Every busy man the world over dreams of a slutty "anything for you sir" secretary. It's a badly kept secret. Very few of us are lucky enough to have it though. You've made a private fantasy come true, and I'm going to thank you in the way that...
2025-02-26 15:49:05 +0000 UTC View PostKinda a funny one but I realised that a big part of why I was so... out of it in this one was that I was really tired when I recorded it. My sleep schedule's been sparodic lately so I was a big sweaty groaney mess for this one, for better and for ...
2025-02-24 12:29:51 +0000 UTC View Post
And by that you mean me, apparently. What, loud music, online games at night, constant chatting, you have a problem with that? Oh you do? Well come right in then ma'am, we'll "talk" about it and see if I can't bring you round to having a bit o...
2025-02-24 01:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
You need to stop getting yourself into trouble. You might be living in the wilds now, but that doesn't mean you need to BE wild. We make plenty of time to do that privately. Now if you let me patch you up, I'll show you just why&...
2025-02-23 15:50:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Let your feet dangle off the edge of the bed again, it's perfectly safe down here.
Monsterfuckers of the more esoteric variety punching the air and grinning rn
But in a nutshell, tentacles, whispery growly tones t...
2025-02-18 13:56:09 +0000 UTC View PostOut and about, trying not to get heard by the neighbours. Isn't that spicey?
2025-02-17 14:53:20 +0000 UTC View PostFeels odd putting up a new poll while the previous winner's still up in the air but... that's where I've ended up due to OGY's no good very bad awful awful week.
Either way, pick away and y'all will get this one within a week... I hope, barr...
2025-02-16 15:14:49 +0000 UTC View Post
There's something about the smell of the beach. Sea spray on the air, the underlying tones of sand and surf. And then there's the sound. Gently rocking waves. Something about it puts you in the mood, him too. That's how the two of you got star...
2025-02-14 13:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostSo I'm away from home this week, not exactly a holiday but I knew it was coming so I was prepped, I thought.
Turns out the AirBnB I booked has bad enough WiFi to make my cloud storage inaccessible. On top of that, there was a mixup and the ...
A stripped down gentle telling of virginity loss, in the hands of an easy going professional.
This audio features the speaker being a [Sex worker], the listener being a [Virgin], and a slow careful go at their [First time]. There's a lot of...
2025-02-11 16:43:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Complaining about syntax errors, stroking myself lubed, going on tangents that end with me gritting my teeth and forgetting what I was saying, being generally incoherent. I think this might be a good one.
It is a ramblefap btw :PP
2025-02-10 13:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been a while, between the two of you. You had a wonderful... teacher/student relationship. You'd come by the lecture theatre at the end of the day. You'd do stuff on his desk. He'd come by you in the library, purely 'accidentally', and yo...
2025-02-08 22:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostRightyo, normal poll, after this i'ma put up stuff for tag suggestions, not script suggestions tho, there's already two on here, so vote for these runners up pls folks :3
Promise I won't accidentally make the neighbour into your coworker or ...
2025-02-06 15:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Parents' evenings are a mixed bag. On the one hand, the 'asshole teachers' you'd been told about... are assholes. The building's a maze as well. Thankfully, your last meeting of the night is with a quiet, tired looking and... kinda cute Englis...
2025-02-05 20:55:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you take someone who's too tired to do commentary tonight, too horny to not jerk off, too pre-primed to not edge and too eager to not flick through a dozen different vids to overstimulate himself.
You get w...
2025-02-03 00:26:51 +0000 UTC View Post
You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.
So, when a hero bl...
2025-02-01 22:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostWell that vampire wasn't supposed to be Scottish but that's how he came out lol
Anyway, nothin' new this week, let's whittle down these runners up. On you go you lot, have fun, enjoy your weekly choice paralysis
The Witc...
2025-01-29 16:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostHiya folks. So the last audio rubbed up against patreon's T's and C's a bit due to some of the framing of the kinkier stuff.
I've made a space for audios that end up in this situation over on the patreon section of the discord, where they'r...
2025-01-29 00:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a ramblefap :PP, where I watch someone get off in their car
Fr tho like, if someone watched them irl, that'd be voyeuristic, does this count? Idk it feels like it has the vibe, but I fucked with it heavy
Oh and do ...
2025-01-27 13:57:45 +0000 UTC View PostThis messy fool of a fledgeling keeps getting himself into trouble. It falls to you to pick up after him, considering you made him what he is.
That means punishment, care, and... positive reinforcement of correct behaviour, is v...
2025-01-26 22:48:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm many things. A doctor, a fighter, a scholar, even a gentleman by some definitions. And according to others, I'm a monster. Out there on the streets of this bleak city, there is blood on my hands. But in here, there's only you. And by the e...
2025-01-24 18:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: This one is based around something that starts with 'in' and rhymes with 'zest' and it gets a focus. I would put the warning more plainly but Patreon is funny about this stuff. Lots of use of a word that rhymes with 'mister' as part of...
2025-01-22 18:51:46 +0000 UTC View PostFr though I do not understand where the fuck some pornos get their titles, it's the stuff of goddam madness to me. I know people talk... badly when they're horny but it almost feels like trying to mimic that lol
Anyway, I do ho...
2025-01-21 13:14:18 +0000 UTC View PostLook the titles for these are hard alright lol
But yep! The Hero Claiming You audio has been shipped off to be done in my own time, the rest are staying, leaving us with two returning audios, and four new ones, cus it was a mighty brainstorm...
2025-01-20 21:42:21 +0000 UTC View Post
CW: DC for the speaker in this one. Again, if you don't know what it means, please do ask either me or on the discord in the NSFW section.
Power behind the throne’s a very generational thing. One king drops away and al...
2025-01-20 15:45:57 +0000 UTC View Post
A fire alone in Lamia country. Some would call that madness. A surefire way to draw the cold blooded to you, their generous anatomy and all, not that you'd think of that sort of thing at a time like this. Yet here you are, taking that risk so ...
2025-01-19 23:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostI can't link cus of Patreon rules, but if you head on over to my reddit account, scroll past the pinned comments, you'll find an audio featuring none other than Viktor from Arcane.
For those of you not ...
2025-01-16 19:46:55 +0000 UTC View PostJust a lil' gap filler poll errione!
This one's going up now and I'll be recording in the week, you can expect a mystery upload on GWA on Thursday.
Am I teasing something special? Yes. Because I'm quite proud of it and it's topical.
With this one, I mean, this is the fiftieth, not counting commissions or monthlies.
Half a century of ramblefaps, good god
But yap, hope you've all enjoyed the journey so far, here's to another fifty descriptions of tingly dick ...
2025-01-14 14:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostCW: I'm gonna attach a NC warning to this one. If you don't know what it is, message me to ask or check the discord. It's not particularly dark in tone and very fantasy-coded but it is there.
The Norse God of Mischief is...
2025-01-13 20:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post