The Joker knew something was wrong. Something was broken in his already cracked mind. Something… funny.
Normally, his thoughts would have been incomprehensible to anyone else. Cloaked in chaos and insane humor that not even Harley could un...
2024-01-15 17:08:55 +0000 UTC View PostHarley stared down at Sean with a predatory glint in her eyes and a smile on her lips.
Her eyes lidded and she purred, “Do it, Gothboy~ Make~ my~ day~”
Upon his offer to KILL her infatuation with Mister J, Harley had jumpe...
2024-01-12 03:54:15 +0000 UTC View PostAN: FYI, this story is set in a DC AU. Arkham Tower is a symptom of that AU. Try not to overthink it too much. I just think it’s a neat concept for Arkham. It won’t affect much outside of putting Arkham in the middle of Gotham and making it a,...
2024-01-09 04:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post
“This… is exactly what it looks like,” I admitted with a slight pause. No use trying to hide it.
“Ho~? And what exactly~ does it look like?” Bruce Wayne smirked. He was enjoying this…
I glanced at my occupied hands...
2024-01-05 18:04:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The Dead End was packed. Another night of serving Gotham’s underbelly. But like always, Didi and I were somehow never too busy. Giving me plenty of time to tell my stories. No matter how much a certain Batgirl protested.
“Don’t you dar...
2024-01-03 16:49:59 +0000 UTC View Post
“Bang-…”
My hand was outstretched in front of me, fingers extended in the shape of a gun. Not-so-subtle power flowed through my being.
My heritage awakened. A legacy left to me by my birth mother. One of Control, of manipulation ...
2024-01-01 23:54:23 +0000 UTC View Post
“Nute Gunray! I have come to bargain!”
“What?! How-?! Who are you?! G-Guards! Guards?! S-Seize this intruder!”
It was no use. I strode into the throne room in the palace that the Viceroy of the Trade Federation had illegally us...
2023-12-30 18:17:46 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the Global Cape Watch Online message boards.
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2023-12-28 14:47:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Batgirl was glaring at me. Like, really glaring. It was like she was trying to bore a hole in my skull with just her eyes. That expression probably had something to do with the story I’d just told. Batgirl only caught the end of it but that was ...
2023-12-27 02:14:22 +0000 UTC View Post
[AN: Hey, y’all, brief announcement. Unfortunately, I think I’m going to have to drop Essence of the Speedrunner for the moment. I might have overestimated my ability to multi-task. Turns out that two stories at once is already pushing...
2023-12-25 18:25:48 +0000 UTC View Post[AN: What do you call a group of Jedi? A Force. A Force of Jedi.]
“Oh, it’s all so horrible! My people were represented by a hidden Sith for… for too bloody long! Damn him, damn him, damn him!” Padme alternated betwe...
2023-12-24 04:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, Barkeep,” Kite-Man got my attention. “Why do you have a surfboard here? And why’s it all silver and stuff?”
He was a strange villain but ultimately a good guy. Bit of a joke though. As far as crimes go, he only committed pett...
2023-12-21 16:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostZelda was… confused. That was putting it lightly. Even magic, the Sheikah, and her Goddess-granted powers followed some sort of internal rule system. The things Link was doing just… didn’t. Nothing that had happened since he awoke seemed to ...
2023-12-21 15:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post
AN: Okay, slight change of plans. I was going to try to start a few more ideas before this one but I decided they could wait. This, Dead End, and Company Devil are the three stories I'm going to be focusing on for the foreseeable future. I...
2023-12-20 00:47:11 +0000 UTC View Post
My time in Gotham didn’t pass quietly but it passed all the same. Uneventful was practically anathema for the city. It had to be something in the water. Or the quite literally cursed Indian burial ground the city was built atop. Or maybe Gotham ...
2023-12-18 15:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: Fanfic, Snippet, DC, Gotham, Batman, Humor, Straight, Eventual Smut, OP MC, Neutral MC, Not Hero, Not Villain, Rogue’s Gallery, Death of the Endless (best girl), Definitely Harley and Ivy as well]
AN: Quick ...
2023-12-17 04:09:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn the infinite expanse of the multiverse, anything and everything was possible. Coincidences were inevitable, not a matter of if but when. Strokes of impossible luck were practically commonplace in the grander scheme of things. Even just the Star...
2023-12-14 16:47:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Tatooine may as well have been one giant sand pit. Sand as far as the eye could see. The heat was dry and the wind was sparse. By the time we’d made it to the nearby settlement, Mos Espa, I was starting to understand Anakin’s ‘sand’ speech...
2023-12-12 00:32:59 +0000 UTC View PostTensions within the ship were high. I was relegated to staying with the Queen and her handmaidens to help keep them calm. If I didn’t already know how this would turn out, I’d have been just as nervous as them.
The ship shook around us. ...
2023-12-09 17:25:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Mab wasted no time in fulfilling the terms of our renegotiation. She picked out my Defenses for me, actually. I couldn’t really protest, considering they were being paid for by Favors Owed. And her choices made me confident she knew wha...
2023-12-07 18:28:24 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: Fanfic, Snippet, Star Wars, Prequels/Legends, Waifu Catalog x Essence META, OC Essence, Charisma/Seduction/Persuasion-based MC, Goal-Oriented, Lawful-Neutral Alignment, Politics, Nobles, Movin’ n’ Schmoozin’, Eventual Smut, ...
2023-12-05 17:50:48 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: Fanfic? (Does Greek Mythology count?), Snippet, Smut, OP MC, SI, SI is Zeus, Myths and Legends, Gods and Goddesses, Mythical Monstergirls, Some level of hentai shenanigans, Humor/Crack, Bro-Hades (Bro-des), Hestia is still Best-ia (...
2023-12-03 15:27:31 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: Original, Snippet, Smut, Demons, Hell-focused, Corruption, Dom/sub, Breeding, Conquest, Yandere nun, Future Netori, As in: MC cucking the villain, A lot, It’s a key aspect of the plot, No actual NTR though, Smut-is-plot, Hopefully...
2023-12-02 17:10:52 +0000 UTC View Post
“What… is this place…?” Shizuka asked, awestruck.
She was in a… tunnel? Everywhere she looked, Shizuka saw colors of impossible hues. From the edge of her vision, things better left unspoken danced outside the tunnel. And in the ce...
2023-11-29 16:04:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe door to the faculty room tried to swing open. Will rolled his eyes, dropping his transmutation on the door. It caused issues when Takashi tried to make the group’s exit dramatic and couldn’t manage to open the door. Thankfully, Will didn...
2023-11-27 02:43:09 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: Multi-chapter (3 maybe?), Humor, Smut, Femboy, M/M, ‘No Homo, Bro’, Gay denial (like a lot), Anal, OnlyFans (does this count as gay-for-pay?), Roommates, Best friends, Meddling friend (she means well), Tsundere (kinda?), Homie-s...
2023-11-24 03:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostInside Will’s shadow, Nocturna froze. Shit! Why did this world smell like Necromancy?! This was supposed to be a low-power world. There weren’t even any active gods from what she could tell! So WHY were the dead walking among...
2023-11-22 16:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: Snippet (more chapters to come), DnD, Highschool of the Dead, world-hopping, multiverse, apocalypse/doomed world focus, goddess, goth and yandere (yes, I’m predictable like that), Wizard/Warlock, ponder the orb, smut (eventually)]...
2023-11-20 19:07:37 +0000 UTC View Post
[Tags: 40k, one-shot, romance, wholesome, smut, hints of breeding, mind control (kinda but not really), nun/Sister of Battle, light on the grimdark]
Another day, another slaughter in the Emperor’s glorious service. Malcolm...
2023-11-19 01:41:40 +0000 UTC View Post
AN: Another 12k+ words but it’s done… T
2023-11-14 18:06:53 +0000 UTC View Post