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I Can’t, I Just Can’t - F4A - Emotional - Saying Nothing Is Breaking Me

I can’t sleep. Again. You’re in my head and I can’t get you out. I’ve tried everything... distractions, silence, even pretending you never meant that much. But you do. You do and you don’t even know. I stare at the ceiling and whisper yo...

I Am Sexy (Just Not Around You) - F4A - Comedy - Starlet’s Identity Crisis

I’m fine. Really. I’m just… not caffeinated. Or maybe I’m too caffeinated. It’s all the same now, isn’t it? The press, the coffee, the pretending... it’s exhausting. But you, you, had to show up with biscuits and tea and tha...

Anniversary? I Barely Remember My Name - F4A - Romance - Selective Memory Syndrome

I wasn’t listening. I mean, I was. I tried to. But you were talking and then I saw the date, and now I’m here... doing this. Telling you everything I didn’t plan to say. About that kiss. Our kiss. The one that completely short-circu...

You're Cute But Also Alive - F4A - Supernatural Romance - Mortals Are Gross Except You

I’m not obsessed with you. Obviously. I’m just… invested in the rent being paid. And maybe you looked a bit tired lately. Not that I noticed or anything. I mean, I just happened to notice. So I got rid of the poltergeist. For me. Th...

Your Brain Might Be Leaking - F4A - Comedy - Romance With a Side of Concussion

You’re bleeding. You’re actually bleeding. And you’re standing there like it’s fine, like I didn’t just watch you drop to the pavement for me. Don’t smile. Don’t joke. I can’t breathe when I look at you like this — busted lip, he...

This Time, I’ll Do It Properly - F4A - Horror - Because You Can’t Be Trusted Alone

You weren’t expecting me. Of course you weren’t. That’s what makes it a surprise. But I never stopped thinking about you. Every minute in that cell, every hour in solitary... it was you. I watched when I could, sent others when I couldn’t,...

The Alpaca in the Room - F4A - Comedy - When Jealousy Gets Complicated

Okay, so… funny story? You know Alex, my ex ex, capital-E-X? Ran into them in the supermarket. Totally fine, nothing weird... except they think you and I are dating, which is obviously ridiculous. Right? Right?? Except now I can’t sto...

The Almost Goodbye - F4A - Romance - Leaving Was Easier Before You Smiled

I told myself I could sneak out. That I’d wriggle free of your arms, find my clothes, and vanish into the morning like a ninja in your t-shirt. But then you made that sleepy little sigh and everything... fell apart. Literally. I fell out of bed....

Shut Up I Love Your Voice - F4A - Romance - No Seriously, Say It Again Right Now

I didn’t mean to eavesdrop. Well… maybe I did. I heard you reading and everything in me just went quiet, like my whole awful day folded in on itself and only your voice was left. You don’t know what you sound like, do you? Not really. You th...

No Tea Left to Save Us - F4A - Comedy - The End Begins With a Biscuit

Look, I just wanted to give up tea for a month. A month. That’s it. But now you’re muttering about the end of the world and doing a bloody stock take. Then you tell me you’re in a secret society, I’m the Chosen One, and the world ...

My Last Five Brain Cells Say Hi - F4A - Comedy - This Is A Verbal Car Crash

Okay. Right. Deep breath. This is fine. I’m totally fine. It’s not like I’ve spent the last six months strategically positioning myself behind the counter every time you walk in. Or baking experimental cakes just to see which ones m...

Just Smoky Shades of Grey - F4A - Fantasy Romance - If You Stay, She Won’t Stay to Watch

I’ve watched you wear that mask for so long I almost forgot what your real face looks like. But tonight… no more lies. You hate your life. You hate the chains you call duty. And I? I’m the chaos you won’t admit you crave. I’ve come to of...

I Didn’t Know I Was in Love - F4A - Romance - The Moment It All Made Sense

I didn’t mean to fall in love with you. Or maybe I did, I just didn’t realise I’d already started. It wasn’t some grand, swooping moment ... it was quiet. Messy. A little sick, a little drunk, and a lot in denial. But now I’m here, under...

Dramatic at Stupid O’Clock - F4A - Romance - A Damsel Demanding Bedtime Rescue

It’s stupid o’clock, I can’t sleep, and you’re still pretending that YouTube is “work”. Darling. Please. I’ve already done the damsel thing. The dramatic flailing. The teasing. The pleading. I am running out of material. So I’ll ju...

You’re Not a Bother, You’re a Biohazard - F4A - Romance - Germ Warfare and Sweet Nothings

You’re pale, shaking, and you look like death dipped in a duvet, but no, of course, you're “fine.” Of course you're trying to get dressed. Of course you're planning to go to work when you can barely walk to the wardrobe without collapsing in...

You Are My Muse - F4A - Romance - A Love Hidden in the Details

Four months ago, I was empty. I could paint, yes. But it was cold... colour without warmth, motion without meaning. Then you walked in, and everything changed. Every line I’ve drawn of you has brought me back to life. I told myself it was just a...

Tricky Darling - F4A - Romance - You’re Lucky You’re Cute

You thought I wouldn’t notice. Thought you could just walk in here with your little hoodie and act all innocent. As if I wouldn’t recognise that smirk... or that freshly snipped, utterly touchable hair. Darling, that was adorable. But...

The Sleep Police Have Arrived - F4A - Romance - And They Brought Cuddles

You said five more minutes... two hours ago. And here you are, still working, still yawning, still pretending you're fine. But I see you. I see how tired you are, how your shoulders are tight, your eyes barely open. So I’m getting out of this bi...

The Pentagram Is Big Enough for Two - F4A - Dark Romance - Summoning an Old Flame from Hell

You called me back. You bled for me. You made the circle big enough for two and painted runes with trembling hands. After all that effort, I had to ask... was this a trap, or a gift?
You're untouchable now. The priests saw to that. But there’...

The Stationary Cupboard Incident - F4A - Romance - A Kiss We Don’t Talk About

This was not how I thought tonight would go. I was supposed to finish up a bit of overtime, clear my desk, quietly vanish into unemployment. Instead, I am very much locked in… with you. Which would be fine, perfectly fine, if I wasn’t in love ...

The Tutor Trap - F4A - Romance - A Meet-Cute Built on a Lie

Okay, so... funny story. I might have, um, lied. A tiny bit. Like, a lot. I said I was a French tutor but the only French I know is... actually no, I don’t know any. But you smiled at me and I panicked and said yes and then somehow we e...

The Morning After Sucks - F4A - Comedy - And I Don’t Mean the Hangover

Okay. Okay okay okay. So we… kissed. No, not just kissed, we did things. We did the thing. And now you're asleep. Smiling. How can you be smiling? I’m freaking out. Liquid panic. Brain static. Full mental chaos. This...

The Biscuit Is a Cry for Help - F4A - Romance - Bribing Someone to Like You

I wasn’t going to talk to you. I had every intention of staring at the floor like a good Londoner and just... not. But then you were there again, same train, same tired look, and my mouth sort of... acted on its own? What followed was t...

I Love You, Apparently - F4A - Romance - Turns Out the Wine Tells the Truth

Okay. Okay okay okay. Look. I had a whole thing planned, like a proper thing with words and smiling and not telling you I love you. But then... you looked at me and my brain just fell over. And then my mouth started talking. And ...

Chill Chat (Assuming the Internet Behaves)

It’s livestream time.
Let’s have a nice, mildly unhinged but mostly chill chat.

I’m currently offering sacrifices (biscuits) to the internet gods in hopes they’ll grant me just enough signal to keep us connected. ...

Stop Texting Ghosts - F4A - Comfort - Temptation to Reconnect With an Ex

You’re thinking about messaging them again, aren’t you? I can see it all over your face. That ache in your chest, that voice in your head whispering just one more text, one more night, one more try. But I need you to hear me. What you...

Slow Death Protocol - F4A - Sci-Fi - She’s In Your System Now

You woke up, but you’re not awake. Not really. This is all in your head, which makes me very real to you. I’ve been here for some time now, watching you sleep, watching you dream. That’s how I knew something was wrong. You never dre...

Queen of the Geeks, Still Reigning - F4A - Romance - Awkward Airport Reunion With an Old Crush

Okay. So. I’m soaked in coffee. I’ve been stuck in this airport for 13 hours. My hair’s a mess, my dignity’s left the building, and now I’ve just locked eyes with you. You, the human embodiment of my teenage diary. You, who I sp...

Pillow Fight to the Death - F4A - Comedy - This Is How I Die

I had the sort of day that eats your soul a little bit. You know the kind. Everything goes wrong, and all you want is to collapse into someone who gets it. Someone who brings fresh sheets and holds you like you’re the centre of their whole unive...

Not Jealous at All - F4A - Comedy - Okay Maybe Slightly Jealous

She hugged you. Right there. In front of me. And now you smell like her, and you’re still being all... calm and adorable and loyal, which is infuriating. Because I’m clearly going insane. Not in a dramatic way, in a perfectly reasonab...