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Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel san...
2025-01-24 04:49:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I hired a chef for Brandon Wardell's birthday party
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2025-01-22 02:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Put on that Clown Getting Chased by a Bigger Clown With a Fire on a Stick music so I can jumprope over the Man Some Dicks I See Line to Pandora's Box. I ordered Cumza for my uncle Robbie and the driver replaced it with a gun and my life is a tragi...
2025-01-21 08:23:30 +0000 UTC View Post
We read the AI generated version of The Great Gatsby with Gen Z slang so you don't have to. Actually we didn't read it either because we also don't have to. Plus we read the LOLcat Bible and it made us Christian because we are as impressionable as...
2025-01-17 06:28:24 +0000 UTC View Post
My son is in China now because he sent me a TikTok by an account named Ron Jeremy Bullfrog Tunnels. We had to send him across the Jim From The Office Ocean. Andy Dick gave Bob Hope a speedball and then tickled him until he made good on the prunes ...
2025-01-14 04:19:15 +0000 UTC View Post
What's Zup? It's unvaxxed spermwater and it looks like sea monkeys. We made some plans to move the dumbest Americans to abandoned Norse colonies in Greenland so they can practice walrus arts and there will be a Super Bucee's there. Unfortunately e...
2025-01-10 06:45:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips and the Outlaw Meal at BK and putting Jimmies on your Piggy Hat and Ground Bud and using your wo...
2025-01-07 01:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes halfway and then we build a bridge to Hawaii but tell everyone it goes to Japan and there will be no...
2025-01-02 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Charlie (@StyledApe) from the Most Controversial podcast joined us to talk some more about animals with a bone in their penis and how multiple countries in Europe have a problem with their politicians eating poop and I had to get a Kiss SS to cove...
2024-12-31 06:33:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively zero. Skins and pelts are out when we have shirts. George Washington had a baculum (before women ...
2024-12-27 05:05:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung look...
2024-12-24 02:37:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had to use the mold I made of my uncle's mouth with Chex Mix bits sticking out to siphon out the con...
2024-12-19 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
A man with a boy hat made condoms for your butt and they explode
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2024-12-17 15:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Perry got married to k. d. lang when her name was Kate Eat Pussy and both their names were k. d. lan...
2024-12-16 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips Head until he braps through his backfly to realistic angels
2024-12-12 14:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and then Goofy used a giant key to get him out and then you saw Big Bird and Barney slapboxing and Titu...
2024-12-09 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a c...
2024-12-05 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The doctors in Canada tried to euthanize me with a bite from a huge spider because I had a personal raincloud from the vibecession and when the worms came out to die it smelled like Shark Tale smellovision
2024-12-02 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
A blump is an underwater blimp the shape and size of a whale and it carries underwater submarines inside your waterbed. And its genitalia are a reverse Minion. Toenail thanksgiving for life no socks no masters
2024-11-28 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the waterfall trick but the mounties confiscated it like Youinque so I live in Singapore now as the voice act...
2024-11-25 23:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the ...
2024-11-21 14:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would ...
2024-11-18 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Africa while trying to eat the airplane because of Mother's Trick. I found KoRn in the poop that Jabb...
2024-11-14 14:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your youngling roommates killed themselves? We talked about the sperm bank again as well as the electi...
2024-11-11 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome to be shrunk down so you can have Justin Trudeau do the gerbil trick with you instead of having ...
2024-11-07 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy much
2024-11-04 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, a...
2024-10-31 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade a...
2024-10-28 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
CD six shooter in the trunk of my car
One through five are blank CD-Rs
Six is the brown note that can make me shart
Evergreen Terrace like im Homer Bart
2024-10-24 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post