Greetings, all! Summer has finally arrived in Maine, along with hordes of people and even greater, gnarlier hordes of complaining from Mainers who view tourists as an invasive species of insect that must be borne with the least possible amou...
2018-06-18 22:38:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Honey Garlic Shrimp with Vanilla-Scented Fried Rice
Basically my favorite foods group is “fancied-up versions of cheap comfort food” and this is definitely falls into that category. Give me truffled tater tots or gently-discipl...
2018-06-14 17:52:34 +0000 UTC View PostHullo, everyone!
The May Q & A is live and viewable for all as of now! Come hear about lizards, Eurovision, my closet, and Dorian Gray, all delivered by my GIANT DUMB FACE.
Remember that Mad Post Doc Students and above can ask the q...
2018-05-24 20:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Infinite Well-Meaning Golden Retrievers with Infinite Keyboards: A Guide to Publishing
Greeting, Mad Fictioneers! It is that season known as What the Fuck Is Happening Up in This Here New England Situation. A week ago,...
2018-05-05 00:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK: I Dream of Poland Green Vinaigrette Spread
When I went to Poland last year for the Polish National Convention, I got to stay in, naturally, Polish hotels. And hotels in Europe, I’m sorry to say to m...
2018-05-05 00:10:11 +0000 UTC View PostSorry this took a week to announce--the Lab went mobile and ended up in New York for the book launch, which turned out to be enormous and draining and then I got sick, which I still am, but at least I am home.
We also made our first Museum Co...
2018-04-16 16:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Space Opera is out and in the world today! It is the crazy Hitchhiker's Guide-meets-Eurovision thing you guys read excerpts from on this very Patreon last year! It's real and you can hold it in your hands!
As is traditional, I have saved a few copi...
2018-04-10 18:02:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Consider the Iguana: A Scenework Masterclass
And a good day to you, Mad Fiction Lab! It is finally thinking about, though not committing to, being spring here in Maine. It still needs a little time to get used to the i...
2018-04-04 21:38:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Charmander Noodles
Hi everyone! TIME FOR FOOD AGAIN.
So this one is a real comfort dish around the Mad Fiction Lab. It’s CRAZY easy and CRAZY good and CRAZY versatile. Also stupidly cheap. I actually got the or...
2018-04-02 00:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick note to let you know that I will finally be returning to regular live-tweeting of strange and possibly awful media tonight in one hour (8:30 EST).
Tonight will be Krull. I have never seen this and know nothing about it, so all my...
2018-03-24 23:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there Patrons! And apologies for the flood of notifications, I had no idea that would happen until, you know, it happened.
Ahem.
So it has been over a year here on Patreon.
A year of experiments and recipes and photos a...
2018-03-15 19:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Big and Small: Writing for Children
Greetings from the Mad Fiction Laboratory! As I write to you, Schrodinger’s Storm bears down upon us—we are warned by the weather service that ALL THE SNOW is coming to dunk on u...
2018-03-12 00:08:35 +0000 UTC View Post
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK: The Best of All Possible Sandwiches
All right, hungry, hungry hipsters, this one is a request from Twitter.
You see, quite by accident, whilst bumbling aorund the kitchen making Heath’s lunch ...
2018-03-02 00:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Our winner is Jennifer Doyle!
Congratulations to Jennifer. You have won:
Signed copies of Radiance (UK edition)
THE STILL UNRELEASED UPCOMING Space Opera,
A Hungarian edition of Deathless (the lab ...
2018-03-01 18:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Say My Name, Say My Name: Naming People, Places and Things
Greetings, Laboratory Folk! It is just the most garbage part of winter here in Maine. Everything is alternately shrouded in ice or dripping with goo, and it’...
2018-02-12 23:31:38 +0000 UTC View Post
ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Muhammara!
So I got it into my head last month that I wanted to learn how to cook a little Syrian cuisine. The fact is, most of my…erm…louder countrymen yell about Syria a lot bu...
2018-02-09 18:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack the Block: Writer’s Block, Easy Answers, and Hard Truths
Greetings from the Lab! It has been a roller coaster of a 2018 here, full of developments I can’t actually tell you about yet, but which have sufficie...
2018-01-13 16:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Katharine Robson, you are December's raffle winner! The Lab will be lobbing you a care package filled with signed copies of all the above books and other wonderful goodies. Please make sure we have your address!
The January drawing will commence......
2018-01-12 23:41:59 +0000 UTC View Post
ALL CAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: MUSHY PEAS!
So, mushy peas are actually kind of gross. At least, the kind you get in the chip shop. At least, they are to me. They’re a uniform mashed potato consistency, the flavor is pea-ish but neither ...
2018-01-09 01:40:36 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has announced that it will not roll out the fee changes that they dropped on us last week.
I'm sure everyone on Patreon is joining me in the curre...
2017-12-13 18:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Answer Me These Queries Three, Ere Publication You See
(posted to all patrons as a thank you for sticking with me through Patreon's fee restructuring, which affects $1 and $5 donors most)
Happy winter, my ...
2017-12-10 01:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post
ARE YOU READY TO CRANBERRRRRRY
What you need to know is that I spent approximately a million hours looking for this recipe.
I logged into two separate Yahoo accounts I haven’t used for years. Ten years, if Yahoo ...
2017-12-09 21:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone.
The experiment will go up tomorrow, I have been under deadline and then, all of the sudden, Heath proposed and I am engaged. This...took some time. It's a wonderful shock and the world is different today than it was yesterday. My lif...
2017-12-08 03:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This is an odd month for excerpts.
I've been working like crazy, but I can't show you any of it. I'm finishing Mass Effect: Annihilation, and I have an ironclad NDA. Not allowed to release any part of it before publication day. Since this ...
2017-12-02 17:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Patroneers!
Way back in April we announced a LABORATORY RANDOM TEST SUBJECT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT LOTTERY GOAL, and as announced earlier this month thanks to your incredible support we achieved that goal.
So we engaged the Sentient...
2017-11-29 18:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Love in the Time of Nanowrimo: Life, Books, and the Conservation of Mana
Greetings and salutations, mad fictioneers! It’s that time of year again, when the woodsmoke and candy wrappers blow on the crisp autumn wind, wh...
2017-11-06 19:01:52 +0000 UTC View Post
THE ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Perfect Goof-Proof Wednesday Night Steak and Peppercorn Pan Sauce
OKAY OKAY YOU GUYS.
So I like steak, RIGHT? WHO DOESN’T. But I always get a little frustrated that it’s never QUITE as goo...
2017-11-03 20:51:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to the incredible generosity of all you wonderful folk, we achieved the goal we have been hovering around for a few months!
Your support really means the world to me and all of the Lab Denizens. In the game of Pin the Horn on the Unicorn (pi...
2017-11-02 14:23:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone!
I only received one question for the September Q&A, which, combined with viewing numbers, leads me to believe that, while everyone likes watching the livestream, coming up with questions isn't as fun for the Mad Post-Doc...
2017-10-07 19:26:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Gluten-Free Orange Almond Cake with Pineapple-Bourbon Glaze
This recipe is mainly from the Great British Bake Off cookbook, with the glaze and toppings being my own twist.
I just can’t watch GBBO without ...
2017-10-06 21:52:29 +0000 UTC View Post