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Chapter 215: A Mother, an Uncle & a Grandfather

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Alex

“Fuck!” Alex yelled in pain.

She knew what was causing the pain. Her water breaking had preceded the co...

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Chapter 214: It’s Time

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We spent the next few weeks in and out of the simulator, trying run after run against the giant man, never getting any closer to victory. It ...

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Chapter 213: Evolved Simulations

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Interestingly, of the previous Arena fights, I could only select the first floor. Did that mean I needed to clear it here as w...

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Chapter 212: Discussions in a Workshop

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The moose did not join us for the return trip, but Roril assured us he would be fine. After several questions and answers to fill in Elody an...

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Chapter 211: Land and Sea

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“That is unusual behavior for a mana beast of any kind. I’m not entirely sure I have ever heard of it before. Primals are usually not abl...

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Chapter 210 Moose, Orcas & Bears, Oh My!

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“Hello, sir, this planet is truly graced by your presence,” Roril said, as he bowed low to the moose.

After leavin...

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Chapter 209: Jornlorn Rown

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“Do any of you know anything about Jornlorn? I’m going to guess maybe Pryte or Elody, but I’ll understand if even neithe...

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Chapter 208: A Gaggle of Paladins

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“Hello and welcome to the Empire of Dave. This is Dave Imogen, the leader of the faction. What brings all of you to Earth ...

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Chapter 207: Path of the Dungeon over Breakfast

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As I ate my breakfast the next morning with the expectation of the paladins at any moment, I started to dwell on just what I...

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Chapter 206: A New Holiday

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“Wait, is there something wrong with them? I thought they were just, you know, not awake.” Elody tried standing up straight as she answer...

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Chapter 205: Dungeon Science

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After a very awkward exchange in which I realized I had no idea what their names were, I now had Johan and Bert with me in the dungeon. We ha...

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Chapter 204: Mana Beasts and Bears

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“Rabyn, can you hear me?” I said as we propped him onto the nearby couch. Both Elody’s and my own healing magics were al...

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Chapter 203: A Change of Seasons

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“Hit it harder!” Karlinovo yelled as I worked to balance the spike at an angle in the Antarctic dungeon. I had since learned the proper n...

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Chapter 202: Not Quite an Ally

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I wished I had had time to sleep on this conversation, but we needed that spike in as soon as possible. That meant I needed to fa...

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Chapter 201: Magical Connections

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It had only taken Quarilyn two days to get a gate built to the specification the giants required. The bigger issue was the power generation w...

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Chapter 200: Empires and Allies

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“I’m almost sure he’s right on the big war talk. I’ve been worried about that potential from the get-go. I still stand by my claim th...

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Chapter 199: Diplomacy

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We had found the brothers back in the waiting room. Both of them looked nervous about something as they paced back and forth...

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Chapter 198: Talking & Drinking, & More Drinking

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It was, of course, likely that the man’s people had no concept of the handshake, but there was just a feeling about him that rubbed me the ...

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Chapter 197: People Left Behind

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“I understand this is entirely a failure on my part, but somehow I hadn’t realized the diversity of species that would be her...

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Chapter 196: Floor Eleven

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The rest of the night was spent trying to conserve my mana while Gamma was determined to master the air elemental orb. I finally had to put a...

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Chapter 195: And You Get a Mana Orb!

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It was another long night of discussions. The food and drink continued to flow as plans became more and more abstract. The discussions were m...

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Chapter 194: Construction Conversation

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“So what makes ya so damn sure ya can add more people to yer simulations once we clear the fiftieth floor anyway?” Mel asked ...

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Chapter 193: A Simulation Evolution

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“I just got a System message that said my core would crash within the hour due to my core energy being insufficient for the cur...

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Chapter 192: Curses & Cores

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To Pryte’s credit, he had managed to wait until we were back in the dining hall, comfortably seated, and a plate of the leftovers from earl...

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Chapter 191: Somehow More Mana Orbs

Chapter 190

“So I know what happens when I fortify my core and my ranks revert from their skills and attributes. Any idea what happens when I ...

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Chapter Planning Update

I ended up rewriting 2 chapters today, which pushed me a bit behind. While I'm still hoping to get it done Monday. I may not hit chapter 200 until Tuesday.

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Chapter 190: Better Lucky Than Good

Chapter 189

“Dave! I have the material!” Beta shouted as the form of the knife crashed into the closed garage door, putting a hold on the terraforming conver...

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Chapter 189: Experiments

Chapter 188

Mel had agreed with adding Yorela and Grant to the squad. He had, in fact, already been planning to broach the topic of Grant. On the other hand, he ...

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Chapter 188: Worldwide Supply Lines

Chapter 187

“I’m sorry, what?” Laura said, turning to face the president before either Pryte or I had a chance to respond. She wasn’t the only one who lo...

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Chapter 187: The Council of Earth Meets Again

Chapter 186

“In the future, I want far more notice of the council deciding it’s time for another meeting,” I said to Grant as soon as I returne...

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