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Thoughts on the Closing Year

Well, this isn’t quite what I thought the Roaring 20’s would be like, but though the terror that was this year, I do have some positives that I am grateful for.

The lockdowns were/are… well, a pain in the ass â...

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A Christmas Carol (by Charles Dickens)

Here's the audio from last night's LiveRead of A Christmas Carol!

It was a blast to do, and I look forward to the next time I can talk your ears off.

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The Gotham Rogues - It's Our House Now

(Originally from Disney's House of Mouse)

I didn't know much about House of Mouse, but when I saw the villains take over in a Ha...

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The Black Cat (by Edgar Allan Poe)

Another of Poe's chilling tales, narrated by the Mad Hatter himself, Jervis Tetch (in one of his more lucid moments).

This was going to be completed sooner, but those super ...

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Leggy Blonde

Because sometimes it's fun to pretend you're Frank Drebin from Police Squad.

DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

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Masque of the Red Death (by Edgar Allan Poe)

I felt that, given the current events of the United States, this reading of Masque of the Red Death by Edward Nygma would be most apropos.

Please note that Prince Prospero i...

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The WUSS | Layers of Fear

First off, my apologies to those who follow me across ALL social media platforms, I know I've shared this across the board, so you're probably sick of seeing this.

That said, I know there are some Coconauts who ONLY ...

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SPOOKY, SCARY SATURDAYS!

EVERY SATURDAY AT 8PM(EDT), I’LL BE SCARING MYSELF SILLY UNTIL HALLOWE’EN!

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Scary Stories - The Big Toe

My new mic stand arrived today, so I thought I'd try it out and read a short story from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

And who better to read a spooky story, than Gotham City's own Jonat...

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"Capital Knockers!"

So, we can ALL blame Katie for this one.

It just sounded too funny, and I needed to test the new mic wiring, so this is what we have.

Everything seems to be working now, so I can get b...

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BETHESDALF



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"GASTON" from Beauty and the Beast

Here you go, Mattie! To think, you could have had this NINE YEARS AGO! Hahaha! Ahh, it wouldn't have been as good then.

You're gettin' the GOOD STUFF, now.

(Sorry, you have to hear my terrible LeFou too - I couldn't find a karaoke ...

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ROGUES | S01E19: Rude Awakenings

ROGUES | S01E19: Rude Awakenings

TELEVISION AD

ANNOUNCER: The world of mental health is ever-changing, and so to must we. Which is why we’re pleased to introduce the newly renovated Arkham Rehabilitation Center, or A...

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ROGUES | S01E18: Hold Up

ROGUES | S01E18: Hold Up

EXT. METROPOLIS. NIGHT.

JON: Wouldn’t it be easier to drive straight to Gotham, instead of making all these stops?

EDWARD: Sure, if you’re boring. But I haven’t been to Metropolis i...

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ROGUES | S01E17: The Knight Shift

 

ROGUES | S01E17: The Knight Shift
with Heather Wetherald as Barbara Gordon

DIGGER: Mind you, you can get that on the Gold Coast. You ask a Darwin bird for s...

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ROGUES | S01E16: Postmortem

ROGUES | S01E16: Postmortem

(car interior noises)

EDWARD: You should have seen his face! I bet he’d have been happier if I’d just punched him in the catheter.

JON: I’m guessin’ it went like you wanted it ...

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ROGUES | S01E15: Reckless Abandon

FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST HEATHER WETHERALD


ROGUES | S01E15: Reckless Abandon

JON: Me? Oh, I’m - I’m a doctor.

SUSAN: Oh, what kind of a doctor?

JON: I specialise in -

ED...

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NEW ROGUES EPISODE

Hail Coconauts!

Beyond ALL belief, the next ROGUES episode is DONE, and will be posted later today.

Why am I telling you this instead of just doing it? Because it looks like Patreon (or more likely, me) has ma...

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Pooh Loves Honey

I had to.
I couldn't NOT do it.

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Letters of Note - I DEMAND ALIEN SEX

I'm trying to get into the habit of sharing anything I do HERE before it makes its way to other social media platforms, so y'all gotta suffer with THIS dramatic reading of a complaint to the View Post

The Rogue Deceivers

This has been a joke I've wanted to record for a while now, but it kept falling out of my head. So I thought, why not try to piss off the neighbours and record this at 3AM?

[For those who are unfamiliar with the piec...

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Patreon Update (June 2020)

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Something Something Sales Tax

Hail Coconauts,

I wanted to give you an update on some changes that we’ll be seeing which may put a small annoying wrench in pledging. Due to new laws passing in several countries and US states, Patreon will be required ...

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Lockup's Lockdown: The Event

Following the positive response to Best Served Cold, I have decided to post Lockup's Lockdown in one easy to enjoy file!

Cheers,

Codot x

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A Surprise to No One

The world is still incredibly uncertain, and while some people have received some sort of stimulus or benefit, I still don't feel right asking you for money that should be spent on more important things (like bum wipe and happy water), so you're o...

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I Have Paused the Billing Cycle

Coconauts --

People are getting laid off.
Locations are closing.
Things are getting pretty grim.

For these reasons, I am continuing to pause the billing cycle for my Patreon. Y...

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QUARANTAINMENT!

Up for a little QUARANTAINMENT?

Why not go to https://twitch.tv/waiting4codot? We're doing Jackbox! 

Edit: Thank you, everyone, for a great night of Jackbo...

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QUARANTAINMENT with Codot!

Okay, so like every CEO from every company you've subscribed to online, I need to give a COVID-19 update! However, unlike my Grandfather saying "Well, to make a long story short..." I'm actually GOING to keep this brief.

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CGR - CODOT - YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH

Thought I'd throw this in, because why not? 

Enjoy and have some SERIOUSLY HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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CGR - EDWARD NYGMA - HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

Rounding the album off with Edward trying his best. Ed's never really been a fan of the holidays, but he tries, bless him.

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