Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

RWBY V3 Commentary, Chapter 11

Team RWBY got robbed.

RWBY V3 Commentary, Chapter 10

Kevin did nothing wrong.

Tales of Berseria Retrospective

Velvet Crowe did nothing wronggggggggggg

RWBY V3 Commentary, Episode 9

RIP in Pieces Pennelia Penson Way

The Winx Go Camping & Unfortunately Are Not Mauled By A Sea Bear

Musa, throw away your guitar.

ATLA Commentary, Book 2 Chapter 2

God save Sokka from the hippies.

ATLA Commentary, Book 2 Chapter 1

She's heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere.

Winx Reboot Episode 5 Thoughts

Professional haters RISE

Winx Series Rewrite, Episodes 6 - 8 (plus revisions)

So I got some notes on Aisha's character in particular, then went back and adjusted her scenes and dialogue. Largely to reinforce her more introverted, shy, slightly anti-social tendencies. As such, enjoy the revisions, plus episodes 6 through 8!<...

Winx 7 Commentary, Episode 18

The list of things we've lost to? Add bananas and lemurs to the list.

Winx 7 Commentary, Episode 17

That was one of the most boring things I've ever seen.

Winx Reboot Episode 4 Thoughts

Oh my god it's so boring.

Winx Reboot Episode 3 Thoughts

You titled it "Winx Versus Trix" and then gave me no fight. How dare you.

Winx Series Rewrite, Episodes 4 & 5

Have yet to finish episode 6, but I figured I'd share 4 and 5 with y'all!

Episode 4 introduces us to Redfountain, and gives us time to get acquainted with the bois. Mostly tho it's to add a bit more context to the Stella and Aisha beef.

Soooooo I May Be Rewriting Winx Club...

The reboot is... a thing which exists (unfortunately). And because my instinct is to make glorified fanfiction, I took an old outline I had for a series rewrite and went to town. Aaaaand now I already have half of season 1 outlined and the scripts...

The Winx Club Reboot Still HATES Witches

We know this isn't well written, but bad shows never are.

Winx Reboot Notes, Episode 13

- “The Power of the Dragon Flame.” Again, such a creative title.

- Wait… how did Vexius know Bloom would go to Lightrock in the first place? I just now realized that.

- And the Winx immediately show up to save Bloom. F in the cha...

Winx Reboot Notes Episode 12

- “Lightrock Fortress.” Oh no. We’re gonna butcher Lightrock. Kill me.

- Fun fact: in Italian, the fortress and Daphne’s lake are both called Roccaluce. Rocca means “fortress,” and luce means “light.” I assume “Lightrock�...

Winx Reboot Notes, Episode 11

- “A New Enemy.” Is it though? We’ve fought Vexius several times by now.

- So Kiko can only show up as cameos now, including fire bunnies… I hate you, Rainbow.

- What was that animation? The rabbit’s movements are so clunky a...

Winx Reboot Notes Episode 10

- “Stella’s New Crush.” CAN WE PLEASE GET CREATIVE WITH THESE TITLES. PLEASE.

- I wanna like Flora’s potion briefcase, but I do not.

- “You always scowl when something’s wrong.” Yes, Musa, and most people cry when they’...

Winx Reboot Notes Episode 9

- “The Simulation Room.” I love that we’re not even trying with out episode titles.

- Also, not gonna lie, I still call it the magical reality chamber. Bless 4Kids terminology.

- Gurl I just said that song is a miss. Please stop...

Winx Reboot Notes Episode 8

- I just now realized the intro has the shot of Bloom and Flora flying where Bloom’s skirt disappears.

- “Rock and Roll Fairies…” I don’t hate the title

- Oh the outro is playing? Is the suffering over already?

- Why do...

Winx Reboot Notes Episode 7

- “Dark Bloom.” Ideally I’d like to get to know actual Bloom before y’all go and turn her evil, but okay. Sure.

- Why does Griffin’s dress look better animated than almost anything else in this show?

- Okay, this angle of Gri...

Winx Reboot Notes Episode 6

- “Into the Woods.” How dare y’all make me think of how much I’d rather be watching that musical, and even that aggressively mediocre film adaptation.

- Are we in Gloomywood Forest? Cuz the woods around Alfea don’t look nearly this...

Winx Reboot Episode 5 Notes

- “The Shopping Trip.” Could we not come up with a better title?

- I hate that Magix City is now Magixia. Was it really that confusing that the planet and city had the same name? And y’all really thought it sounded better by tacking on...

Winx Reboot Notes, Episode 4

- “A Trick by the Trix.” I just… ugh.

- So Darcy is blasting music… and it’s loud enough to reach Griffin’s office? How? What is the layout of this school? How close is the Trix dorm to her office?

- The speaker being a li...

Winx Reboot Notes, Episode 3

- “Winx versus Trix.” What a… lackluster episode title.

- Immediately, the monster is in the Winx’s dorm. HOW? How did no one see this giant, hulking beast waltz through campus and up into the dorm???

- Also, its thumbed feet ...

Yelling About The First Episode of the Winx Reboot for 42 Minutes

Gurl it's so bad.

Winx Reboot Notes, Episode 2

Still trash. And anti-witch propaganda. Let's go.

- “Which Fairy Is Witch?” That title deserves federal prison.

- Again, why is Robin here? Why does she exist? And why does her outfit look like pajamas?

- Faragonda’s office...

Winx Reboot Notes, Episode 1

Yes, I've seen the reboot. Yes, it's hot trash. Here are my notes of episode 1 for your amusement. You have been warned.

- I hate the new intro. Ordinarily, I’d be a fan of reviving “Under the Sign of Winx,” but this cover is trash. Th...