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HC: Handyman | Ch. 206 - The Spoils

As the black-horned shagrat's body hit the ground, the momentum of the wave collapsed with it. Despite the number of shagrats still on the f

As the black-horned shagrat's body hit the ground, the momentum of the wave collapsed with it. Despi...

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HC: Card Slinger | Ch. 68 - Tropical Monk

It had been a few hours since Deckard cut a deal with Cerberus’ farming team. He sat in their midst, waiting for the next Red Macaw to spawn

It had been a few hours since Deckard cut a deal with Cerberus’ farming team. He sat in their mi...

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HC: Chapter | Ch. 205 - Too Easy

“Look! They’re weaker already! Hooray!” Horace cheered. The soldiers echoed his call, banging their maces against their wooden shields. The

“Look! They’re weaker already! Hooray!” Horace cheered.

The soldiers echoed his cal...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 204 - The Inconspicuous Shagrat

Jack tapped his foot as he gazed at the pot, from which a rich, savory aroma wafted. He had to decide who would get the four portions.

Once upon a time—back when things were simpler—it would’ve been easy. One for each teammate: ...

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HC: Card Slinger | Ch. 67 – Team

Deckard still hadn’t stepped into Cawldera.  He’d quickly realized he’d need help. But what kind of help—that was still undecided. At first,

Deckard still hadn’t stepped into Cawldera. 

He’d quickly realized he’...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 203 - YES, SIR!

Jack picked up the bones he’d shaped between waves 28 and 29. For two straight hours, he’d measured, sawed, and drilled—again and again.

Now came the sanding.

He filed the holes clean, smoothed the cut edges, and carefully rounde...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 202 - Supermom

Everyone had logged out just before wave 29 hit.

Jack headed downstairs, drawn by the rich scent wafting up from the kitchen—garlic, rosemary, and something faintly lemony. 

He found his mother at the stove, wearing her blue apr...

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FB | Ch. 11 - Instar

Choose a skill to sacrifice.

The prompt wasn’t helpful. As always, the aliens just expected me to figure it out on my own. Jerks. Or maybe that’s just their culture.

How many birds back on Earth kick their chicks o...

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Final Cover for Farming Beetle

Hi everyone!

I want to thank you all for your feedback during the polls. I might still mess around with the letter placement, but this will give you an idea of the cover for Farming Beetle!

2025-06-03 07:48:47 +0000 UTC View Post

HC: Handyman | Ch. 201 - Motivation Boost

Jack and Rob rejoined the others by the fire just in time. Two red bars blinked ominously above the large pot—an in-game warning that the stew was on the verge of burning. Jack lunged forward, pulling it off the flames with seconds to spare. The...

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FB | Ch. 10 - Instagram for the Famous

So there I was, having a picnic with my new friend Carlos.

As we ate, a few interesting things happened. One of them was that I witnessed Carlos splintering.

His two guys had eaten and grown larger. They high-fived, and as their hands ...

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Help Me Tweak Farming Beetle's Cover

Hello friends,

How are you all doing?

Just got two new drawings from the artist. Which body type do you prefer? Why?

It helps if you have read the chapters I've posted of Farming Beetle.

Thank you for your help,

Cáss...

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HC: Card Slinger | Ch. 66 – Cawldera

Deckard tore through the jungle, heart pounding, branches whipping against his arms. He risked a glance back. “You! Get back here!” He’d bee

Deckard tore through the jungle, heart pounding, branches whipping against his arms. He risked...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 200 - Artistry

Jack stared at the stats, barely able to believe his eyes.

Cobalt Romie Tooth Pendant (Epic)

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FB | Ch. 9 - Arc de Nachos

My personal Arc de Triomphe tasted like nachos. I know! I didn’t see it coming either.

It had that divine, crunchy texture—as if the CEO of Doritos himself had cooked it. All I needed was a cold soda and a sports game, and I’d have had...

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Farming Beetle Cover | Sketch 2

Hi, guys!

Here's the second draft for the cover!

Cool, uh?

Also, thank you for helping me with yesterday's poll. We'll use "isekai'd."...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 199 - Tooth

Now that Jack had a shape in mind, he opened a simple drafting app that came with the VRX helmet. He could’ve bought a pen and paper from th

Now that Jack had a shape in mind, he opened a simple drafting app that came with the VRX helmet. ...

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Draft for Farming Beetle's Cover

Hi everyone!

I just wanted to share with you the first draft of Farming Beetle's cover.

I already asked the artist to make Hal more insect-sized an...

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FB | Ch. 8 - My Dream Condo

I don’t want you to think that just because there were predators on this planet, this story is going to turn into some horror tale about zombie-like humans who’ve lost their humanity and become voracious monsters. No. I’m not going into grap...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 198 - Balance

Jack finally allowed himself to breathe once they made it to the first ditch without any incidents. “Wow! You guys really did a great job fo

Jack finally allowed himself to breathe once they made it to the first ditch without any incidents...

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FB | Ch. 7 - The Promised Land

I kept traveling to the promised land. A land flowing with milk and honey, and a place where beasts wouldn’t crush me without risking hitting their heads against a tree. 

I did that and I ate. Not because the food was amazing. No sir....

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FB | Ch. 6 - The Malerpzerp

The earthquake in my neck of the woods wasn’t caused by tectonic plates—it was a malerpzerp.

Now, how do I describe a malerpzerp? Imagine a turkey walking on stilts. Now mash it up with a lynx. Now give it three eyes, five legs, and spri...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 197 - Bickering

Jack carefully dipped the brush into a mix of wax and ash. The wax was warm, its scent faintly sharp as it clung to the bristles. He brought it to the clay disc—half the size of his palm—and finished the pattern: a swirling shape.

The ti...

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FB | Ch. 5 - Stickler

So… which ones did you guess? If you guessed wood, ding, ding, ding. You won!

Why mess with a good thing? Wood chips were delicious, plentiful, and didn’t try to eat me back. It was the most abundant resource around me. I would have sett...

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HC: Card Slinger | Ch. 65 - Dingy Dungeon

After hours of watching Terralore games and grinding his way through this jungle dungeon, Deckard was finally here—facing the final boss. An

After hours of watching Terralore games and grinding his way through this jungle dungeon, Deckard ...

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FB | Ch. 4 - Mashed Peas

For a while, all I did was go from snack to snack like a wedding guest who’s been starving for hours and just saw the buffet open. Don't tell me you can't relate. I once saw a fight break out at a wedding over the last piece of cheese on a table...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 196 - Reinforcement

The first time Jack used [Retreat], the hut had felt tight. This time, it was suffocating. Horace, Rob, and he were all wedged together in the tiny space.

"Can anyone move?" Jack asked, his voice muffled against someone’s shoulder.

"...

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HC: Handyman | Ch. 195 - Retreat

IronFoot hated it—realizing just how thoroughly they’d been played.

Horace had kept them locked in, taunting their pride as much as their cooldowns. Every clash, every line of trash talk, had been calculated. No wonder the guy had surviv...

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Hal Got Isekai'd As A Farming Beetle | INDEX

Ch. 1 - The Bowling Ball

2025-05-20 13:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post

FB | Ch. 3 - Clown Clothes

I expected to start my new life as an alien beetle inside an egg or as a squishy larva—or, ideally, by waking up and realizing this whole mess was a stress-induced dream.

Nope.

I woke up looking exactly like myself. Two hands. Two fe...

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