This week Jonny and Richard are impressed by the Wells Vertige, apart from one thing. Also in this episode, cars that handle well but look like plop, replacing love with gloves in lyrics, what happens when you buy a Golf R, respect for Sweden’s ...
2023-01-29 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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This week’s show notes is largely made up of low quality photos from Jonny and Richard’s night out at the What Car? awards (and the morning after). So we start with the results of visiting the photo booth man with hats. Note the mineswept wine...
2023-01-22 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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After a night at the What Car? awards Jonny and Richard are together in central London sounding a bit rancid as they meander their way through various topics including hotel room mishaps, badly made awards trophies, Roger Moore impressions, learn ...
2023-01-22 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello people of Patreon.
We bring you exciting news. The fourth Smith and Sniff On That Live Of Things is happening next month at Lotus in Norfolk. Here are the headlines:
When: Thursday 9 February
Where<...
2023-01-20 17:34:52 +0000 UTC
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Well now, what do we have this week? We start with the side straked mullet of singer Paul King and a picture of his equally mullety band on Top of the Pops. Then we have that blue hair gel found in all ‘80s bathrooms, the glorious Tatra 603 comi...
2023-01-15 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Jonny and Richard fall in love with an old Tatra coming up for auction.
Also in this episode, 1980s mullet strakes, BMW no longer selling cars to the police, what went on at the Sunday Scramble, a Lotus Elite with a powerful interior, ...
2023-01-15 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello again. This week in pics we have the F-150 Lightning driven by Richard and some of his holiday photos. After that we have a pic of the F-150 rear step and handle in the correct position, the Bronco and Bronco Spowaaaataaagh, the Volvo V60 an...
2023-01-08 18:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Richard has been in the US driving Ford’s all-electric F-150 while Jonny went to Somerset in a Volvo. Also in this episode, an art gallery owner’s shabby Mercedes, why things don’t get stolen out of American pick ups, Bronco v Bronco Spowaaa...
2023-01-08 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Happy new year, everyone.
The first pod release of 2023 is Jonny and Richard answering audience questions during their live show at The Car Barn. Topics covered include a strange aftershave called Jape, best piss vistas, worst wing on a car,...
2023-01-01 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone.
Hope you’re having a nice break, or near offer. There’s no new episode of Smith and Sniff this week but here, exclusively for Patrons, is what we like to think of as the engineering test mule for the show. This was ...
2022-12-26 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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This week in pictures we have Ozzy Osbourne’s quad bike, a screen grab from Popbitch about James Dyson’s weird dehydration regime, a Vauxhall Agila with its tiny exhaust, that Welsh Volvo garage, and a Daihatsu Angel Fish.
Ozzy’s quad ...
2022-12-18 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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In their last show of the year Jonny and Richard are in a rustic room together discussing DIY AdBlue, James Dyson’s thirst headaches, Ozzy Osbourne’s quad bike for sale, forgetting which side your fuel filler is on, a man in a Suzuki Carry fil...
2022-12-18 18:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello again. This week have various pictures from the live show (including the amazing low mileage 100NX in the marquee) followed by The Snowman being a thief, a typical bit of Belgian lab equipment for drinking beer, the surprisingly nice new Ast...
2022-12-11 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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This show was recorded in front of a live audience at the Car Barn and Aston Workshop in Beamish, County Durham. Topics covered include why old people should drive faster, accusing The Snowman of being a thief, the wrong car in Gremlins, a warning...
2022-12-11 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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We start this week with a pic of the Suzuki Solio Bandit. Yes, it’s a real thing. So is the Toyota Voxy. Here’s a photo of that too. Then we have Richard feeling sorry for himself wrapped in a blanket during recording, DJ Khaled inviting you t...
2022-12-04 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Jonny has been out on the town and Richard is suffering from a cold. Also in this episode, the spaciousness of Simple Minds, spotting Pinin Popeye’s enemy, Kei car insults, a brief review of the Kia EV6, DJ Khaled’s AirBnB, Daniel Craig spills...
2022-12-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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In pictures this week we lead with Popeye, just so you can see what a peculiar-looking man he is. Then we have a couple of sneaky StreetView pics of the Pinin, and some examples of the weird world (and slightly too thin shirt) of the CEO of Fiat. ...
2022-11-27 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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In our first episode with our new sponsor, Jonny has spotted a familiar face with badly cared-for car. Also in this episode, the man who tries to save Kas, laid back dentistry, buying an ex-courtesy car, the weird social media postings of Fiat’s...
2022-11-27 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Not a lot of show notes this week, but we’ve got pics of the terrible 1990s Chrysler Sebring convertible and an example of an Avon car-shaped cologne bottle and these three links
Quentin Willson wears out one Peugeot front tyre in the 1998...
2022-11-20 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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This week’s episode is a recording of the audience Q&A from Jonny and Richard’s live show at Morgan. Topics covered include random gifts, MOT failure rallycross, confusing beeping caused by drinking, Jason Plato getting thrown out of a pub...
2022-11-20 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hello you.
Yes, Jonny and Richard are doing another live show and once again Patrons get first dibs on tickets. Here are the headlines;
When: Thursday 8 December 2022
Where: The Aston Workshop Ca...
2022-11-18 12:14:33 +0000 UTC
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Hello again. This week in pictures we have the Cupra T/Formentor, the interior of the MG4 (tiny heated seat buttons not pictured), Matt LeBlanc in some terrible ‘90s sunglasses, Tom Cruise not suiting Aviators (according to Jonny), a listener’...
2022-11-13 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Jonny and Richard have a big moan about modern car interiors. Also in this episode, the Cupra Tormentor, a small problem with the MG4, the joy of a real key, turning off a moving car, controversial takes on sunglasses, Grand Designs double Legacy,...
2022-11-13 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello you,
Slightly later than planned due to the technical issue of us forgetting to upload it, here’s the video version of our recent live show at Bentley. Enjoy!
Jonny and Richard
2022-11-12 11:01:22 +0000 UTC
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Hello again Patrons, and a big thank you to all of you who made it to the live recording at Bentley last Wednesday. Hope you had as much fun as we did.
In pictures this week, we have a few photos from OTLOT2, followed by a nice retro s...
2022-11-06 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Speaking live in front of an audience inside the Bentley Excellence Centre for Vehicle Quality, Jonny and Richard discuss making Bentleys, hot plates, strange food cooling methods, tyre hernias, the death of a Ford, the distinctive noise of the mk...
2022-11-06 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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In pics this week we have a couple of photos of the Nio ES8, as seen by Richard near JLR HQ. Then - great news! - we’ve identified the Corvette-ish mobility scooter Jonny saw and here it is. Ironically, it’s called a Viper. Finally, that tidy ...
2022-10-30 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Richard has seen something slightly interesting near a well-known car company HQ. Also in this episode, realising Gulliver wasn’t massive, scenes from a live-action model village, a brief rant about leaf blowers, a Corvette-style mobility scoote...
2022-10-30 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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We start this week with a picture of Jonny drinking Guinness in his hotel room in Ireland. Then we we have the evolution of the Opel badge and the hard-to-draw Vauxhall badge, the Rolls-Royce Spectre, the ridiculous Peugeot 1007, and the almost as...
2022-10-23 17:01:02 +0000 UTC
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This week, Jonny is in Ireland drinking Guinness, sadly not in the company of his favourite family-based band. Also in this episode, an old school night out, drunk electric scootering, great Opel upholstery, trying to draw the Vauxhall badge, the ...
2022-10-23 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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