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Guide to Indie Comics

This was made several weeks ago, but I felt I should probably hold off on releasing such a mean-spirited comic in the midst of such an intense political moment. I guess now is fine?

Truth be told, I think much of my decision/ability to be so...

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Bad Enders Chapter 2: Pages 10-17

Oops, uneven numbers! But I need to maintain flow. 

Read the new pages here 

1-5 

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A Fictional Show About A Fictional Band [not a comic]

After watching plenty of Metalocalypse, I wanted to design a fictional band of my own, as a sort of character design exercise. It spun a little out of hand, and I ended up spending more time than I meant, creating a little story and personalities ...

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My Approach To Fashion

There isn't a whole lot to say about this- it was originally going to be a twitter only shitpost, but I think the excess of words merits an official post. This is more or less true, though exaggerated; I will occasionally rock a pair of overall sh...

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Horror Movie Tropes

I developed a fondness for horror movies fairly recently, but they are rife with tedious cliches that are neither interesting nor scary, which I simply cannot abide. The impetus for this joke was the realization that unlike serial killers, "crazy ...

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Girl Owns Tinder Creep With Epic Comeback

I wish this comic flowed better- the continuation of text page to page is a little janky, but its the only way to make it so the pages aren't totally bare. 

I'm afraid I don't have a whole lot to say about this comic- its another in the...

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Patreon Exclusive: Mask Trouble

This is a comic idea that I felt lacked the flow to meet my standards-- I would have liked to include more than 4 people, but couldn't come up with anything. However, I think there are some jokes worth salvaging, so here is another "comic sketch" ...

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Guide To Fashion

 

“Peanuts?” The flight attendant asked, as she made her way down the aisle of flight 4090, NYC to London. She turned her head as she said it to each passing row, as if she were calling out to a lost pet. Arriving at row 22, she...

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A Conversation With My Younger Self

It seems like the 'conversation with a younger me' format has become a go-to for many cartoonists to explore personal issues- I saw a very sappy version of this on twitter and the hateful, spiteful machinery of my soul drove me to lampoon it. I'm ...

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Bad Enders Chapter 2: Pages 6-10

Read the new pages  here!

In case you missed them, read pages 1-5 here 

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My Personal Top 10 Favorite Comics I've Made [Patreon Exclusive]

Eugh- a top 10 list? Have you mistakenly wandered into the official patreon of freaking Kotaku? No, you aren't mistaken. I've made over 100 comics at this point, and thought this might be a good opportunity to share some of my personal fa...

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The Coronavirus Debate

There isn't really any clever jokework here, obviously- just a low iq bit of timed political satire. Surely, with this double-sided blade of a comic I have fully lopped off the heads of both parties in one fell swoop. Of course, the 'both parties ...

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I Was Just Trying To Help

This sort of goofy, bugs-bunny-ass slapstick is a little bit out of my usual wheelhouse, and is another gag that might work better as a one-off joke in a sitcom. Alas, I don't have the resources to make that happen. Maybe someday!  Comics are...

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Bad Enders Chapter 2 (Pages 1-5)

As promised, I will be uploading the pages of the new Bad Enders chapter in chunks, as it is being drawn. You can read it here.

I'm posting it separately in case people don'...

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Guide To Whole Foods

Ah, joking about Whole Foods in the midst of a global pandemic- this is the sort of thing that would be topical during the Obama-era Daily Show. Whatever! If there are jokes to be made, I'll make them. You get what you get and you don't get upset!...

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Gal Gadot and Friends Sing "Imagine" During Coronavirus Outbreak

This is one of those ideas that is satirical, sure, but also leans heavily into absurdist imagery; its jokes like these that I'm unsure are quite as funny outside of my own head- the concept could be improved by providing proper context, movement,...

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Four Futures For The Ambulance

This was sort of an amalgam of a few different jokes: originally, the entire comic was going to be about the technocratic future, as I thought the idea of watching ads to subsidize your ambulance was pretty darkly funny; however, I couldn't find t...

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Inspiring Celebrity News

Is it punching down to make fun of a rich hollywood celeb for being ugly? Maybe. But I'd like to think that this comic takes more shots, or at least is intended to, at the utter artifice of hollywood glam, both in terms of the ridiculous, absurdly...

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You just moved into a house with a bunch of punks. Meet your new roommates [Patreon Exclusive/unfinished]

This is a comic I had been working on for a while- having only 4 people seemed like to small a survey to really capture this demographic in a satisfyingly full enough way, but I spent weeks trying to think of other funny characters to no avail. Ho...

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Going Viral [content warning]

I am of two minds on this joke: on the one hand, it relies heavily on topical internet humor and crude sex jokes, two things I'm trying to wean away from, but on the other, it also holds an undertone of bleak satire (or at least tries to). There's...

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Queer Representation at Disney

I hope the compression doesn't fuck this up too badly. 

This was obviously motivated by Disney announcing their new "first openly gay character" the ugly ass cyclops with no lines. Its an issue that pretty much everyone is one the same ...

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Billionaire Mindset

I had actually thought of this original little bait-and-switch joke before I ever thought to make it a political allegory. There was another version of this comic where the politician turns to the worker and says "That could be you one day, if you...

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Introducing: The Beany Zone Discord Server

2$ Patrons have probably noticed a little something; since several people have requested it, I threw together a patron-only discord server! I am relatively new to using discord, so please bear with me. Hopefully I haven't made a terrible error.&nb...

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The Poster's Fortune Teller

I always worry if comics like this, so heavily laden with topical internet concepts and lingo, will drag me down as creator. People already classify my comics as 'memes' because the art is simplistic and they are posted online to be shared, and I ...

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A Comic About White Liberal DNC Centrist Democrat Hillary Women Type Fuckers

This was made, of course, in response to the backlash against Rashida Tlaib daring to boo Hillary Clinton. I don't think I need to elaborate on why that sucks, people smarter than me have probably written about it.


My favorite jok...

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A New Genre of Movie

This comic idea came to me in the middle of watching Knives Out, and it sort of wrote itself from there. A tried and true recipe for comedy: familiar thing we know the details of (mystery movies) + a humorous modifier (sex jokes), twisting the fam...

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Guide To Online Misogyny (not an instructional guide)

Originally, the comic was going to include a little bar chart or something for each category that would display the levels of "Irony" "Rage" and "Smarm" with reddit high in smarm but low in irony, twitter high in irony and medium in smarm, and 4ch...

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Patreon Exclusive Comic: Bad Enders En Morow Side Story

Wow! Who is he? What's his deal? Well, thanks to Patreon's horrendously bad image compression, you'll have to find out  here!  

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Working Retail

I am unsure of the strength of the original joke here- it isn't particularly clever, and would probably work better if it was seen acted out in person with the subtleties of real time delivery, instead of as a comic. I decided to go with it, thoug...

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