Thunderbolts*
This new marvel is nuts. Well, not that nuts. But it's one of the better Marvels in a while. This one's about a little anti-hero loser squad of supporti...
2025-06-01 04:29:25 +0000 UTC View Post
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Friendship
This fuckin shit was wild, and hilarious. It's a dark comedy, reminiscent of Cable Guy, or a more cynical 2020s version of I Love You, Man. Like, if that...
2025-06-01 04:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostWicked: The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen
Wicked, my asshole. They should have called it Wretched. I've seen bad movies before, but this was something else entirely. Bad doesn't even begin to des...
2025-06-01 04:15:55 +0000 UTC View PostTubi Tales: Stupid Scary Silly Stuff
It's Tubi Time again, and this Tubi movie time, it's time for some Tubi Spookies (not to be confused with the spooky movie, Spookies, which is on Shudder). Let's see what gory, ghastly stories of ass-gassy horror are cool enough to be free, on the...
2025-06-01 02:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostHungry For Hulu
Yum Yum eat em up, that's what i say when the prey is near. I pick up my spear... and i throw it. Into a buffalo's big meaty rear. Here's two happy hungry food shows i smelled wafting out of my hulu screen.
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Shudder Crud: The Dark, The Dead, and The Nighttime
Nightbreed
The story behind this movie is almost more interesting than the movie itself. Clive Barker directed this one himself b...
2025-06-01 01:04:43 +0000 UTC View PostGames On My Switch
The Switch 2 is coming out soon, and I won't be getting one because I’m poor. But I might as well reminisce on some of the stuff I've loaded my original switch with over the years. It’s mostly old classics because all the modern Nintendo games...
2025-05-29 03:49:13 +0000 UTC View PostWRESTLING!
WWE Backlash
Backlash started with a big fat 4 way between Jacob Fatu and 3 other fat guys too. It was a decently fat match with a...
2025-05-29 00:37:30 +0000 UTC View PostOops! All Text Posts
As a general rule, I typically post a lot more videos than text-only posts here, but I don't have any videos this month. I’ve been out in the world, away from my editing station, and Patreon won’t let me upload any video files directly from my...
2025-05-28 22:53:21 +0000 UTC View PostCriterion Channel: Mad Women and Sad Men
I'm in a long sleeve shirt which means I'm too hot to think of an introduction to this post. Here's some cinema about women and men being woeful and miserable, like I am in this hot shirt.
The Life of Oharu
2025-05-01 04:59:44 +0000 UTC
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Tubi Tales: Brothers in Harm
I got some damn fine and groovy tubi movies for ya. Movies about bros being bros. Brothers in arms, brothers in farms, brothers in genocidal massacres, and brothers in the trade of their chosen profession, which is the most polite and sane way i c...
2025-05-01 04:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostShudder Crud: Cool Kids and Creepy Crawlies
Check it out now, It's your Shudder Soul Brudder with anudder mudder fuggin Blug. This one's got bugs, slugs, and adolescent thugs. I'm talking about movies, ya mugs.
Phenomena
2025-05-01 03:32:44 +0000 UTC
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Monster Hunter Movie (2020)
Hey Howdy Hey. Whaddayasay. Here's a review of a movie that is gay. Monster Cunter. Based on the hit game series, which to my knowledge does not feature any American army soldiers in the desert going through a portal to Cuntland. But the ...
2025-04-19 03:14:59 +0000 UTC View PostUncharted Movie (2022)
Yippitty Skitppity here's some shit for you. A video game movie of a game that was already a movie. Starring a small child, who I hope is not my number 1 fan, because I fear my stiff critique here might harm the boy's feelings.
This is neve...
2025-04-19 02:58:43 +0000 UTC View PostAEW Dynasty 2025
They keep throwing all this wrestling at me and I can't stop barfing up opinions about it. Wrestlemania time is almost here, but first I have to tell you about the recent AEW content gauntlet I survived called Dynasty.
What happens at Dynas...
2025-04-17 23:55:09 +0000 UTC View PostGoof Troop: Max and His Evil Hat
It's Goof Time, ya boofs. I consider myself to be among the highest choir of Goof-Boofs, but here's an unexpected confession for ya. I never watched all that much Goof Troop back in the day. Probably cause I was too busy reading books at the libra...
2025-04-16 22:03:15 +0000 UTC View PostJungle and The Mummy: 2 Review 4 You
There's no unifying theme here. I saw these 2 movies at random and spewed some opinions on them, which I then smushed together into one video because I didn't think anyone would care about them individually.
One is a based on a true story k...
2025-04-06 21:12:41 +0000 UTC View PostKenan and Kel's first episode
Witness the birth of a legend. You've heard me see them eat a turkey and do a Christmas, now hear me look at the first time they did anything, unless you count All that.
Yes I do intend to explore every episode of this damn show and no i wi...
2025-04-06 00:25:22 +0000 UTC View PostKraven The Hunter
Oh boy! I got a fun Sony Pictures Spider-Man Adjacent Character Movie review for ya. Everyone loves dumping on Sony Pictures Spider-Man Adjacent Character Movies!
This one wasn't even really all that bad as a movie. It's just a bit long and ...
2025-04-05 22:53:29 +0000 UTC View PostScreaming For Switch 2
AAAAHHHHHH Nintendo has a new console! It's got a bunch of stupid new features that no one will ever use, and maybe... possibly... 2 or more games!
I can't wait to not be able to afford this shit.
2025-04-05 18:06:52 +0000 UTC View PostTubi Tales: Hood Movies and Good Boobies
Buckle up, whitey. I'm taking you to the hood today. This is what real life is like. This is how it be in the inner cities of this crumbling cunt-country. Gangsta shit, vampires, and butt-kickin babes with big bouncy boobies and beautiful black af...
2025-04-01 00:08:56 +0000 UTC View PostShudder Crud: Women Having a Bad Day
It's that time of the month again. Time for me to recommend what's good and protect you from what isn't. Just like last time, I have 3 films about females being terrorized, because no one cares about horrors that happen to men.
There's no "f...
2025-03-31 20:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe Penguin
Ah, the furtive Penguin, so easily forgotten. Never the flashiest of Batman's rogues. He's not the one running around going "look at me look at me I'm cRAAzYY ooga booga". He's just an asshole with an umbrella, doing his gangster shit in silence w...
2025-03-31 15:13:24 +0000 UTC View PostThe Wild Robot
This film has a 98 on Rotten Tomatoes, and that's why I don't trust people. It's one of the blandest, lamest, by-the-numbers, cliché clunkers I've ever wasted my time on.
The promotional material makes it seem like something artsy and matur...
2025-03-30 23:19:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe only bad Ryan Gosling movie.
Here's a review nobody asked for, of a movie no one has ever heard of, because I got tricked into watching it. I have a personal mission to see, experience, and catalogue every movie starring Ryan "literally me" Gosling because he's my generation'...
2025-03-30 20:19:22 +0000 UTC View PostNintendo Direct 2025
Oh boy it's time to look at Nintendo games! Everyone loves Nintendo Games, all 1 of them. Here's a happy and excited reaction to this year's lovely new Nintendo lineup, consisting of Metroid Prime 4, and a bunch of CRAP.
Will this finally b...
2025-03-28 20:38:38 +0000 UTC View PostKing of The Hill: The Smoking Bandit
It was bound to happen. I'm finally reviewing this now, too. There's no cartoon or show in existence I won't goofily spew my thoughts on. I don't think King of The Damn Stinkin Hill needs any introduction. If you ain't down with King of The Hill t...
2025-03-28 20:21:56 +0000 UTC View PostSleep Aid Double Feature: Your Honor/The Terror
Ugh. Gross. I tried watching some "grow up" stuff. In this case grown up means groanworthy and thrown up. I don't know why Bryan Cranston is still doing shows, he already won acting. He did it. He's done. He should be on a beach building happy lit...
2025-03-27 16:29:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey Arnold: Old Iron Man
This is one of multiple episodes that prove Steely Phil can not be killed. He simply won't die. He's too powerful. In this Clash of Titans, Phil picks up an old rivalry and ends up punching a shark. Just another day in a legendary life.
It'...
2025-03-27 16:22:51 +0000 UTC View PostRegular Show: Replaced
Thanks to the guy who previously requested a Regular Show review, I now have the entire series on my computer, which earns it a place in my rotation of shows to rant about. So lucky for him and everyone else who digs the daily dipshit adventures o...
2025-03-27 13:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post