So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too?
What we forgot is that putting the two t...
We are coming up on the recording of Episode 25.5, which is due to be released on the 25th of January. As this is ten bonuses after the last Q&A, it's time to once again ask you, the wonderful, beautiful, baying masses: Whaddaya wanna know?
What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course!
And there's only one man who c...
2022-01-04 21:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz.
A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of co...
Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this.
A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible o...
Some background here for if you're listening to this post-release:
At the time of release we implied heavily that this would be the Daniel Craig Casino Royale episode then as a fun prank pulled the rug and actually discussed the David Niven...
Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constant competition to think of the most spurious possib...
2021-12-14 22:47:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock!
This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping bri...
I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's g...
2021-11-30 23:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film ...
(I fixed the file sorry - Dev)
Give me good numbers Jimmy!!
It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifet...
007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.
This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are ...
It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutel...
This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?
Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social s...
2021-10-26 23:03:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Our beautiful and loyal patrons, we have restocked out extremely popular (and high quality) Kronsteen Rosette and Goodnight Cross pins designed by friend of the show https://twit...
2021-10-20 15:16:27 +0000 UTC View Post
It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired kill...
2021-10-19 22:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for a new guy
Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet wor...
You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robe...
2021-10-05 21:55:29 +0000 UTC View Post
AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi soun...
2021-09-28 21:37:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October.
Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a crimi...
It's time for a New Guy.
We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to ...
Oi! It's the bloody third patreon Q and A it is it is. I can't think of a description for this. Tune in!
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design...
2021-09-07 21:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it.
Everything is in place for a fuc...
Now pay attention 007...
It'll soon be time for another Q&A Episode! Send us, your real-life friends*, questions that you'd like us to answer and we will disclose the top-secret behind-the-paywall information for your ears only!
*W...
2021-08-26 08:56:46 +0000 UTC View Post
It technically has Roger Moore in it so it still counts. Also, we develop a new rule for non-Bond franchises.
2021-08-25 04:55:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only ...
Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt.
Note: There's no Jazz outro in this...
2021-08-10 22:55:14 +0000 UTC View Post
No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.
They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have ...
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Kill James Bond proudly presents the second in our lauded Bond series, insp...
2021-07-27 23:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, we discuss Cars 2.
Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Ca...