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I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 27

Chapter 27

1st of September 1991

Hogwarts

Andromeda Black felt as if it was only natural to be sitting directly to the left of the Headmaster. She watched with a be...

2024-10-20 07:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 76

Chapter 76

20th of April 1522

Marineford

Moria’s laughter echoed across the blood-soaked battlefield as he raised his hands. "Absorb," he commanded, his voice dri...

2024-10-18 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 26

Chapter 26

1st of September 1991

Hogwarts

With a dramatic flourish, Dumbledore reached beneath the table and pulled out a beret adorned with googly eyes that wobble...

2024-10-13 07:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 75

Chapter 75

20th of April 1522

Marineford

Blamenco, Haruta, and Izou charged at Moria with unyielding determination. Their eyes blazed with the fury of warriors read...

2024-10-11 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 25

Chapter 25

1st of September 1991

Hogwarts

Draco Malfoy stepped off the Hogwarts Express with an air of superiority, his pale blond hair glinting in the fading sunli...

2024-10-06 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 74

Chapter 74

20th of April 1522

Marineford

"Prepare yourself, Moria!" Whitebeard roared, his gaze locking onto the warlord. "Today, you pay for your sins!"

...

2024-10-04 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Me, Dio ! - Chapter 57

Chapter 57

25 of December

Bran, Transylvania

Dionysos pushed open the heavy oak door and stepped into the medieval kitchen, his disheveled appearance a testament to...

2024-10-02 07:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 24

Chapter 24

1st of September 1991

The Burrow

Ginny Weasley was sulking. It was just not fair—everybody went to Hogwarts but her! Even Ron! She sat in the Burrow’...

2024-09-29 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 73

Chapter 73

20th of April 1522

As the island of Dressrosa came into view, Tsuru sighed, the weight of her responsibilities pressing down on her. She longed to be at Marineford, fighting al...

2024-09-27 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 56

Chapter 56

25 of December

Bran, Transylvania

NSFW

Dionysos found himself in an opulent, decadent room that oozed luxury and depravity in equa...

2024-09-25 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 23

Chapter 23

1st of September 1991

London

Andromeda Tonks slipped through the door, a sigh of relief escaping her lips as her heels sank into the plush carpet. The so...

2024-09-22 07:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 72

Chapter 72

— — — —

20th of April 1522,
Dressrosa;

Capone Bege stood in the middle of Dressrosa's Grand Place, the vibrant heart of the island. The plaza was a whirl of c...

2024-09-20 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Me, Dio - Chapter 55

Chapter 55

23th of December

Bran, Transylvania

NSFW

Dionysos, Alex, Diogenes and William were led into a grand, sprawling room that felt more...

2024-09-18 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 22

Chapter 22

31st of August 1991

Hogwarts

Argus Filch slumped in his rickety chair, scratching Mrs. Norris behind the ears with one hand and nursing a tepid cup of te...

2024-09-15 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 71

Chapter 71

20th of April 1522

Marineford

Moria stood on the front lines, his fingers still twitching from seeing Whitebeard. As the tsunamis loomed overhead, castin...

2024-09-13 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 54

Chapter 54

23th of December

Bran, Transylvania

Dionysos, Alex, Diogenes, and William the vampire stepped into the small Romanian tavern, their entrance met with a p...

2024-09-11 07:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 21

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 6/6

Chapter 21

31st of August 1991

Hogwarts

In a burst of flames and a swirl of incandescent light, Albus Dumbledore appear...

2024-09-08 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 20

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 5/6

Chapter 20

31st of August 1991

Gringotts

"Honestly, Weasley, did you even watch the last Quidditch match? The Ca...

2024-09-08 07:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 19

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 4/6

Chapter 19

2nd of September, 1991

London

Snape awoke in a cozy, modern apartment, sunlight streaming through lig...

2024-09-08 07:40:01 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 18

Chapter 18

Exceptional Mass Release - Chapter 3/6

1st of September, 1991

London

The crushing darkness of Snape's office gave way to a maelstrom of neon lights, and p...

2024-09-08 07:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 17

Mass Release - Chapter 2/6

Chapter 17

1st of September, 1991

Platform 9¾

“So, have you heard about the Sorting?” Ron asked, his voice hushed as if...

2024-09-08 07:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 16

Chapter 16

Exceptional Mass Release : Chapter 1/6

31st of August, 1991

Dumbledore Manor

Dumbledore ruffled Harry's hair one mo...

2024-09-08 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Solo Pirating - Chapter 70

Chapter 70

20th of April

Marineford

Gecko Moria exhaled slowly. He called back almost all his shadows, except a few strategic one - either for their position or for...

2024-09-06 10:46:37 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Me, Dio! - Chapter 53

Chapter 53

21th of December - Winter Solstice

Camp Half Blood

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah", Percy Jackson screamed as he led the charge, his celestial bronze sword, Riptide, gl...

2024-09-04 07:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Exceptional Mass Release to come - I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore

Hello everyone,

I hope you are well.

A little surprise for you: I've gone far enough ahead with the chapters of I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore. So things are going to change as of September 8.

→ There will no longer be 2 but 7...

2024-09-03 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm Albus Fucking Dumbledore - Chapter 15

Chapter 15

31st of August, 1991

Dumbledore Manor

Dumbledore floated down gracefully, his robes settling around him as he landed. He turned to his stunned audience, ...

2024-09-01 14:12:53 +0000 UTC View Post

NSFW Extra - Solo Pirating - Perona's lesson - Part 4/4

Robin hesitated, her mind racing. Could she trust him? He was her boss, after all, but the excitement coursing through her veins overpowered her doubts. She approached Moria, her steps slow and deliberate. She crouched in front of him, her shadowy...

2024-08-31 07:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post