I woke up in an unfamiliar bed, in an unfamiliar place. I stretched, before the events of the past came rushing at me like a maelstrom and my pleasant reality was ripped away. Right. Work. Because that’s what my new fantasy life had bec...
2023-03-19 20:36:58 +0000 UTC View PostI had far too many things to work on. The only saving grace was time. I had all the time in the world! Technically, kinda. Well I had a year before someone equally as strong as me was going to try to do unspeakable horrors to me ...
2023-03-19 20:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostIn a pit in a hole in the ground, a demon rested. More an unusual occurrence than most would think. And this demon?
He had finally lost it.
“FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!”
I, I, I, Fucking Happy! After everything,...
2023-03-18 21:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou know, there’s something Roy used to say. ‘You’re a lovable idiot’. God I missed him. But more to the point! He used to say ‘A million things at a time.’ because there’s always more to be done and well…
I was really feelin...
2023-03-18 20:57:22 +0000 UTC View PostI was tired. Tired tired tired. So tired.
But there was work that I needed to do. And I did it. Brutal, dirty work. They came at me like animals, and I slaughtered them. Like animals. Well… they were animals but I didn’t think that was t...
2023-03-17 18:17:31 +0000 UTC View PostIn the divine realm and on a large couch, a group of Gods and Goddesses looked down on the world. Specifically, a specific world and on a specific Godling.
“Ha! Told you he’d get it done.” said Demon.
That wasn’t his name of co...
2023-03-16 18:03:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis one singular moment seemed to crystallize everything in front of me. I had known and tried to shake off that horrific non-feeling. That disassociation I had felt since arriving here. Like an invisible, unfeelable blackhole, only able to know ...
2023-03-15 18:22:37 +0000 UTC View PostI stumbled back in shock as Tyler and Riary just burst out of the freezing cold portal. Their appearance… Riary looked mostly okay, but I had never seen her so haggard and tired before. She looked like she hadn’t slept in weeks and li...
2023-03-15 18:18:52 +0000 UTC View PostAnger was nothing new to me. This murderous rage, however, was certainly a first. It felt like my whole body was fluctuating between boiling over and running ice cold. It made me feel like I had become stone.
I had already tried to ambush th...
2023-03-14 18:16:49 +0000 UTC View PostTyler was tired. Very, very tired. It wasn’t just from a lack of sleep, he’d never fought like this before.
It had been months, months of fighting. The Yoolikan were absolutely no joke. Not to mention the Yeti’s, snowstorm and endless ...
2023-03-14 18:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostKrrrgg was running for her life. The thing-that-was-NOT-a-slime had explained its plan to survive an attack by the Alpha [Dire Wolf] and its army. Krrrgg had no idea if it would work but it had given her the tools to succeed.
She cut down an...
2023-03-13 20:36:18 +0000 UTC View PostI had at best a few hours before night fell and I had to seriously up my game or I was going to die. Not fighting and fleeing weren’t options anymore. It would take just one of those wolves to see and howl and then they’d all be on me, except ...
2023-03-12 18:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostCleaning up was utter hell. I had to take breaks and more than a few of the bodies just ended up being absorbed by the dungeon because I couldn’t bare to eat them anymore. Gods, I felt utterly revolted as I melted the corpses and absorbed them i...
2023-03-11 19:30:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis, this, this was a real person! One that could speak and, and everything. Sure, goblin language seemed to consist of growls and screeches but they were specific growls and screeches. And right after I had been complaining about being ...
2023-03-10 19:34:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy body was being taken over. The world outside had faded. The battle, the giants, even Happy. All of it left me was I found myself drowning in more life force than I would have thought possible. I tried to understand it but it was beyond me. The ...
2023-03-10 19:31:45 +0000 UTC View PostI felt like a dried out husk as I rolled back to my bunker. I wasn’t okay, but I was doing a little better. I felt more here. And I hated it. Whereas before I’d almost been on autopilot, now I noticed the trees around me, green leaves and brow...
2023-03-09 19:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes, you just had to accept your life had gone totally fucking insane. As I rode upon the back of a giant snake, as Titanic women battled a monstrously sized panther, into a horde of soulless monsters, as one of my… friends? Friends, recov...
2023-03-09 19:49:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy first Dungeon Monster. I hadn’t made any because my PTSD was still, well, pretty bad and I was focused on walls. Walls. Always more walls. I thought that shit was suppose to stay dead and gone but even killing a bunch of wolves, didn’t real...
2023-03-08 19:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostTwo days on the back of a snake traveling through a jungle, with a bunch of stiff warriors, a vigilant Hiyark, a peaceful priestess, and a horny sociopathic bard, was surprisingly… boring.
Absolutely dreadfully boring. The only source of e...
2023-03-08 19:30:23 +0000 UTC View PostA pack of wolves were prowling the area. Scent markers from other wolves in the area had not been renewed recently and that was both welcome and suspicious. The pack of seven had moved in to claim the territory but the lack of others had their hac...
2023-03-07 19:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post“That was weird.” Tyler eventually said.
Tyler was currently looked much different than he had just yesterday. Riary too. Yesterday they were wearing pretty gruesome chunks of roughly cut wolf as a kind of fur clothing, now they were wea...
2023-03-07 19:39:57 +0000 UTC View PostAstra. What was it? A lot of things. At its core, we can safely say that it’s an energy that all beings have and all beings generate. But even calling it an energy might be vastly incorrect.
What does it do? It does a lot of things. It nat...
2023-03-07 15:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostI hate melting and absorbing things, so, so much. It feels exactly like gnawing on something till it finally breaks away. Oh sure, grass is easy and fine. A plant? Bah, no problem. Bark or something wooden? Annoying, like eating something really r...
2023-03-07 15:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostI was feeling great! Good even! I had eaten the two wolves, greatly ignored how weird, awful, and gross that was, shimmied my way up out of the hole, and then repaired the minor damage to my door.
Then? Then I had taken a nap. Or, as I woke ...
2023-03-07 15:28:54 +0000 UTC View PostI immediately felt that absolute sheer terror and panic roll through me again. The memories of dying overlapping. First from a bullet near the heart and the second to a wolf tearing me apart. The feeling of pain, of numbness, of death. Of that mom...
2023-03-07 15:27:40 +0000 UTC View Post(Elsewhere)
Today was going to be horribly boring. A blessing and a curse.
These were the thoughts of Hames Hvilion The Third, King of Elysia.
His kingdom was a small one but it wasn’t without its own strengths. After all, they...
2023-03-07 15:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostI was being eaten. Pain, pain. I could feel sharp teeth piercing my slime and separating me. I reacted with the slime equivalent of a scream and trying to melt everything around me. That made everything worse.
Suddenly, I f...
2023-03-07 15:25:06 +0000 UTC View PostI was falling, from outer space. Rapidly. Forget terminal velocity, I was seeing stars pass me by. I was probably moving faster than the speed of light. Before I could sigh in exasperation, a form lit up in my vision.
It was Chaos. She float...
2023-03-07 15:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostA few hours later, I had made my choices. It actually required me looking at the armor tab near the end to fully decide on everything. Here’s what I had chosen and could actually “afford”.
Black Mage Cuff’s - A pair of pitch black an...
2023-03-07 15:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post[Omen of Rape:
+20 skill points.
An exceedingly powerful creature, like a dragon, has seen a vision involving you and now will hunt you down in hopes of you or it conceiving a child. It won’t stop until a child is co...
2023-03-07 15:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post