I had this chat with George over zoom, but it was a great one nonetheless. We took two swings at this conversation, because George's ideas evolved in between the time we recorded and the time I put it out, and I hope you enjoy listening to the cha...
2020-12-14 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyo Lovely Patreonites!
I’ll be doing a live The Last Post show on 20 December to celebrate having (almost) finished a whole year of absolutely bloody ridiculous alternate universe satire.
Guests will include Josh Gondelman, Aliso...
2020-12-13 20:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo Patreonites!
This week is slightly irregular - I’ll be doing the tuesday 8pm tea with Alice salon at 8pm LA time. So it’ll be 8pm PST, Tuesday 15th December, 3pm Sydney time (Wednesday 16).
The invitation is below, and I’l...
2020-12-13 01:53:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo Lovely Patreonites!
The next tea salon for Afternoon Tea Subscribers and up will be in Australian East coast 8pm on the 8th December.
Which I think is
Hallo Lovely Patreonites
What a weekend! It’s been so many things, I almost don’t know where to start.
Let’s do; Tea Salon Update, Talk About Friday’s show and then Mum’s birthday.
...
2020-11-29 20:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo Patreonites!
I will be live streaming my work in progress show at The Comedy Store tonight for those of you who can't come.
It will be at 7pm AEST (6am BST, ungodly o'clock American time) and should stay up for 24 hours.
Th...
2020-11-27 00:10:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I used to have an English professor who said “all language is quotation”. Which I loved.
He was a great professor. He’d come in with his lecture all written on scraps of paper and napkins, and speak in incredibly elegant and well cons...
2020-11-23 23:50:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo lovely people - last week we tried a new thing for the first time; for afternoon tea level and up, a small group salon. It was very lovely, and I enjoyed it immensely. We’re rotating timezones each Tuesday, but you can come to any or all o...
2020-11-21 20:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo lovely Patreonites - I’ll be doing this first experimental Tea With Alice Salon for subscribers at the afternoon tea level and above.
I sent through the link in the previous post about it, and the password and full invite are also u...
2020-11-17 04:56:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hugh Mackay is a family friend, he's also the founder of the Australian quarterly research series The Mackay Report 1979-2003, which later became The Ipsos Mackay Report. He is a psychologist, social researcher and writer. He was a weekly newspape...
2020-11-15 03:29:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo you lovely Patreonites, you mini-Medicis, you community of top notch folks with great taste in whatever this thing is.
As I mentioned a little while back, I’ve been planning to update the tiers for a little while, and then I procras...
2020-11-06 08:20:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Comedy Store Show is live now – the direct ticket link is here: http://bit.ly/201127CS
Telling you lovely Patreonites first, of course! I’ll also let you know ‘As ASAP As ...
2020-11-05 09:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo!
I’m thinking about the future, assuming there is one - I’ve spent most of this year feeling like it’s impossible to plan more than three months ahead, but that now includes the beginning of next year.
If you’re a The Las...
2020-11-01 04:35:55 +0000 UTC View Post
SpaceAcre are a British Alt-Electro-Pop duo made up of Phoebe Little (lead vocals, guitar, keys) and Jas Scott (vocals, bass, synths, cello). Phoebe used to do music with my twin, and when he told me they were trapped in a bunker making post-apoca...
2020-10-27 22:16:09 +0000 UTC View Post
ETA: okay! I’ve made the call. I’m going to NOT have a 2 drinks minimum and will pay the extra 25% on venue hire.
It’s worth it to get back in the flow of live performance, and I we can make it so nobody loses money, as long as people...
2020-10-26 23:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post
ETA: hallo! I’m at the opera house from now, so if you’re coming along and having any problems, just hit me up and I’ll sort you out. The opera house hasn’t been great with communication, but I’m available, and it’s at the Joan Sutherl...
2020-10-16 07:18:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Laura Davis is a friend of the show, and one of my favourite people in the whole world.
We talked over LOTS of tea about her new bus show, and the horrible little mince man found art who is the unexpected avatar of 2020.
He...
2020-09-30 01:26:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I have conquered! I can finally use my computer like I could use my computer before I tried to fix my computer!
(Except for Microsoft Word, alas, lost to me. He was a good companion. I knew him all my life, but he will be honoured with a pl...
2020-09-24 05:13:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Today was a fascinating exercise in admin. It made me think of that, “for want of a nail, the shoe was lost/ for want of a shoe, the horse was lost...” poem and also the lady who swallowed a spider. I’ll try to describe the most boring thing...
2020-09-21 12:37:42 +0000 UTC View Post
And yes, it is immensely embarrassing! This is the LEAST EMBARRASSING PAGE!
Look at that mix of self awareness, self consciousness and smugly precocious pretentiousness! Look at the use of early internet-paralinguistic-cue-speak (smiles wry...
2020-09-17 05:37:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I found this little diary from when I was little. It says “DIARY” and “PRIVATE” and “Keep out Henry that includes you”.
It has a little lock on it, and I’m not sure if I have the key any more. I’m wondering if I should break ...
2020-09-16 04:18:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo!
This week's TWA is a reverse one - perhaps an Alice With Tea; this is the unedited conversation I had with David whn he was making his radio show about a jewish comedian ancestor. He asked a lot of interesting questions and I rambled ...
2020-09-15 07:46:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I had this lovely chat with Mitch Alexander (he drank water like a chump), and we talked revolution, bullying, intergenerational attitude and landlords. A joy as always.
Here you go: 2020-09-02 03:38:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been a while since I caught up with Mitch on Tea With Alice, and we had a chat about conspiracies, revolution and the number of pairs of shoes I have. It’s up at the top here and should be viewable even if you don’t have an instagram ac...
2020-08-27 05:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Unpacking my dad into his new house, I came across photos of myself at 16/17, encouraged to go to my school formal by my grandmother, who like the glamorous and extravagant lady that she was, took upon herself the mantle of fairy godmother, bought...
2020-08-24 06:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A time travel episode today, over mint tea. Talking laphet and gyokuro too. So a three- tea intro. I originally didn’t put this up because I thought I talked too much. Which is a fun thing to have a moment of self doubt about when you have your ...
2020-08-23 00:51:57 +0000 UTC View PostHallo lovely friends - if you missed it, after a little break, I’m doing the video things again for those of you who are in...
2020-08-12 16:07:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Just went to a friend’s house for a small grownup dinner party and it was so nice I could weep.
I think I’d forgotten what it was like to have a social life where you come and someone cooks dinner while you all stand around in the ki...
2020-08-12 00:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I just ate a plant protein bar with 'added probiotics'. It was truly disgusting, even for a protein bar. It had weird spices in it, and ...
2020-08-06 03:16:45 +0000 UTC View Post