Hard Digest September 9: Early Access Les Claypool, Planet Fitness, Tim Walz, and More
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By Hard Digest September 8: Early Access Cocktails, Exes, Posers, and More
Party Guests Endure 30-Minute Wait for Drinks from Friend Who Just Got Into Cocktail Making
By 2024-09-09 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest September 7: Early Access Country Music, Marlboro Miles, Rhino XXL Pills, Mistakes, and More
Country Musician Put Out of Work by AI Capable of Boot Licking Ten Times Faster
By Hard Digest September 6: Early Access Bad Religion, Drunks, Check Engine Light, Attachment Styles, and More
Bad Religion’s New Album Slams Inefficiencies of the Medicare System
By Hard Digest September 5: Early Access Trump, Grandmas, Moon Shoes, and More
Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying “Ew”
By MVP: Tears For Fears "Head Over Heels"
Today on the podcast we take a trip to our local library to harass the hardworking librarian with a gun, we also break down the video for "Head Over Heels" by Tears For Fears. So settle in, think about Donnie Darko and enjoy the show.
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Hard Digest September 4: Tim Burton, Early Access Acid, Bill and Ted, Math Rock, and More
Hot Topic Immediately Opens New Location Next To Tim Burton’s Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
By Hard Digest September 3: Early Access Scene Elders, Weed, Hiking, and More
Scene Elder Passes Down Oral History of Who Hates Who and Why
By Hard Digest September 2: Early Access WWE, Dental Surgery, Fruitopia, and More
Millennial’s Alcoholism Traced Back to Prolonged Exposure to Attitude-Era WWE as a Child
By Hard Digest September 1: Early Access Mercyful Fate, Jobs, Arms Dealers, and More
Guy Wearing Mercyful Fate Shirt Inside 200-Year-Old Church Kind of Disappointed He Didn’t Burst into Flames Upon Entering
By Hard Digest August 31: Early Access Guitar Center, Insane Clown Posse, Truck Repair, Band Name, and More
Man Unsure If He’s Listening to Grateful Dead Live Recording or Just In a Guitar Center on a Saturday Afternoon
By Hard Digest August 30: Jack White, Early Access Alice Cooper, Family Values, Astronauts, Muppets, and More
Jack White Demands Trump Stop Using His Songs By Sending Campaign Cease and Desist Letter on 7”
By Hard Digest August 29: Early Access Punk Shows, Billy Joel, Bird Watching, and More
So-Called Punk Show Still Features Organized Ticket Line and Thorough Safety Procedures
By New Episode of MVP: Korn "Freak On a Leash"
Nu metal is back and hotter than ever and this week Bill and Dan break down the classic music video for Korn's "Freak On A Leash" which definitively proves scatting saves lives.
Watch the video here then listen to the episode: 2024-08-29 08:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest August 28: Early Access The Smashing Pumpkins, Cool Jazz, Drake, and More
Smashing Pumpkins Fan Furious Smashing Pumpkins Released a Good Album in 2024
By Hard Digest August 27: Oasis, Burning Man, Stop & Shop, Plus Early Access Posts
Negotiator Who Got Oasis Back Together Now Tasked With Much Easier Job of Convincing Israel to Agree to A Ceasefire
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2024-08-26 18:35:47 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest August 25: Early Access NPR, Toilet Paper, Climate Change, and More
Power-Mad NPR Announces Giant Desk Concerts
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By Hard Digest August 25: Early Access Maynard James Keenan, Political Discourse, Partying, Deadpool, and More
Maynard James Keenan’s Winery Not Sure What to Do With Pallets of Unsold “Stinkfist Chardonnay”
By Hard Digest August 23: Early Access Nardwuar, Forklifts, Banks, Facebook, and More
Nardwuar Ushered Out of Gentlemen’s Club for Addressing Dancers by Their Real Names
By Hard Digest August 22: Tom Morello, Early Access Friendship, Charmin Bears, Lars Ulrich, and More
Exhausted Tom Morello Faxes in Protest of Chicago DNC
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MVP: Guns N' Roses "November Rain"
If you are anything like us you love the short stories of Del James, and thankfully this classic Guns N' Roses video for "November Rain" is based on one of his works, but you already knew that. We break it down anyway. Give it a listen.
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Hard Digest August 21: Pumpkin Spice, Early Access Threads, Bill Maher, Hipsters, and More
“It’s Too Early for Pumpkin Spice!” Says Man with Fridge Full of Oktoberfest Beers
By Hard Digest August 20: Joe Biden, Donald Trump AI, Early Access Bounces, Old Phones, New Age Hippies, and More
Tearful Joe Biden Delivers Powerful Speech About How Thankful He Is to Have Funded a Genocide
By Hard Digest August 19: Dave Matthews, Early Access Carcass, SmarterChild, Child Stars, and More
DNC Officials on Edge After Dave Matthews Parks Tour Bus Blocks Away From Convention Venue
By Hard Digest August 18: Early Access Influencers, Renovations, Amish Villages, and More
Estranged Influencer Couple Agree to Stay Together For the Algorithm
By Hard Digest August 17: Price Gouging, Early Access The Decemberists, Potpourri, Palestine, Brat Summer, and More
Conservative Who Has Been Complaining About Grocery Prices Says Harris’ Price-Gouging Ban is Communism
By Hard Digest August 16: Early Access Burritos, Bill Maher, Tattoos, J.D. Vance, and More
Punk Foodie Can Tell Which Factory Gas Station Burrito Came From
By Hard Digest August 15: Early Access Concertgoers, Garbage Pail Kids, Ghosts, and More
Self-Conscious Concertgoer Really Needed to Hear Crowd He’s In Was Amazing Tonight
By MVP: The Cranberries "Zombie"
If you wanted a fun romp of a music video then good news, this week we break down The Cranberries mega classic "Zombie." Listen, and maybe you will learn a little something.
Watch the video: 2024-08-15 09:00:06 +0000 UTC
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