A Very Strange Thanksgiving, Part 1
Blake Isley
I stared at the strange portal in front of the hospital. This was most certainly not normal. A few portals had opened up between Earth-Bet and the pokemo...
2025-11-25 13:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostBuild 6.9
Bryce Kiley
2011, January 15: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I ducked under a sloppy palm strike and flowed into Sabah’s guard. Before she could center herself, I jabbed her in the armpit and thr...
2025-11-24 14:23:21 +0000 UTC View PostBuild 6.8
Bryce Kiley
2011, January 15: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
The fourth Saturday was always something of a wildcard for me. There was no predicting what my power would give me so waking up in the m...
2025-11-21 13:26:12 +0000 UTC View PostBuild 6.7
Bryce Kiley
2011, January 12: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
“So, how’s it going?” I asked Amy. She was hunched over a second devil fruit, brow scrunched in concentration. Ever since we prove...
2025-11-17 15:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 38
Tianyu Yue
The rest of the week was largely peaceful. For me, that is. Everyone else leapt into training with a fervor that was downright obsessive.
I supposed that was to be ex...
2025-11-14 13:24:55 +0000 UTC View PostPenpals are So Last Season.
Fleur Delacour
Delacour Chateau, France
I awoke to a loud, high-pitched squealing that made the windows shiver. One could be forgiven for thinking someone was being murde...
2025-11-12 18:03:47 +0000 UTC View PostBuild 6.6
Bryce Kiley
2011, January 11: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Vice Principal Culpepper called me into his office on Monday and told me that none of the songs I gave him were recognizable by his kids...
2025-11-10 12:55:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe River King 11
Kirk Mueller
I opened my eyes to the dim darkness of Monarch’s hideout. It was a warehouse; I’d been in enough of those to recognize one even in the low light. Hell, it was practi...
2025-11-07 13:31:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 14: Squaring the Debt
Rigal Phenex
Tower of Fate, MA, USA
I laid there, on the roof of the Tower of Fate, and quietly processed our victory. And, it was a victory, even if I wasn’t entirel...
2025-11-03 13:41:18 +0000 UTC View PostAs many of y'all know, I don't set polls for the month of December. That is my rest month, in which I fulfill a handful of commissions but otherwise refuse to take any obligations. This does not mean there will be no updates, only that I get to u...
2025-11-01 14:59:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 49: A Monument to New Beginnings
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Monday, February 14, 2011
Type: Rock
Aegis and Vista left to close out their patrol. After a quick rest, I picked u...
2025-10-31 13:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostHow Legends are Made 2
Yasunori Kaname
My breath came in ragged gasps. My heart thundered in my chest, sending my blood singing through my veins. I searched frantically for a threat that no longer exis...
2025-10-27 09:56:32 +0000 UTC View PostAaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Skånsk Aggakaga (Egg)
- Magellan (Chikorita)
Entree 5.10
Aaron Fulan
Rusturf ...
Preface
Is a reward for an omake someone threw together. Now my backlog's really shot. Hmm... In the interest of encouraging more people to write, I'm willing to keep this up. Chapter-length omake for a chapter seems...
2025-10-22 13:04:13 +0000 UTC View PostNarani on Discord made an omake for me. I just have to remember to post this to the public when I post chapter 40. They asked for another Troll chapter so I guess you'll get a third one before the end of the month.
2025-10-21 14:14:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 40: Horsing Around
Blaise Zabini
Forbidden Forest, Hogwarts
I’d intentionally had a light day today. I skipped my fencing lesson. I scried my legilimency “training aide” so I could fee...
2025-10-20 11:51:31 +0000 UTC View PostPlaying God 11
Charlie Foxtrot
We left Sunspear from the main gate. Judging by the looks shared between Andrey and the guards, I had a feeling that he was here to make sure their princess didn’t run ...
2025-10-17 11:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe River King 10
Taylor Hebert
As much as I wanted to, I didn’t go after the Empire or Hookwolf right away. As much as I hated him, as much as I wanted my life back, the thought of fighting him agai...
2025-10-15 14:07:03 +0000 UTC View PostInspiration 10.1
2005, October 31: Phoenix, AZ, USA
Riley was adorable. It was an immutable truth of this world, as sure as the rising sun. But today, my darling little sister was cuter than usual.
... 2025-10-13 13:11:04 +0000 UTC View PostBurnout 2.9
Pierce Townsend
September 2015
I had no idea where I was anymore. I haven't since yesterday. Every space between every tree looked the goddamn same, like it could be the start of a trail...
2025-10-10 14:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 13: Klarion
Rigal Phenex
Tower of Fate, MA, USA
Absentmindedly, I sent the fool’s corpse away to the Phoenix Roost. I vaguely remembered him as the idiotic time traveler who came from the ...
2025-10-08 12:53:13 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 39: Morally Questionable Training Montage
Blaise Zabini
Zabini Manor, Great Britain
Valencia showed me the wand motions for legilimens. It was a counter-clockwise circle starting from the si...
2025-10-06 13:07:53 +0000 UTC View PostHow Legends are Made 1
97 AN: Howling Abyss, Freljord
Ryze stood at the northernmost edge of the world, a gaping chasm that imprisoned terrors even gods feared. A century after his quest began, he was ...
2025-10-05 11:19:06 +0000 UTC View PostDon Texas 3.8.5
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Robin Swoyer
Things moved quickly after that. It would have been proper to get permission from Director Piggot, but we all had orders to humor the mesquite mafiiso. Before I knew it, I wa...
2025-10-03 11:56:49 +0000 UTC View PostDon Texas 3.7
Noelle Meinhardt
“That… That was humiliating,” I groaned, forehead slumped against John’s bathroom mirror. The glass felt nice and cool. That was good, because my face was burning...
2025-10-02 14:11:20 +0000 UTC View PostLast poll of the year. Troll was removed because it won last. The Holy Grill was removed because I'm going to do the funnies.
What do you call a zucchini noodle?
An impasta... because it's fake... get it...?
2025-10-01 11:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostDon Texas 3.6
John Soprano
The clock ticked down and the bell rang. Each of my seven contestants stood in a neat row, ready to present their dishes. Well, most of them. Narwhal had other places to be. ...
2025-10-01 11:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostAll the Bees 6
Mitsu Akimitchi
I pressed Kurobachi’s head away with my finger. Enlarged as I was, she was about the size of two knuckles. “Stop that.”
“But it’s tasty,” she whined ado...
2025-09-29 12:03:32 +0000 UTC View PostAaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Baghali Ghatogh (Egg)
- Magellan (Chikorita)
Entree 5.9
Magellan
Verdanturf Ci...