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The Deepest Fears of the Winx Club

See y'all in my nightmares.

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Diaspro Deserved Better

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I don’t think it’s controversial to say that I am sick of Diaspro. Or rather, I’m sick of how the show treats her. Ever since season 5, we’ve continually expunged her criminal record for the sake of dragging her back into th...

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Lazy Men Tell Trash Tales | Winx 6 Commentary, Episodes 15 & 16

This video caused me so much pain, curse you Rainbow.

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How Nightmares Reveal Our Darkest Secrets (Winx Club)

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So I was recently invited to join Lola Valentine over on the Winx Forever Podcast. For that episode, we went over the nightmare episode of season 1, and oh my god, it was such a blast. Thank you for having me, Lola, it was a wonderf...

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Were We Too Mean to the 4Kids Winx Dub?

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Out of all the Winx dubs, 4Kids seems to be the one people either tend to adore… or ignore. As the first English dub of the show, as well as the one distributed in most English-speaking regions before Nickelodeon came along, the 4...

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Why Winx Season 3 Is So Beloved

Stan Enchantix, stan Valtor.

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Why Winx Season 3 Is So Beloved

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I’ve been talking a lot of crap about the newer seasons of Winx Club, and though that is definitely fun, I also wanna highlight parts of the franchise I really love. And so today, we’re gonna talk about season 3 - the season mos...

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Winx Season 4 Doesn't Quite Hold Up

I can't Believix... I am not sorry.

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Winx Season 4 Doesn't Quite Hold Up

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Oh season 4. You were once my favorite, but you’ve dipped a bit as time’s gone by. I still appreciate the changes it tried to implement in letting the Winx grow up after graduating from Alfea, but… it could’ve been handled a...

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The Worst Fights of Winx Club

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We discussed the best fights of the Winx Club franchise, so now it only makes sense we dunk on the worst ones. And ooh gurl, we have a lot of material to work with. Most of these are from the more recent seasons, of course, but ther...

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Roasting Winx Season 7 for 4400 Words Gay

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Rewatching the newer seasons of Winx have made me realize something: season 7 is in fact the worst season. I used to feel it was 6, but the more I’ve rewatched it for my rewrite, the more I’ve come to appreciate the season, flaw...

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The Best Winx Club Fights

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If there’s one thing you never wanna do, it’s piss off the Winx Club. When I was younger, one of the things that drew me to the show was the spectacle of the fights. I wasn’t used to seeing magic fights of this caliber in anim...

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Yelling About How Much I Love The Owl House (finally)

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I’m surprised I haven’t talked about The Owl House before. It’s a lovely little animated series that features compelling storylines, great worldbuilding, and refreshing representation. I just really appreciate the work that Da...

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How I Learned Blender (And Why You Should Too!)

How to learn Blender in five easy steps. Step 1: Delete the Default cube. Step 2: Rewatch the donut tutorial for the fifth time. Step 3: Abandon and cry. Step 4: Repeat the process. Step 5: Profit?

So as the title suggests, I’ve spent quit...

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The Hollow Absurdity of Kingdom Hearts

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Kingdom Hearts feels like coming home. Whenever I’m feeling a bit down or like I need something lighthearted and wacky as a pickmeup, I’ll fire up either Kingdom Hearts 1 or 2 and barrel through the Heartless. It’s a nice alte...

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Ranking Every RED Song script

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Red is one of my favorite Taylor Swift albums, and one of my favorite albums… ever. Granted, I’m still expanding my musical palate, but through it all, Red has stuck with me since my first listen, and Taylor’s Version has ceme...

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Castlevania Was Better Than It Had Any Right To Be

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I recently rewatched the first season of Netflix’s Castlevania with a friend, and oh my god I forgot how much I love this show. Trevor being Trevor. The fourth season came out… nearly a year ago, wow. So I am very late to the pa...

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Re-Ranking the Winx Transformations

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Yep. We’re doing this again. It’s been a while since my last video on this topic, and my thoughts have changed quite a bit. And so I figured, why not redo this video and share my updated thoughts? Not to mention, I have sins to ...

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folklore is a storytelling masterpiece

till youtube tears it all up

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I Rewrote RWBY Volume 8, Part 2

I'm dead inside

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I Can't Stop Talking About Encanto (and also Bruno)

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“We don’t talk about Bruno!” But we will sing about him!

I really hope more people are enjoying Encanto now that it’s on streaming, because my god, I utterly adore this movie and its cast. And just like everyo...

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And the Most Underrated Winx Club Season Is...

Aisha stans, today we rise

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I Rewrote RWBY Volume 8 Part 2 script

Welcome to the Grimm Boogaloo

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The Silver Eyes Are Shallow

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The Silver Eyes are not a very popular part of RWBY, and honestly, have never been. Though it was clear from day 1 they’d be important somehow, I don’t think the way they’ve been executed has resonated with most folks. Back in...

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Behold the Most Underrated Winx Season script

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When you ask a Winx fan what their favorite season is, it’s pretty rare for someone to say 2. And while 2 isn’t my favorite either, that makes me sad, because it’s definitely one of the best seasons, and was a great step-up fr...

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Ranking the Winx Soundtracks

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Music is a key aspect of the Winx Club franchise. While an alarming number of the songs are admittedly the same generic nonsense of the protagonists in fact being the Winx, and singing about friendship and how if you have no friends...

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What RWBY Can Learn From Taylor Swift (early cut)

help

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What RWBY Can Learn From Taylor Swift

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I think it’s safe to say that the RWBY fandom is still clamoring for the Volume 8 soundtrack. Since its beginning, the music has continually been the thing receiving the most praise from fans, oftentimes filling in gaps in the sto...

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Semblances Don't Matter

i am dead inside

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Semblances Don't Matter

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Penny’s breakdown of how Ruby’s Semblance works makes me wanna scream. It’s meant to be for comedy - which is already weird given this is meant to be a volume where the Big Bad is laying siege and about to kill us all - but it...

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