michellecuunis

And just like that you're in a sandstorm!

Cue the Darude and never let it stop.

Hi my dear Patron. Do you even have any idea about that song? Gosh, I think I was watching olympic climbing and heard sandstorm in the background and it threw me back a good ten or gulp&n...

EB - Chapter 6 (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Here she is. For regular readers, this is the action-packed conclusion, along with implications to follow. Otherwise, this is just Valentina waking up and getting ready for her day. Just like any other...

Breaking Ground

But from the bottom up, my patron.

 It's over, isn't it? Isn't it over? (Cried my eyes out at that scene in Steven Universe)

 It is with a heavy heart and a dramatically over-emphasized sigh that I retire from m...

Super Secret Poll

How do you two think EB is going?

This is only for swell engagers and my bosom buddies. Don't be shy. It's only the pair of you at the moment! Unless I am going to stray into multi-boob territory.

EB Ch 6 Teaser 2 & Weekly Greetings

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I hope you don't think me aloof! But if you did you wouldn't be wrong. I have been on a bit of a vacation and stole away to prepare this week's delicious offerings of my progress.

 Part o...

EB - Chapter 6 - Teaser 1

 Well hello dear Patron!

 Chapter 6, the first nibble. Valentina is back and still getting ready for her day. How many times does she need to get off before she can take a shower, right? I keep wanting to push things along b...

Surprises in the Heat

Greetings my dear Patron~

 Staying cool? It has been a scorcher over the past few days and I have been hiding in the AC like my life depends on it. Got the smallest squirt of rain last night and it barely cooled anything off. One of th...

Experimental Business - Branching Poll

Greetings my dear Patron.

 As EB starts to spread its wings and the multiple paths continue to branch out, we see a different variety of interactions and pairings. New characters and new opportunities alongside some tried and tru...

EB - Chapter 5~! (Full Text)

Well, what do you know my sweet Patron? Another great place to put a pin in the action in the story and another full chapter is delivered right into your faithful arms.

 Sometimes I manage it, don't I?

I have to admit, I LO...

Familial Bonds

How close is too close?

Curious what you are into regarding this subject and if it is something you are interested in exploring along with me. Check all boxes that check your proverbial boxes, if you don't mind?

O...

Coming clean

(Ayyyyyyy.)

Greetings Patron!

I don't know if you can pick up on it or not, but I realized after writing that first bit of Trish's trip to 'Brimming Bucket's' that I had to go back and alter a few titles. Because I originally had all...

EB Teaser 5.1

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to post this last week, but (insert various excuses here).

Unreal, right?

And my weekend got quite busy on top of that and next thing you know I feel as if I were in the proverbial...

I haven't forgotten!

Hi dear Patron!

My work broke me today and I haven't been able to upload a teaser.

I have some tasty words for you but they will be delayed by a day or two. Forgive me!

Hopefully my hucow thesis will provide enough in the mean...

The Stages of a Hucow by Michelle Cuunis

Hello dear visitor, I humbly offer to you what I deem are the stages of hucow. I am far from an authority on the subject, but merely an enthusiastic observer and one who considers themself good at organising concepts into delicious bite-sized piec...

Frontier? More like FUN-tier!

Greetings Patron,

 I'd apologize for starting off a rant title with such a horrendously unforgivable play on words, but the play on words was unforgivable. Yeah I have no idea, but I am all over the map today mentally.

Obligatory Super Secret Poll

So you are a Swell Engager? Perhaps one of the legendary Bosom Buddies? Something else?

 Well, do I have a poll for you! (Ayy.)

 Actually, I just want to test this system and have something for you to find and s...

I Updated my Patreon Tiers

Greetings dear Patrons current, past, and potential.

 Michelle here.

Long story short, nothing has changed, but I added some tiers. Everyone who was a 'generous onlooker' until now is still just as generous and looki...

EB - Chapter Four (Full text!)

Been a lot of back and forth between us this week, hasn't there been, dear Patron?

 I have been quite excited by it. Also, I have that whole hucow thing already written up and waiting in the wings, but I clicked 'photo' and have ...

Thoughts on hucows

As if it were some insightful philosophical subject!

 Mockery aside, I like to approach every flavor of fetish with a certain level of respect if I am going to be approaching it at all. And the poll has been interesting, particul...

What is a 'hucow'?

 This might come off as random, but I am curious where the definition of hucow falls in your realms. I am going to post an escalating level of what I think are the various levels of 'hucow' and you go ahead and check off the boxes that apply...

It was SPF 50+++

Finally checked out what kind of sunscreen I used my dear Patron.

 Another nice weekend comes and goes. It has been quite rainy and humid here, but there was a break in the weather long enough to enjoy a day at the water park wit...

EB - Chapter Three (Full Text)

Greetings my dear Patron!

 What do you know? It isn't a teaser, but the full chapter! Woo hoo! Spoilers, I ended up cutting this chapter much shorter than I thought because it looked like folks wanted a bit more MC rather than deliciou...

Twisting and turning you're feeling the burning you're...

Greetings my dear Patron,

  I jumped in the pool for the first time this year and it was exquisite. Obviously, I also got embarrassing sunburn on my face and shoulders and officially have 'tan lines' if you consider red and ...

Am I too cruel to my characters?

While writing this week's rant I asked this question and am curious what you think about that? Here is hoping that my answers can help express your feelings adequately enough.

I attempted to formulate the answers to this poll from 'less cru...

EB - Ch 3 - Teaser 2

Hi Patron!

 I am starting to get an idea of what I want to call this chapter, but haven't decided yet. I was thinking of something along the lines of 'Self Service', or maybe 'The Weight.' Maybe 'The Wait.' We shall see yet. Feel free ...

Light Shilling and a Sexy Water Slide Scenario

Greetings my dear Patron!

 I wanted to share an image I recently generated and touched up. Of the lovely doctor if you hadn't guessed. I will add in the original generation and the book cover itself as well for your perusal.

Greetings and Poll on EB Ch3 Teaser 1

Hey there Patron! Hope you are well!

I am doing quite well myself, despite this and that. Have you had a chance to read that teaser? It was basically one hot and heavy sex scene and I am curious what you thought about it. Please feel free t...

EB - Chapter 3 - Teaser 1

Hello dear Patron,

 Having a lovely day? I certainly hope so. I am doing quite well. Maybe writing this chapter has something to do with that. I will say right off the bat that it isn't as much as I normally put out there for a t...

This is not a drill

*Sung to the tune of 'World of Pure Imagination' from the OG Charlie and the chocolate factory.*

When they grow
Then you'll know

It's a world of
expanding invitation

Pop a pill

Feel...