Good evening my bedfellows!!!!!
My fellows whom I would share a bed with!
For sex and other bed time activies, like Jenga!
Alright, now that I touched the piece, I'm just gonna yank on it.
Editing continues. That is all.
...
Als...
What it do, mah peeps. Y'all ready to date that up?
I mean, I wouldn't.
Crab fisherman have delved deep into her nethers to find a rich vein... of crabs... they're miners now... miners of crabs... she has crabs.
And would ya look at that, ya...
Evenin' skillets, which were forged in the home.
Then used to lovingly make pancakes.
That's right, we're blacksmiths now.
That's why the episodes take so long.
We're forging iron.
LIKE MEN...AND ONE WOMAN...the woman is Izzy.
...
Okay guys, here's the happy haps.
We're gonna break it down cause there's a lot more of you. Like a ridiculous amount of you. Thank you so much for your patronage. Like real talk? We wouldn't give us $5. You are allowing us to live. We wouldn'...
Super cereal face, you guys.
So as many of you may know... SAOA EPISODE 13 IS DOOOOOONE!!!!!
We had a blast premiering it on our Friday stream last week after the triumphant return of Soupcan!!!
We had like 10 times as many viewers, whic...
UPDATE 2: Gonna give Dropbox a shot. We can't find anything that says there's a view limit, but the video quality isn't the best. Hopefully this should work while waiting for the Google Drive's view limit to reset.
UPDATE: Okay, so it appears that ...
2018-08-25 05:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostSome kind of humourous greeting... which may or may not be directed at "the bois"...
Look, they can't all be gems. We can't just spit out hilarious rants every week. We gotta work on the episode CAUSE IT'S ALMOST DONE!!!!!
IT'S COMING REAL...
W- Where
H- Have
A- All
T- The
I- Immaculate
T- Tits
D- Done
O- Off with the leavin' and whatnot
?- Question mark
That's what "What it do?" means. What? You didn't know? You've just...
2018-08-14 02:43:02 +0000 UTC View PostHeya, guys!
Got a quick update for you! I've got about 2 minutes of footage left to lip-sync before starting on SFX and music! That'll include a fair bit of visual editing (redrawing faces, drawing new lip flaps, recreating the particle effect on t...
2018-08-07 03:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostHeya guys,
Not a hugely eventful week this time. Mostly just been editing SAOA as much as possible, and making pretty good progress as a result. Weird. Who knew? Anyway, I've got about a scene and a half left to lip-sync, and then I can start in on...
2018-07-31 04:25:34 +0000 UTC View PostHi-diddly-ho, Neighbourinos!
Izzy here with your weekly dose of family-friendly fun from the Something Witty/Project Mouthwash TheCompoundTM!
Usually I do these things with Carrie, but she's just hopped on a plane back home to Scotland to vi...
2018-07-24 04:18:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello, I'm BuddyVA and I'm here to take over Something Witty. You're welcome. I know how unlikable Carrie was, so I killed her. I'm doing you all a favor. Izzy's alright I guess. Mack is somewhere. Being Mack. As he do. As the new ring leader of Some...
2018-07-10 08:09:32 +0000 UTC View PostHow y'all generous bitches doin?!!!!!
Good?
It better be good!
I'll fuckin kill you!
You deserve to be happy!
We were absolutely blown away (both emotinally and sexually) by you guys this weekend!
We set out on Friday to try to ...
How does it do my slices of home?
Are you well?
Have you been eating properly?
You know what they say. "90 hotdogs a day keeps the doctor away... cause doctors don't work on dead people." That's what you'll be. You'll be a corpse. Don't do t...
What do it, my fellows?!
...
I already fucked this up, didn't I?
Testicles.
Am I doing it? Am I updating?
Goddamn it, I don't know why this is so hard! I help write the updates! It shouldn't be that hard to write...
2018-06-19 03:39:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey, so, remember when we gave you guys good news last week?
NEVER. FUCKIN. AGAIN!!!!
WE HAVE SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE EDITING GOD AND HE'S PISSED!!!
HE IS EXACTING RIGHTIOUS RETRIBUTION ON IZZY'S COMPUTER!
AND ALL OF HIS OTHER THINGS FOR ...
Merry and good morrow, my fellows!!!!
Tis been many a moon cycle since we last coversed.
Pray thee get comfortable as I regail ye with a tale so very... yes.
So any-yee, during these last seven crows of the rooster, verily have [repl...
UPDAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!
Keeping you updated.
It's the update.
Where tasks are stated.
It's the update.
Carrie get fuckin' started, we've already waited.
Okay, you don't have to be a dick about it.
The scripting and editing bus ...
My boiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!
It has been a very informative week.
INFORMATION THE FIRST!!!
It has come to my attention that some viewers wish to know some of the specifics regarding our progress.
I'm rounding the half way point with MHAA...
What it do, my boiiis!
It's SWE's manager and world's second biggest Schmuck, Chase! I'm in BuddyVA's car and we're leaving Canada! By the way, we were in Canada! SWE had a productive work unit. We did everyone's favorite thing, which is scripting ...
2018-05-14 23:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostYou wanna be updated on what I'm doing??
GOD!!!
Every week with this.
What are you, my mom?!
GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!!!!!!
Okay, fine. If you MUST know...
We made a solid start on the script for episode 14 of SAOA.
Excitement ...
DO THE SCRIPT!!!
WRITE THE THING!!!!!
Is pretty much what's happening.
We noticed Izzy doing ridiculous things with his free time, like frolicking in the meadow... with its long sight lines... not showing any regard for the warning ...
What it do, my bois?!!!!
I'll tell you what it do. It do editing and nothing else.
I'm starting to worry about Izzy, he hasn't eaten in weeks and I'm sure as hell not gonna feed him; he could bite my hand off. Then keep it, construct an int...
Join Something Witty at Anime Bos...I mean Sakura-Con 2018.
Where we show a bunch of stuff that's not in this video.
You guys have seen most of it.
If you want us to come to your area and show you videos like the ones not featured in th...
2018-04-21 08:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostStardate: 95892.29
It feels like I've been in this basement for weeks. With no food or water...
Except the water I get from the tap and the food that I order and is delivered to me.
WHAT A TERRIBLE, POINTLESS EXISTENCE!!!!!
I'm force...
Woo, we're getting there!
Fresh off of it's Sakura-Con premiere, here's a fresh preview clip of SAOA 13 to stick way up inside your mystical, vision granting, flesh orbs that we in the biz call "picture balls"! They live in your skull and allow us ...
2018-04-17 05:29:57 +0000 UTC View PostJesus fuck, it's been a while.
We're sorry :(
We were working our butts off to try to have everything all set for Sakura-Con.
Speaking of Sakura-Con, it was amazing. Everyone was so sweet and welcoming.
Thank you so much to all our fa...
SWE Signing
Friday, March 30th
5-6 PM
Shark Robot Booth
Dealer's Hall
SWE Panel (18+)
Friday, March 30th
8-9:30 PM PST
Room 4C-4
Editing continues.
Sakura-Con is in 2 weeks.
Blah blah bleh.
Uh...dicks...I guess?
That is all.
Love,
Something Witty.
