Do you ever wonder if your bed resents you for leaving it every morning?
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You’ve been working yourself to the bone, haven’t you? Fine, I’ll admit it, I missed you, and yes, I might have stolen your shirt because it smells like...
2025-01-26 01:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever wonder if your bed resents you for leaving it every morning?
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You’ve been working yourself to the bone, haven’t you? Fine, I’ll admit it, I missed you, and yes, I might have stolen your shirt because it smells like...
2025-01-26 01:06:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever met someone who made you forget how words work? Embarrassing, isn’t it?
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So, hypothetically speaking, if your best mate was in love with someone, how soon would it be acceptable for them to say something? No reason, just curi...
2025-01-26 00:48:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever met someone who made you forget how words work? Embarrassing, isn’t it?
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So, hypothetically speaking, if your best mate was in love with someone, how soon would it be acceptable for them to say something? No reason, just curi...
2025-01-26 00:35:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn a scale of “ugh” to “please kill me,” how bored are you right now?
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Do you ever think about what they put on the recruitment posters? All that glamour, adventure, and excitement? I should have known it was too good to be ...
2025-01-26 00:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On a scale of “ugh” to “please kill me,” how bored are you right now?
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Do you ever think about what they put on the recruitment posters? All that glamour, adventure, and excitement? I should have known it was too good to be ...
2025-01-26 00:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever find yourself saying something awkward and thinking, “Well, that’s it, I’m done for”?
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You’ve caught me overthinking again, haven’t you? Don’t worry, it’s not like I Googled how to confess my feelings or ...
2025-01-25 01:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you ever find yourself saying something awkward and thinking, “Well, that’s it, I’m done for”?
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You’ve caught me overthinking again, haven’t you? Don’t worry, it’s not like I Googled how to confess my feelings or ...
2025-01-25 01:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever wonder if someone is watching you right now? Bet you’ll look over your shoulder after reading this.
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Oh, darling, don’t look so worried; it’s just me. I’ve gone through so much trouble to make sure it’s just the two o...
2025-01-25 01:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostEver wonder if someone is watching you right now? Bet you’ll look over your shoulder after reading this.
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Oh, darling, don’t look so worried; it’s just me. I’ve gone through so much trouble to make sure it’s just the two o...
2025-01-25 00:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a limit to how many days one can stay in a duvet burrito before it becomes socially unacceptable? Asking for a friend.
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Look, I know what you’re trying to do, and it’s not going to work. This duvet is my fortress, and I...
2025-01-25 00:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why does holding hands sometimes feel more intimate than anything else?
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So, apparently, being your 'fake' girlfriend was supposed to scare her off. Instead, we got heart-eyes, fangirling, and... wait, was this your plan all along?!...
2025-01-24 03:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does holding hands sometimes feel more intimate than anything else?
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So, apparently, being your 'fake' girlfriend was supposed to scare her off. Instead, we got heart-eyes, fangirling, and... wait, was this your plan all along?!...
2025-01-24 02:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a polite way to tell your crush, “You’re ruining my life, but in the best possible way”?
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Apparently, I’m the ridiculous one, even though you schemed to keep me from my date. But, honestly, it all worked o...
2025-01-24 02:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a polite way to tell your crush, “You’re ruining my life, but in the best possible way”?
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Apparently, I’m the ridiculous one, even though you schemed to keep me from my date. But, honestly, it all worked o...
2025-01-24 02:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your girlfriend clings to you in the morning, is it love or sabotage?
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You’ve got work waiting, but haven’t you noticed what’s waiting for you right here?
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Event: You woke up, r...
2025-01-24 01:39:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever tried not confessing your love because ruining a perfectly good friendship seemed easier?
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It’s different now, but it feels like it’s always been this way. How is that possible?
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Event: I spent ages t...
2025-01-24 01:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On a scale of one to ‘completely knackered,’ how’s your energy today?
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You’re doing so much, and it’s impressive, but have you considered how nice a little cuddle could be right now?
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Event: ...
2025-01-20 11:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it that the most annoying people also tend to be the warmest to cuddle?
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I’m telling you now, this is a one-time thing... except it’s really nice, and I might not stop.
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Event: You think you’re cl...
2025-01-20 10:52:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it so hard to admit you need a cuddle?
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Feeling overwhelmed? Let me remind you that you’re not alone, I’ll be right here, holding your hand through it all.
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Event: Me, holding ...
2025-01-20 10:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post
How many times can you say “it’s not weird” before it actually becomes weird?
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Are you sure this is just a picnic? Because it’s starting to feel like something else entirely.
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Event: A midnight picnic ...
2025-01-20 10:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever look at someone and think, “This is the reason I can’t concentrate”?
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So, I might’ve accidentally drunk something out of your fridge. Totally my bad. Oh, and now I can’t lie—so, you might want to sit down for...
2025-01-20 09:50:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a polite way to steal all the covers without looking like a villain?
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You don’t need to put the book down; I’m just getting comfortable over here. Don’t mind me, really.
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Event: Look, I wasn’t...
2025-01-20 09:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever caught yourself thinking, "I’m just friends with them, I swear," while practising your wedding vows?
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You keep looking at me like there’s something you want to say. Or is it something you want to do?
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Is there a support group for people who’ve accidentally cuddle-locked themselves into a confession?
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Listen, I’m fine. Except, you know, I’m not, because you’re here being all you, and I can’t figure out whether I want to ...
2025-01-20 09:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning person or duvet burrito? There’s only one correct answer.
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So, there I was, wide awake at an ungodly hour, trying to decide if poking you in the face was the best way to start the morning. Turns out, it’s not… but at l...
2025-01-20 08:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Pineapple on pizza: bold culinary choice or the downfall of Western civilisation?
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You burnt the pizza. I’m burning with feelings. See the theme here? Yeah, it’s all a bit charred, but we’re making it work."
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2025-01-20 08:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf your girlfriend clings to you in the morning, is it love or sabotage?
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You’ve got work waiting, but haven’t you noticed what’s waiting for you right here?
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Event: You woke up, r...
2025-01-20 06:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ever tried not confessing your love because ruining a perfectly good friendship seemed easier?
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It’s different now, but it feels like it’s always been this way. How is that possible?
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Event: I spent ages t...
2025-01-20 01:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there a limit to how many days one can stay in a duvet burrito before it becomes socially unacceptable? Asking for a friend.
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Look, I know what you’re trying to do, and it’s not going to work. This duvet is my fortress, and I...
2025-01-20 01:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post