 +0000 UTC View PostSeriously, what the fuck is this bath bomb?
https://vimeo.com/327633431/2e275e9817
2019-04-01 02:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a look inside our Crocodile Rock process. This is the act that was accepted for one big festival but we had to decline because of the murder mystery show. It was turned down from another big festival recently.
As you may know, w...
2019-03-31 14:10:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the first act I ever submitted to BHOF. It usually has higher hair, but I was rolling from one thing to the next and didn't want to mess up my current coif.
This act is 11 years old, but I haven't performed it since I moved to Texas....
2019-03-30 22:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth. Photo by La Photographie. Bed by Blaze. Styling by Mr. Snapper.
I started taking these fancy chocolates that contain melatonin before bed almost two weeks ago. I'd taken one or two at a time several month...
2019-03-28 02:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I bought a bit of this sequined fabric to see if I could use it for underbits for my new number. This is a shot of the underwire bra I'm making. I haven't figured out what I want to do for the drawers yet.
It's very possible that the boa fan...
2019-03-17 17:15:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Photo and big hair by Madison Hurley, makeup by Violet D'vine.
We nailed it with the last murder mystery show. We also worked with the producer to earmark dates for three more shows this year. Each one gets a fresh script, and either Mr. Sna...
2019-03-09 23:04:00 +0000 UTC View PostWell, here's the nonsense. You will probably never see this act on stage again because the context will be lost. Enjoy the nonsense.
https://vimeo.com/321269197/d0670...
2019-03-04 16:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostHere we go! This was the song I did Saturday night. Since you get to see the behind-the-scenes, this is me with no makeup in my green sweats with my blue boa.
2019-02-28 23:19:57 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a fun video with my tiki mugs. This year I'm throwing my hat in the ring to compete for Miss Tiki Oasis. This is just a little peep into my tiki mug collection and the method behind the collection madness.
Photo by Mr. Snapper. Makeup & hair by Vivienne Vermuth.
February has been too damn short! It feels like my birthday was yesterday (it wasn't).
I kicked off the month as Poison Ivy at Viva Dallas Burlesque. So elegant. Photo ...
2019-02-28 00:13:45 +0000 UTC View PostI was trying to use up a bunch of my bath bombs. I had the remains of a bubble bar plus three "baked bread" mini-bombs I made last summer.
I need to decorate this damn tub. (Of course, I may be moving in late August. I'm still not unpacked h...
2019-02-20 00:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Makeup and hair by Vivienne Vermuth, photo by Mr. Snapper.
My mother-in-law sent me a huge bouquet of mylar balloons a week ago for my birthday. They're attached to the door of my laundry nook right now. I had them kicking around on my shoot...
2019-02-15 02:12:28 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the thrills of being a patron is that you sometimes spark ideas. One of you asked for a painting video a few months ago, and Mr. Snapper started growing his beard. I feel like he started this beard at the beginning of December, and we inten...
2019-02-11 03:07:35 +0000 UTC View Post
It's my birthday today. Photo by Through the Looking Glass Photography, makeup and hair by LaDonna Stein.
That's my big blue boa. I could've danced in those shoes ten years ago, but now they're reserved for photo shoots.
Aging is stran...
2019-02-07 17:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Makeup by Violet D'Vine, big hair by Rosa Lee Bloom. Photo by Madison Hurley Photography.
This is the photo I can share publicly. The rest will be behind the Patreon wall as I release them. Everything else is a bit more naked.
My birth...
2019-02-01 15:34:50 +0000 UTC View PostI was in Hot Springs over the weekend, so I decided to do my Tub Tales from Miss Fancy, Madison Hurley Fuentez's Victorian house turned studio.
We took a charter flight to and from Hot Springs and our luggage was limited by the airlines. I h...
2019-01-30 02:55:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We're taking a charter flight from a boutique airline tomorrow for our show in Hot Springs. We have to take this suitcase and one large suitcase because there are two of us and we collectively do three acts.
This is my award-winning act. Pas...
2019-01-24 16:19:15 +0000 UTC View Post