Give Out

"Well, can I have a lemon?"
Absolutely not.
Everyone knows mice love cheese, but did you know they'll probably eat ice cream also. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-02-17 19:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Why did I pick skeleton instead of ghost?
https://tapas.io/episode/2060196...
2021-02-16 13:53:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's happening. After a six year hiatus, a new Mr. Lovenstein book is coming. The Kickstarter is set to launch April 20, 2021. That's right. Fucking blaze it, y'all.
You're looking at a tentative final design of the bo...

Does it come with benefits?
https://tapas.io/episode/2055423
2021-02-12 13:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This worm has places to go and people to see. This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2021-02-10 13:13:55 +0000 UTC View Post

This bitch pulled the reverse uno card on me.
https://tapas.io/episode/2051864...
2021-02-09 14:36:01 +0000 UTC View Post

See? You just needed to coff something up.
https://tapas.io/episode/2047205 2021-02-05 14:27:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Why did I enlist an entire army when all you have to do is touch him??

"Aren't shooting stars supposed to grant wishes?"
TWO THINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
2021-01-29 14:00:42 +0000 UTC
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2020 just won't. Let. GO.
This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!

I was carrying my lunch and took a nasty spill.
https://tapas.io/episode/20321...
2021-01-22 14:28:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back with another behind-the-scenes look at the development of my upcoming book and Kickstarter campaign. The theme of the book is "failure" and one of the rewards you can select for backing the campaign are failure t...
2021-01-20 19:17:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Wow, nice compliment. Real original.
https://tapas.io/episode/2028950
2021-01-19 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Honestly, fuck this wand's unrealistic beauty standards. Girl, you gorgeous.
2021-01-15 14:11:03 +0000 UTC View Post

We're going to starve btw.
https://tapas.io/episode/2016678
2021-01-08 13:59:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Try being a bonsai tree, you crybaby.
https://tapas.io/episode/2013477
2021-01-05 14:21:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Well I still have hope that one day you'll have hope.
2021-01-01 13:59:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Santa's is decking more than just halls this year. This was a draw request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream!
2020-12-31 21:07:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a request from last month's LIVE Draw Request Stream! I hope it's last time I have to draw something political for at least four years.
2020-12-31 18:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post

It's not you, it's me.
https://tapas.io/episode/2005488
2020-12-29 14:17:57 +0000 UTC View PostIf you found yourself alone on this very strange Christmas Eve, come hang out with your old pal JL for the evening.
Streaming here: https://www.twitch.tv/mrlovenstein
2020-12-25 02:18:53 +0000 UTC
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I'm sorry Grape Nuts, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
2020-12-23 14:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post
As you know, I'm working on a new book! The theme of the book is "failure," and I'm currently working on the book cover art. After a lot of brainstorming and thumbnail sketches, these are the final contenders. The text "Mr. Lovenstein Presents... ...
2020-12-22 14:08:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Your urine sample was 50% Mountain Dew.
https://tapas.io/episode/1994417 2020-12-18 13:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post

I have to move furniture 12 times a day just to feel normal now.
2020-12-15 14:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post