Darling Snarl

Drums of War — Eternal Beach City

Fun fact: The pink haired lil’ fella is actually Patreon subscriber and femboy Alexis who subscribed to the top tier which entitles one to an appearance in a comic of my discretion. Hope ya like it, Alexis! Very much appreciate the support! ❤�...

Drums of War (free version)

Fun fact: The pink haired lil’ fella is actually Patreon subscriber and femboy Alexis who subscribed to the top tier which entitles one to an appearance in a comic of my discretion. Hope ya like it, Alexis! Very much appreciate the support! ❤�...

Truth in Daring — Eternal Beach City

I wasn’t planning to talk about the minutia of the “production” process for this particular comic. I’m only comfortable bringing it up because of how much it didn’t pan out. I was really excited about the idea of getting an “i...

Truth in Daring (free version)

I wasn’t planning to talk about the minutia of the “production” process for this particular comic. I’m only comfortable bringing it up because of how much it didn’t pan out. I was really excited about the idea of getting an “i...

The Dead of M Night — Eternal Beach City

Where did the “unfinished business” concept for ghosts ever start anyway? Ya know, that the reason someone is a ghost on earth and not in some afterlife somewhere is that their “business” is “unfinished”.

What about people whose ...

The Dead of M Night (free version)

Where did the “unfinished business” concept for ghosts ever start anyway? Ya know, that the reason someone is a ghost on earth and not in some afterlife somewhere is that their “business” is “unfinished”.

What about people whose ...

Raceplaying with Fire — Eternal Beach City

To be clear, I don’t actually know if a white girl wearing a black strap-on is racist or not. I’m also not 100% sure if “strap-on” is hyphenated. And if it wasn’t for auto-correct, I definitely wouldn’t know how to spell “hy...

Raceplaying with Fire (free version)

To be clear, I don’t actually know if a white girl wearing a black strap-on is racist or not. I’m also not 100% sure if “strap-on” is hyphenated. And if it wasn’t for auto-correct, I *definitely* wouldn’t know how to spell “...

The High Price — Eternal Beach City

I’m actually pretty happy with how the splashing water turned out! I thought it’s be more of a challenge to get it to look good if I’m being honest. I thought I’d have to sign up for some online course on water physics or run some experime...

The High Price (free version)

I’m actually pretty happy with how the splashing water turned out! I thought it’s be more of a challenge to get it to look good if I’m being honest. I thought I’d have to sign up for some online course on water physics or run some experime...

On The Schedule — Pin-Up

Allison won the pin-up poll, so here she is as promised! Calendars and scheduling are important, people! Why don’t Kayla and Esther get that?!

Dick-spert — Eternal Beach City

I’d like to take a quick moment just to mention that I’m getting really close to the Patreon goal where I told myself I’d quit my minimum wage job so I can focus all my time on the comic. It’s pretty exciting and surreal. Like, even though...

Dick-spert (free version)

I’d like to take a quick moment just to mention that I’m getting really close to the Patreon goal where I told myself I’d quit my minimum wage job so I can focus all my time on the comic. It’s pretty exciting and surreal. Like, even though...

Pin-Up Poll

Figuring out the next pin-up I'm going to draw up. But the first question is who it's going to be of. That's up to YOU guys! Who would you like to see featured in the next pin-up?2025-07-07 19:17:07 +0000 UTC View Post

All Cats Are Grey at Night — Eternal Beach City

I guess women who are younger than 40 but still pursue younger men are called “Pumas”. This feels like the OSX naming convention all over again. For those too young to know (aka, perfect age for Cougars) Apple used to name their operating syst...

All Cats Are Grey at Night (free version)

I guess women who are younger than 40 but still pursue younger men are called “Pumas”. This feels like the OSX naming convention all over again. For those too young to know (aka, perfect age for Cougars) Apple used to name their operating syst...

Clean Break — Eternal Beach City

I had a lot of trouble coming up with the name of the conditioner brand. The first thing I came up with was “ConditionHER” which I was pretty proud of. Cut to me looking it up just in case, and finding out that it already exists. Fuck...

Clean Break (free version)

I had a lot of trouble coming up with the name of the conditioner brand. The first thing I came up with was “ConditionHER” which I was pretty proud of. Cut to me looking it up just in case, and finding out that it already exists. Fuck...

Safe Space, Safe Word — Eternal Beach City

I wish real therapists had those chaise lounge chairs in their offices like ya see in movies sometimes. Did they ever? Why did they stop? At this point, if a new therapist designing his or her office orders one, do all the other therapists make fu...

Safe Space, Safe Word (free version)

I wish real therapists had those chaise lounge chairs in their offices like ya see in movies sometimes. Did they ever? Why did they stop? At this point, if a new therapist designing his or her office orders one, do all the other therapists make fu...

Is My Face Reddit — Eternal Beach City

Congrats r/comics! Three million. That’s crazy! That’s like, more than the population of Chicago! Wait a minute. What if it actually is everyone in Chicago who’s subscribed. I know what you’re thinking. “The population of Chicago is just...

Is My Face Reddit (free version)

Congrats r/comics! Three million. That’s crazy! That’s like, more than the population of Chicago! Wait a minute. What if it actually is everyone in Chicago who’s subscribed. I know what you’re thinking. “The population of Chicago is just...

The Dust Settles — Eternal Beach City

Should I have had her eating some generic version of Cheetos™ instead of having a literal Cheetos™ bag in the shot? But what would it be? Chee… zos? But that sounds too much like Cheez-Its. Regardless, is Cheetos™ going to come after me no...

The Dust Settles (free version)

Should I have had her eating some generic version of Cheetos™ instead of having a literal Cheetos™ bag in the shot? But what would it be? Chee… zos? But that sounds too much like Cheez-Its. Regardless, is Cheetos™ going to come after me no...

Emperor Quinn — Eternal Beach City

I wonder if the whole “Emperor’s New Clothes” con would work in real life. Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like it might have a higher chance of working today than back when it was written. The only flaw in the plan would be the fact that pret...

Quinn’s Vagina Poll

This will be the first reveal of Quinn’s vagina! I know, hushed murmurs all around. It’s a big deal. Question is, what sort of vagina does she have? Of course, all pussies are beautiful and fascinating and deserving of respect, but every woman...

Emperor Quinn (free version)

I wonder if the whole “Emperor’s New Clothes” con would work in real life. Maybe I’m crazy, but I feel like it might have a higher chance of working today than back when it was written. The only flaw in the plan would be the fact that pret...

A Woman’s Touch — Eternal Beach City

You’d think I’d gotten the inspiration for this comic while I was high. Seeing as how I do love drugs. However, personally, I rarely find drugs to be very beneficial to the writing process. Some people can make it work, but it’s just not how...

A Woman Touch (free version)

You’d think I’d gotten the inspiration for this comic while I was high. Seeing as how I do love drugs. However, personally, I rarely find drugs to be very beneficial to the writing process. Some people can make it work, but it’s jus...

Setting Her Up — Eternal Beach City

Just to be clear, I’m not knocking the Spider-Man trope. It’s effective and satisfying. Not everything has to be constantly reinvented in order to avoid getting labeled as a hack. Though, it was cool in Spider-Man II when they flipped it by ha...